Above and beyond the call of duty.

”Pallbearers of late Queen’s coffin recognised in special honours list”

”King Charles has honoured scores of royal aides and military personnel for the roles they played during the period of national mourning.”

”Angela Kelly, the Queen’s dresser, has also received recognition.”

Never mind war and terrorism. These are the real heroes. Carrying a coffin and being a bit sad. And who can imagine the hell the Queens Dresser went through.

What a fucking sef-serving farce from the homeopathic halfwit. Surprised his gladioli didnt get a gong.

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Football chairmen and directors are cunts.
(Surely that should be Chairpersons? Racist! – NA)

I am a football fan , I played the game from being 8 years old till I was 40. Qualified as an FA coach many years before all the stupid different levels were brought in.
The FA (fools association) did this just to bring in more money.

I still like to watch none league games. Once upon a time I was passionate about a particular team that were known to stick together through thick and thin loved their manager who treat his players like sons. Opposing teams would often call them and say every team has a couple of hard/dirty bastards but these fuckers have 11.

The point of mentioning the above is to highlight that with the support of chairmen and directors managers can nurture an all for one one for all ethos and build a team.

These days support for managers/coaches seems to fly out of the window with a gay abandonment of common sense.

Reading about West Ham’s defeat at the hands of Newcastle last night is like watching coronation farm Enders. Awful script without rhyme of reason.

Moyes set for the chop, will be Be axed in the morning moyes to get the sack etc. Brendon Rogers recently sacked. Graham potter sacked from Chelsea after less than 6 months ffs he did a fantastic job at Brighton. Dozens of other examples available from just this season.

Forget football allegiances for one minute, all the the 3 managers were and are fucking good at their job. The stupid fucking directors that sacked them should sack themselves for listening to fucking Mr 10 % agents signing too many foreign players on way way way too much money and then sacking and not supporting the manager in search of something that doesn’t exist. :- A magic wand of instant success.

Football chairmen and directors are clueless useless Cunts

sporting news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

Well hoots mon and he’p ma boab. What a bunch of sleazy cunts the SNP are slowly but surely proving themselves to be.

They’ve had a foot on the throat of the Parliament and the people of Scotland for years now, and finally, their chickens are coming home to roost. The education system and the NHS are on life support. The ferries debacle and the failure of the promise to ‘dual’ the A9 are but the tip of an iceburg of incompetence. The ludicrous Gender Recognition Reform Bill proved to be about as popular as a floater in a swimming pool. Climate change and cancer treatment targets, plus a host of others, haven’t been met. Scots pay more tax than any other part of the UK.The list just goes on…

Meanwhile the party, once the most ruthless and feared election machine in the country, has ignominiously collapsed in on itself. Westminster party leader Ian ‘Bloater’ Blackford chucked in the towel a while ago to spend more time with his steak pies. After claiming to have ‘plenty left in the tank’, Nicola ‘Legohead’ Sturgeon decided suddenly, and somewhat mysteriously, to quit as First Minister.
Equally mysteriously, she was quickly followed out the door by husband Peter Murrell, who amid accusations of vote-rigging, secrecy and deception, resigned as the party’s Chief Executive five minutes before being booted. All this while the scuffers investigate *ahem* possible ‘financial improprieties’ re. party funds, and membership numbers crash through the floor.

So now the people o’ bawnie Scortlund await with weary resignation to learn which of the three plankish candidates for First Minister will emerge victorious to lead the nation into the sunlit uplands of independence. Will it be one of the non-entities Ash Regan or Kate Forbes, or will it be bookies’ favourite Humza ‘what we can all learn from the Quran’ Yousaf? I’m on the edge of my fucking seat here.

The SNP is a disgraceful shambles, as is the state of governance in Scotland, and excuses such as ‘we’ve had the Covid crisis’ or ‘it’s all Westminster’s fault’ won’t wash anymore. Nope, it’s the fault of all the brainwashed cult members who keep voting for these cunts. Time for the people of Scotland themselves to do something about it.

Scottish Sun

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Oh yes, our Greta has been awarded an honorary Doctorate by the University of Helsinki. Not bad for a mong who spent most of her time bunking off school and hanging around the streets.

But here’s the rub…….it’s a Doctorate in Theology. I’m wondering, is some clever cunt taking the piss here?…….you know, climate change being the “new religion” and all that? Or are they just as woke and thick as she is? I can’t figure it out.

But she’s definitely a cunt, right?

Wattsupwiththat

Nomiated by Freddie the Frog.

Being an employer is a cunt, just saw this latest fucknugget in the press and thought to my self how difficult it is to make a business work nowadays where staff are concerned.

So young men now entitled to paternity leave, young wimminz maternity leave, gone for a couple of years, cant replace them, the monthly shark week, strops, misconstruing everything into sexual harassment, always late, want to finish early.
Young people, no common sense, no drive, no work ethics.

Disabled people, have to change the whole building to suit the guy/girl in the wheelchair/crutches/whatever.
Anyone of foreign persuasion for fear of being taken to the cleaners for saying something taken out of context, or of course getting a massive fine due to them working illegally and that kind of leads me to muzzies or pretty much any religious people due to having to pander to their rights [see above] and of course then you have the LGBTVYARES,S who already have a massive axe to grind before you tell them they are all deluded cunts.

Cunts who want to work from home, I,E don’t want to work, cunts who want to dictate the things/hours they are prepared to work.
Any fucker with an allergy of nuts and other stuff as they expect the whole place to be free of any trace of anything that can affect their weaknesses, so technically vegans fall into this bracket as well and I’m sure many many more groups of people qualify.

So who to employ if you are self employed? no fucker, do all the work yourself, its the only way not to be affected by cunts who are going to cry about their rights or mental elf, there another group the weak arsed snow flake cunts who fall apart when criticised, cunts who rather than find what they want, they start a job and then strike to change said job to suit them better.
So fuck it, its easier not to bother, I had better buy a lottery ticket, because my working life is always going to involve dealing with cunts, don’t even get me started on half the customers

Wales on line

Nominated by Fuglyucker.