Mincer, knitter, shitlifter, ‘husband’, and god help us, father.

He has a TV programme out called ‘ Illegal to Be Me’. It is about some of the 56 Commonwealth states where turd burgling is illegal. Sometimes lethally so.

He is generally accepted in his home country. The need to poke his fucking nose into other countries and cultures is probably more about me me me than any philanthropic motive.

However, what really infuriated me about the cunt is this quote by the esteemed uphill gardener:-

‘Laws against homosexuality date back to colonial times and make me ashamed to be British’

So, were it not for us wicked colonisers Pakistan, the African countries and the West Indies would be one long orgy of Pride marching and cottaging.

I feel his shame. Perhaps he should go and crusade in Pakistan.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Also making a splash is: Cassandra

What kind of juvenile idiotic cretin suggests (nay, even demands) this –

NBC News Link.

Host nations of Commonwealth Games should ban countries that legislate against homosexuality! What a pathetically, uninformed useless little fucktwat he is.

My immediate thought was that in 1998 the Games were hosted in Malaysia. What if they had said that England and any other similar country was being banned from entering because they have legislation against polygamy?

The same question would go for a number of other Commonwealth countries that allow various kinds of polygamy.

Stupid little twat. I suggest he stays home knitting some willy-warmers for his fucking husband and leaves the formulation of such rules to people that are a little more informed.

And joining in with a pike, tuck and inward twist is Cunty McCunt:

Yet another cunting for the BBC, this time joined at the hip by Tom Daley – Britain’s Olympic arsehole gold medallist.

The Telegraph report that new BBC documentary ‘Tom Daley: Illegal To Be Me’ explains that homophobic laws are in place across the Commonwealth because of British colonialism, conveniently ignoring the fact that many Commonwealth countries had strict anti-gay laws before the days of Empire.

Torygraph Link. (behind a firewall, unfortunately)

Also, there are loads of countries outside the Commonwealth that ban homosexuality. I wonder if Linecunt and his BBC cronies will boycott the Qatar World Cup because of their deeply-held progressive values? Nah, thought not.

Anyway, I assumed that the whole idea of independence is that the countries are, erm, independent and are able to make their own laws without interference from the mother country, or am I missing the point? It’s a bit rich these lefty toe-rags carping when independent Commonwealth countries choose not to mirror our laws (or at least those that they agree with). It’s almost like they want to enforce British ‘values’ on countries they view as morally inferior…

The story contains numerous threads of why I despise our national broadcaster and why I’d never pay for or watch the fucker again as long I have air in my lungs.

They’re happy to tax the population to watch any live TV, then tell us how evil the country and its history is. Fuck off, BBC, you hateful anti-British skidmarks.

The quicker these abject cunts are closed down, the fucking better. Either that, or indict them all for High Treason.

Dame Sharon White (ironic)

She is the Chairwoman (shouldn’t that be Chairperson??) of the John Lewis Partnership.

She is complaining that quite a few of her staff over the age of 50, have decided since covid not to return to work and effectively take an early retirement. Good on ’em I say- no probs there. However she is now stating that because of this, they are fuelling inflation due to the fact she has to recruit new, younger staff to replace them…..at more money.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62471260

She also stated in an article dated 16th June 2021- also on the BBC. That her younger staff don’t have the skills that the older staff have.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57499286

Now, what I read across both these stories is the following:

She has been fucking happy to underpay those older staff who she acknowledges are worth more to her business than the younger ones, but is now fucked off, because now they are leaving, she has got to pay MORE to replace them with lesser skilled younger staff. Basically…she has been mugging off the oldies, because they are the least likely to up sticks and move on.

For that reason alone….she deserves a major cunting.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

Cunters for your consideration,

Jeremy Vine comes out as a complete and utter cunt. This overpaid talent free waste of space and stealer of Oxygen that all of us need has tried on a menopause vest.

Right you are Jeremy now go to the roof of Broadcasting house and jump off while you are up there.

Give all the cunters a fucking good laugh, whilst you are at it.

Daily Fail Link.

A short cunting, but we allowed it on the basis he really is a massive cunt and deserves another slagging. Fill yer boots – NA.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

And here’s another one from CuntyMort

Daily Mail News Link

Oh my, it looks like this broadcasting bell end cannot wind his fucking neck in about himself. Dozy bastard crosses a zebra crossing with a man with kid(s) in tow crossing at the same time. Fucking hell Jeremy, only 24 hours before you were going off on one because a moped rider did the same thing.

Are you going to hand the footage into plod so you can be done for being a road traffic act abusing idiot. Or will Auntie BeeB get some heavy lawyers to fight your case? Jeremy the use of the road is NOT a right it is a privelege. Joe Public has to follow them, why can’t you?

Royal Mail – Robbing Cunts.

I’m sure this is not a rare instance with a lot of people, but over the last 3 years I have mailed Christmas and Birthday cards with money inside, only to find that the recipients either haven’t received the cards, or that the cards have been jimmied open, money removed and resealed again.

This has happened on 7 occasions now, the most recent was 3 days ago when £10 in a birthday card was pinched. (And this was in spite of putting the familiar looking card shape into a larger brown A4 envelope in an attempt to fool the cunts at the Royal Mail. But to no avail)

I would guess some cunts who work at the RM sorting offices, or perhaps posties themselves, must carry some kind of x-ray device that can detect currency notes inside birthday cards.

I’m also pretty sure this con has been going on for donkey’s years and yet there doesn’t seem much you can do about it other than to register a complaint to some self-important complacent cunt in a fancy Royal Mail office. A complaint of which will inevitably will be ignored and shredded.

RM really are cunts in other ways. Fewer people are using their services. But what do they do to attract more custom? Yes, increase the price of stamps (the last increase was back in April with 10p added to a first class stamp to 95p)

And years ago they introduced the complicated algorithm of charges based not only on weight, but also the dimensions of the letter or package.

The latest CEO is some four-eyed cunt called Simon Thompson, on a salary of around £550,000, with a pension of 13.6% linked to his base salary. And then of course there’s the generous performance bonuses!

Seems to me that the only decisions cunts like him make include:-
Increasing prices
Cutting staff
Moan to the government about too much competition from cheaper alternatives.
Receive pay rises/bonuses for shite performance
Moan to the media about “difficult conditions”, “hard decisions”, “To attract the best you have to pay the best!”

Of course these same board directors know all about cash in envelopes – especially brown A4 envelopes stuffed full of twenties and fifties (allegedly).

I bet no one at the local sorting office has the balls to raid any of those!

Second Class Service
First Class Cunts.

Nominated by: Technocunt

‘Complaints against black and Asian lawyers under review by watchdog’

It seems that a disproportional number complaints about lawyers (cunts) are against black and Asians. This is of course being investigated. Without any bias, because it is obviously racist, innit.

”Although previous probes into the issue have found no evidence of discrimination, the SRA admitted that it still does not fully understand the “societal and sociological factors” driving the figures which is why it has asked researchers to step in”

Yes, they didnt get the answer they wanted so will research until they can get the ‘right answer’.
Here’s a thought.
Perhaps these fuckers are institutionally incompetent and corrupt? I doubt that any further research will clarify this.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble