I was sat yesterday in a well know branch of expensive coffee shops, talking half an hour out from a hectic work schedule and hoping to enjoy a bit of peace and quiet from the general work hubub and watch the world go bye.

Only table available was directly in front of this corporate HR assesment type cunt with a note pad and laptop open holding a none too private employee assesment with some young lad of his employ.

I heard everything about his greiviences to do with his colleagues, what he was shit at and what he excelled at and where he wanted to be in a years time. It was as if i was still at fucking work and i was in the interview room with them.

Im paying four quid for a coffee and i listen to people work…wtf? I could have got a cheap coffee out the works vending machine and simply stayed sat at my desk for the same effect.

I made note of names this guy was moaning about and when i got up to leave, i turned to them both and said, ‘i know such and such and rest assured i will tell them what you said about them’ the looks on their faces was worth wasting enjoying my coffee for.

Apparently this is a ‘done thing’ now. I think its cuntish and down right rude.

Live career

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

are a pair of subhuman cunts.

Sometimes you read about an incident so horrendous that you question where the human race is headed as a species.

I suppose the police mug shots tell you all you need to know.

Nothing more to add to this cunting apart from a news links and also the vain hope that both of these evil bastards will be duly raped in the clink on a daily basis with giant barbed wire laced dildos until their eyes bleed.

news and star

Nominated by Herman Jelmet.

35%. THIRTY FIVE fucking percent. That’s how much they want their salaries to increase by.

I don’t care about ‘below inflation pay rises’ or any of that shit, they already earn far more than most other professions. Stop compromising patient safety you selfish, greedy wankers – the NHS has enough problems without you throwing a hissy fit at ‘only’ being in the country’s top 10% of earners.

Bbc news

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt.

The short arsed son of bus driver Paki midget is up to his old tricks again this time honouring a mayoral manifesto pledge of renaming the lines of London’s Overground train network to give individual lines an identity, although a reliable, clean, safe and value for money service would be a more pressing matter, cuntwipe.

Khan said at the time “We are one of the most diverse cities in the world, yet hugely symbolic parts of our public realm – including our statues, plaques and street names – largely reflect a bygone era, and leave many Londoners feeling that people like them are not visible or celebrated in our city. I have established a Commission for Diversity in the Public Realm to lead work to increase the presence of under-represented groups including women, Black, Asian and minority ethnic , LGBTQ+ and disabled Londoners”.

Bygone era? Its called our history you fucking cunt. Whenever I have had the misfortune of going to London the first thing I always wonder is where are all the ethnics? I thought this was a multicultural utopia. London is over 2000 years old and its history is white so this should be reflected in place names, statues etc. Blacks and Asians have only been there in significant numbers since the 60’s, so the blink of an eye in the scheme of things.

Next stop Groomers Green.

Here is ex-IsAC cunter Bertie Blunt with more.

Youtube

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Scotch Footballerist who plays for eternal victims, Liverpool FC, Andy Robertson, has been whining about an ‘assistant referee’ (linesman in old money) elbowing him in the face.

It seems to me the cunt spent most of the first half calling, or should I say, screaming ‘Fuck off you cunt!’ or suchlike, at the rather tough looking official. He seems to spend a lot of his time screaming abuse at officials I’ve noticed.

Well, at the end of the first half of his team’s game against Arsenal, he ran after the linesman to carry on gobbing off. He even appears to grab the linesman’s arm from behind. The linesman seems to raise his elbow, perhaps to shrug him or even a potential pitch invader away, catching the cunt slightly.

Robinson then acts as though he’s been butted in the face by an excrement covered Charles Bronson. Carrying on like a little bitch. Almost causes a riot as he tries to get the fella in as much trouble as he can.

How about he stops abusing officials and keeps his hands to himself? Is that too much to ask?

Still, he plays for Victim FC so the linesman will probably have his career ended, and be forced to sell his house and possessions by way of compo for the soft, cheeky, mouthy, millionaire cunt.

The article linked is a tongue in cheek one regarding the incident, but it made me chuckle anyway. If only this were the policy.

soccer Sunday

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.