Some cunt has been putting plastic unicorns, the size of an actual horse, around Bristol, each individually decorated.

I have tried to find out the point of these , seemingly they have been sponsored by certain charities and you are supposed to go round the city having your photo taken in front of each one. I cannot imagine a world where that would pass for entertainment, but I have seen stupid cunts capering about in front of them, usually obvious tourists.

They make the place look an even bigger nuthouse than it already did. I can’t remember being asked if I want this crap all over the city. Some cunt is knitting woolly hats for postboxes as well, as if the fucking things might get hypothermia in the winter. I long for the days when people used to suffer in silence. Also, if you want to give to charity, why not just do that privately, instead of participating in some peculiar public nonsense.

Visit Bristol

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

Next time your Mrs tries to touch your heart strings, show her the link at the bottom.

Their first attempt ( kept that quiet, the cunts ) was not successful. Yet, they managed to scrabble up another few gazzilion rupees and had another go.

I’ll never, ever put a round coin in a collection tin again, ever.
I’ll just keep supporting my little, local, run by two people in their spare time charities.

It begins at home, after all.

Bbc news

Nominated by Jeezum Priest. More below from Captain Magnanimous.

On the train out of Delhi, you go through shanty towns so full of slumdogs and so vast, it takes an hour to pass They still persist in having eight children though, despite barely being able to feed themselves. Lots are starving. Pollution is so bad that when the head-wobblers blow their nose, black snot comes out. Rats run through Sanjay’s restaurant. Deepak is having a shit in the street.

And yet, they’ve just sent a rocket to the Moon. For the love of Krishna, why? How many gazillions of ruppees did that cost, although probably more than the nuclear weapons India’s bought. Don’t worry about Gando shitting his chicken tikka into the gutter, get Punjabba The Hutt into a spaceship, jaldi, jaldi.

Moreover, why are there so many Poppadom-munchers arriving on the dinghies? Are these Durka-Doughnuts fleeing a war?

What next, an expedition to Mars? Beyond? That’ll mean tens of thousands more masala curryfaces arriving by dinghy.

 
A proper cunting and no mistake. Students are being turfed out of their digs to make way for our beloved dinghy riders. A cause of righteous outrage. Check out what The Sun says in the link below.

Apparently, according to the Home Office, the asylum system is “under unprecedented pressure”! What fucking system is that? You may well ask. Is it the one that lets thousands of cunts in every fucking week? Whose fucking fault is that? Would that be the leftie, civil servant, fuck-witted cunts at the Home Office?

Maybe now the consequences of the Government’s open door policy are hitting students they will stop being hand-wringing apologists for any old woke shite and start acting like grown-ups in waiting. I look forward to their first anti-immie demo. We live in hope rather than expectation.

Meanwhile, the NHS could be “overwhelmed” this winter. Proper shocking. Bet you never thought that would happen. What can be the cause? Go on, take a guess…

The Sun

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

Have we done this cunt?

He is a self-appointed guardian of London’s roads, at least as annoying and unwelcome as ulez. His MO is to slide up alongside unsuspecting motorists and film them using their phones, even when they are stationary in traffic. Often during rush hours when people are phoning ahead to say they are late.

He also parks himself on the wrong side of the road and stops cars and vans from turning right at a busy junction. In his arrogant seth afrikaan accent he commands the vehicles in question to reverse and join the proper queue whilst advising them they will be reported to met police online and will be getting a summons in the post. In addition he lambasts all his victims, telling they are terrible human beings and should be ashamed. He uses sarcasm with comments such as “did you get your licence from a Christmas cracker” and similar insults. Some motorists don’t take this very well. He has stopped doctors and even ambulances but ignores any infringements by fellow cyclists, claiming they could fall off and injure themselves. However, he doesn’t apply this logic to motorcyclists.

Now I am not condoning people who commit technical driving offences. We shouldn’t be using our phones on the move, nor taking shortcuts on the wrong side of the road. But this sanctimonious little snitch irritates me to hell. He pokes his nose in where it’s not invited. He causes people to get 6 points on their licence and possibly banned, losing their livelihood. He delights in humiliating drivers who are just trying to navigate their way around overcrowded capital roads. He sees himself as a national hero, supported by the likes of Jeremy Vile and other car haters.

The dice is already loaded against motorists especially those powered by ICE. We don’t need sanctimonious pricks like this rubbing salt into the wounds.

Youtube

YouTube Link.
(Hoisted by his own petard video link provided by our Motoring Correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by Lord Helpus.

What a load of cunt.

All over the internet and the MSM, the 25th anniversary of ‘The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill’ is being gushed over and celebrated. Why, is the obvious response.
Well female and black answers that one. Naturally, the BBC and Grauniad are front runners, but even sites like Discogs are joining in the woke arse kissing.

For a start, it’s nothing special. Hill was part of the Fugees. Three middle class pillocks playing at being ‘refugees’ and ‘urban guerillas’. They are now known for a Roberta Flack cover. Hardly cutting edge stuff, that.

Hill put out a solo album. It came out and that was that. But now 25 years later, it’s being lauded as some pioneering masterpiece, and – as is the BBC’s wont – making out it’s the first and only black artist to ever make a record. The amount of great black artists is considerable. Aretha Franklin, Nina Simone, Stevie Wonder, Lena Horne, Smokey Robinson, all the Motown greats, the Stax people. Where would Hill rate in a real list of such acts? But, according these cunts, Hill’s album tops the lot. Another media twat compares Hill’s ‘impact’ to that of Bob Marley and the Wailers. Ludicrous.

One of the more ludicrous sycophantic BBC statements is ‘Hill brought Hip Hop to the mainstream’. Didn’t Grandmaster Flash, Sugarhill Gang, Run DMC, Eric B and Rakim, Beastie Boys and even Malcolm McLaren do that years ago? If anything, Hip Hop’s major MTV breakthrough was the team up between Run DMC and Aerosmith. These woke cunts just make things up to fit their views. No matter how untrue it is.

Loads of links for this, but I’ll put the Discogs one on.

Discogs

Nominated by Norman.