Scotch Footballerist who plays for eternal victims, Liverpool FC, Andy Robertson, has been whining about an ‘assistant referee’ (linesman in old money) elbowing him in the face.

It seems to me the cunt spent most of the first half calling, or should I say, screaming ‘Fuck off you cunt!’ or suchlike, at the rather tough looking official. He seems to spend a lot of his time screaming abuse at officials I’ve noticed.

Well, at the end of the first half of his team’s game against Arsenal, he ran after the linesman to carry on gobbing off. He even appears to grab the linesman’s arm from behind. The linesman seems to raise his elbow, perhaps to shrug him or even a potential pitch invader away, catching the cunt slightly.

Robinson then acts as though he’s been butted in the face by an excrement covered Charles Bronson. Carrying on like a little bitch. Almost causes a riot as he tries to get the fella in as much trouble as he can.

How about he stops abusing officials and keeps his hands to himself? Is that too much to ask?

Still, he plays for Victim FC so the linesman will probably have his career ended, and be forced to sell his house and possessions by way of compo for the soft, cheeky, mouthy, millionaire cunt.

The article linked is a tongue in cheek one regarding the incident, but it made me chuckle anyway. If only this were the policy.

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Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

This Hair sniffing cunt is heading to Ireland to interfere with British politics.

It’s the same whenever there’s an election. No matter how tenuous the link, the candidate claims to be Irish, to garner the votes of the rest of the American twats who think they’re Irish.

How many of these emerald green fuckwits even know where Ireland is, let alone set foot in the place? It would be impossible to explain to them the history and politics involved.

It seems Biden is trying to find some distant relatives to contact, I hope they all turn out to be thieving gypsy bastards.
Biden, you’re a stupid ignorant cunt.

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Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire.

I’m cunting birds. Not the gorgeous long legged and fully fun-bagged bird we know and love, but the feathered bastards that roam freely.

Swimbo and myself sat watching the new Attenborough series, as it’s UK based so little chance of seeing a starving darkie as , as far as I can see, it wasn’t filmed in Birmingham, Leicester, Londonistan or the whole of West Yorkshire. We’re nice and comfy, watching the lovely creatures that live on our sceptered isle, and mostly, they are being hunted and torn apart by fucking birds.

Little Puffins being bullied by gulls for Sand eels, owls hunting voles, which are rare nowadays. Eagles hunting geese etc. You get the drift. The cunts are ruthless, they have an evil glint in their beady eyes and you get sense of what dinosaurs hunting would be like. And they nick chips off you at the seaside.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO.

Have you noticed how bad some people are at their jobs? There are a lot of incompetent people about.

Most incompetence is infuriating but banal. It’s Postman Prat, who in spite of being told, persists in delivering your mail to No 10 XX Square when you live at No10 XX Road. It’s the pharmacy that repeatedly loses your prescription. It’s the Council pen-pusher who promises to ‘look into the matter and get back’, but never does. You’ll all have bumped your heads against this kind of twatitude at some point.

But once in a while you come across a piece of incompetence that is truly staggering, and which can have life-changing consequences for someone. Come with me across the pond to the good ol’ US of A and I’ll elaborate.

In 2022, police in Colorado pulled over a pickup at night on a back road. The truck driver was a young woman suspected by the rozzers of possible involvement in a ‘road rage’ incident. The police positioned a vehicle behind hers, and she was duly forced to exit at gunpoint, made to kneel, handcuffed, and locked in the cop car while the officers searched her car for possible evidence,

So far, so mundane, you’ll be thinking; just yet another such episode in Anywhere, USA. But… there’s a but. So intent were the cops on their search that none of them actually noticed that the locked police vehicle with the suspect inside was parked square on a rail track. Failed to notice, that is, until a desperate ‘whooo whooo’ from the train alerted them to the fact, seconds before it smashed headlong into the vehicle and sent it careering for several hundred yards.

Miraculously the young woman survived, but incurred head injuries and numerous broken bones. The cops involved have since been charged on several counts, and in true, time honoured American fashion, the young lady has ‘lawyered up’ and is looking to sue all and sundry for about half a billion dollars or so.

Okay, anybody can make a mistake. I know I’ve made my fair share. But Lord above, how can people who are so inept, so stupid, so lacking in everyday common sense, be put in positions over others which can have such drastic consequences?

I put it to you that this a case of world class incompetence brought to you by world class cunts. You couldn’t make it up. Sadly, you don’t have to.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

This past week has seen World Athletics grow a pair and ban tranny athletes from female competition. One of the bigwigs, Seb Coe has rather worryingly said, “We’re not saying no forever,” but it is at least some light relief from this clown world we live in. They are only banning those who’ve gone through male puberty too, but it should pretty much stop some third rate male club athletes from winning all the women’s events.

Well, pool diver (that’s an actual sport?) Tom ‘film me knitting not the event’ Daley isn’t happy. Despite being a gay, he is a man with male athletic attributes. Imagine if we had a third sex? That was bigger, faster and stronger than males. I bet he’d be kicking off if, during his event, some 3rd sex cunt did 25 somersaults with twist and entered the pool without a splash.

Here’s a direct quote from the article below to save time if you can’t be arsed reading all of it.

“‘Olympic diving champion Tom Daley said he was “furious” at Fina’s decision to stop transgender athletes from competing in women’s elite events, saying: “Anyone that’s told that they can’t compete or can’t do something they love just because of who they are, it’s not on.”‘

Well Tommy luv, I don’t want to see lasses who’ve trained and worked hard for Olympic glory, getting obliterated by some 6 foot tranny chancer who barely has to train to beat the real ladies.

Fuck that, you bellend.

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Nominated by CuntyBollocks.