Apparently every X ray department in hospitals must now ask ANYBODY of child bearing age if they are pregnant before they have an x ray. So every red blooded, normal, hairy arsed geezer must be asked if he is up the duff for fear of offending some fucked up tranny weirdo who might have recently had a cock up his fanny. Confused? You fucking will be.

I was thinking……..if some bloke had a nice beer gut wouldn’t he take offence at such a question? “Fuck me, I come here for an X ray and this bitch is taking the fucking piss.”

Wouldn’t he be entitled to compo for hurty feelings? Shouldn’t somebody be sacked for blatant “fat shaming”? I don’t think the wokies have thought this one through.

Can’t do links Admin but I’m relying on some cunt to help me out. Ooooh xx

GB News Link.
(Link kindly provided by the suave and sophisticated Ruff Tuff Creampuff)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

City of London council need to be nominated for forcing workers to take part in an equality and diversity board game called Equally Yours.
It costs the council, no doubt passed on to tax payers, over £12,000 for four sessions of this ‘game’, all of which must be overseen by a ‘facilitator’ who is probably a bearded soy boy or a blued haired harridan, who charges up to £1500 per day.
Each group of players must play for either two hours or an entire day.

This nom also includes AKD Solutions, who devised this piece of cuntery in the first place, It’s a good money making scheme for them, until / unless the council wakes up and tells them to fuck off.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10653859/Council-chiefs-blew-12-000-taxpayers-cash-woke-board-games.html

Nominated by: mystic maven

I think I have found the ultimate cunt, I really do, imagine opening your front door to find some scummy, tight fisted, fuckwit cunt has parked his car on your drive, so he can avoid airport car park costs, locked his car on your fucking drive and has then fucked off abroad, leaving his car on your drive, knowing legally there’s fuck all you can do about it.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/stranger-leaves-car-familys-driveway-26479255

How much of a cunt do you have to be to do this, I suppose the police will tell you it’s a civil matter and will cost a fortune to take the aforementioned cunt to court, and this cunt, mother fucker is quite happy that his car will be safe and sound until he deems fit to turn up and take it away, probably late at night to avoid the grilling from the house owner.

Sure mate I will look after your car while your away…. Not don’t phone the police,yet there would be an oil patch where it used to be, drag the fucker into the middle of the road on a trolley jack, wait for the ensuing gridlock and then phone the police to say there is a car abandoned into middle of the road causing mayhem and wait for the tow truck to arrive, to take the fucker away, or even go down to the local pikey camp and tell them you will happily look the other way while they Hiab it onto the back of their truck, never to be seen again.
Thers no fucking way I would let a cunt let wanker this park his fucking car on my drive and the fuck off to the airport with a big smile on his fucking funny face……. No way

Can you imagine fresh Pesh from Bangladesh having to knock on your door to enquire as to the whereabouts of his pride and joy, the cunt

Nominated by: Fuglyucker