The useless shower of incompetent soft skinned cunts that make up the Civil Service.

We know that they are fucking useless, witness the shambles that is the Home Office. There seems to be no measurement of their effectiveness. They timeserve, retire early on huge pensions and senior members get knighthoods regardless of competence.
All paid for by us.

As soon as someone comes along who expects them to perform we get accusations of bullying. Hurt feelings. Fucking trauma.
So we get an inquiry which seems to find that Dominic Raab was a demanding boss. I have had a few of those and benefitted from it. But that was industry where performance actually mattered. Not tax payer funded to take the piss.

A summary of the report is attached. You can bet your bollocks that no fucker who contributed to it has ever had a proper job

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble with a second helping from Chuff Chugger below.

I second this cunting.

I suspected thats these accusations of bullying by raab where to me nothing more than a boss or manager expecting you to do the job well that your were being paid very well for.

I said to my wife when these accusations came out, that the bullying will be nothing more than hurty words and occasional raised voices with the odd expletive thrown in….and i wasnt wrong.

When we have a situation in this country whereby a manager cannot ask when an employee was late turning up for work, for fear of that employee going to HR stating that the very question has caussed stress and trauma, then we have got to the point where it is impossible to ‘manage’ any employee…..and thats why most of those sub 45 year old employees are pampered useless cunts and businesses are suffering as a result.

When i started work as an apprentice many years ago….there were initiations, and humiliations…even my mamager one day lead me by the ear to an area of the warehouse where i had fucked up……but i learnt from that and made me a stoic member of society who doesnt expect anything from any one and who certainly doesnt suffer fools gladly.

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Just in case any cunters are in doubt, the picture is of a real woman. CA.

A short and swift cunting for clothing and footwear manufacturers Nike, who’ve only gone and paid that prancing ninny Dylan Mulvaney to advertise their latest sports bra.

Only last week, the simpering ‘girl’ was seen supping Bud Light beer in the bath. Now it’s to be seen shaking its Katie Price sized assets in this latest attempt by a major corporation to alienate its customer base. It’s hard to know who’s the bigger cunt, Nike or Mulvaney; probably Nike, as Mulvaney’s at least coining it in.

As for me, I’m just trying to stop laughing.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Football legend Bobby Robson once described Paul Gascoigne as ‘daft as a brush’. No doubt the former footy star has done a lot of daft things over the years, and his latest effort has left him looking like a bit of a wally.

On new Channel 4 shit show ‘Scared of the Dark’, hosted by entertainment giant Danny ‘The Geezer’ Dyer, Gazza told an anecdote which frankly, left me feeling a little bemused.

Gazza related how on a visit to Downing Street back in the day, he’d given Maggie Thatcher a hug. Okay, nothing earth shattering there, you might think. However he then went on to relate how the experience gave him a boner, and he had to retreat to the toilet ‘to whack one out’.

Now let’s be fair; Big Mags was a giant on the political scene in post-war Britain, but she was no Susan Boyle when it comes to getting cocks twitching. Well to each his own, I suppose, but then as for going on national tv and relating the incident, I’d have to say ‘bloody cringeworthy Gazza’.

So is he a bigger cunt for getting the horn for Mrs T, or for going on the goggle box to relate the story? Bit of both I’d say, bit of both.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

It’s been a few months now since Ian ‘Bloater’ Blackford was ousted as SNP party leader at Westminster. Mercifully the Lard of the Isles has been pretty quiet since, presumably deciding to spend more time with the contents of his fridge.

Sadly, this was not to last. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, the Westminster Whale has resurfaced, blowing off spray in all directions.

He’s been gushing on about how ‘inspiring’ the former FM of Scotland Wee Jimmy Krankie is, rejecting calls that the SNP should suspend her after she was caught on camera looking and sounding shifty regarding the state of the party’s finances.

Then he started weakly bleating on about those finances in a BBC Scotland interview, denying that there were any problems or irregularities, and that everything was indeed ship-shape in the old accounts department.

Now about all these resignations Bloater; yours, Legohead and her dodgy looking husband, the party’s finance chief (claiming ‘lack of information’), the party’s auditors… About Peter Murrell’s arrest, the police raids on various properties, the seized documents and the camper van, this alleged missing cash…

If I was you Bloater, I’d keep my head down and my fat gob shut, and stop acting like the turd that won’t flush. Still, looking on the bright side, you’re fairly entertaining the paying public, and if you keep it up, I’ve every faith that in due course, you’ll end up on the IsAC Wall of Fame, a distinction that you truly deserve.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Mae Muller – Nul Points.

Mae Muller is the BBC pick to represent the UK in the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest. As well as being the usual talent free skid mark she is also a left-wing activist who tweeted that Boris Johnson should be denied a hospital bed when ill with the bat flu, racist Tories, nurses pay, free school meals and how she hates this country.

A bit awkward for Mae since Boris is probably the most popular man in Ukraine after Zenenskyy providing billions in humanitarian and military aid. She is also a Labour Party mouthpiece and Steptoe cheerleader which is odd since she is Jewish and her grandfather survived the holocaust to escape the Nazis and flee to the country she now hates. But who cares about Corbyn’s anti-Semitism, he loves refugees, inflation busting pay rises and cradle to grave socialism and has the magic money tree to prove it.

The BBC are tone deaf cunts, only they could pick some anti-British bint to represent the UK. You can imagine the hysteria if it was someone who supported Brexit or told parents to provide for their own fucking kids. I suspect she will go far in the music industry where actual talent comes secondary to having the correct right on opinions.

I have never watched this pile of shite so Mae, Self-Pity City and the rest of the Ukrainian flag waving bell ends are welcome to each other. Eurovision is supposed to be politically neutral, so that will be as partisan free as ..er …last year.

C’mon Vlad, nuke this ball ache, just a little one and do us all a favour.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.