Pornography. There’s an awful lot of it about. Just go on the internet, and the sheer volume of it will burn out your laptop if you aren’t careful. I’ve seen it all, or at least I thought I had…

Then the other day I came upon something called ‘pantry porn’. Now before any of you lot start, let me quickly point out that this doesn’t involve getting your other half into a cupboard and slowly rubbing her down with warm olive oil (not that this of itself lacks appeal). No, it’s something far more outlandish and kinky than that. Pantry porn is a name that’s been given to the shocking fad of *gasp* posting pictures of your well stocked and ordered larder on social media for others to see.

By now some of you may have guessed that pantry porn is yet another loony contruct stemming from America’s deranged culture wars, and you’d be bang on the money. It’s the thesis of a giant of American academia, one Dr Jenna Drenten, who lectures in marketing or some such useless shit at Loyola University, Chicago. I’ll let Dr Drenten spell it out in her own words;

“Cleanliness has historically been used as a cultural gatekeeping mechanism to reinforce status distinctions based on a vague understanding of ‘niceness’; nice people with nice yards in nice houses make for nice neighbourhoods. What lies beneath the surface of this pro-niceness stance is a history of classist, racist and sexist social structures”.

According to Drenten, looking at pictures of a clean, nicely organised pantry thereby equate with viewing pornography. She calls these images ‘pantry porn’. Struth, who’d have thought it? A sexist and racist pantry. And who’d have thought that people can actually get themselves a tidy little sinecure in cloistered academia in order to come up with this piffle?

Meanwhile out in the real world, people are doing real jobs like collecting refuse and driving buses and trains, nursing the sick, producing food to feed us, and energy to light and heat homes and businesses; you know, the sorts of essential tasks that enable academics to sit in ivory towers and churn out worthless shit.

Here’s an idea Dr Drenten. Why don’t you get a real job and contribute something of actual value to the world? Just a thought…

Daily caller

Nominated by Ron Knee.

A racist Pantry, whatever next? CA.

is a humongous cunt.

To break the deadlock of the nurses strike instead of negotiating or even taking a conciliatory tone this weapons grade cunt is to take the nurses to court to try and stop their next strike saying he is doing it so they don’t lose their registration. How fucking stupid can you be?

Basically goading the RCN to take a further 6 month mandate for strike action. The arsehole refuses to get ACAS around the table or even talk with the union. There is a chronic persistent shortage in nursing due to the excessive workload that seems to be increasing exponentially ( due to an ageing population mass immigration and many sectors of general practice and mental health care being woefully inadequate).

With years of real terms pay cuts whilst the Tories wasted billions on furlough and useless PPE to line their mates pockets.Clap for carers then threaten them in a thinly veiled swipe.Both mu parents have been very ill and I have spent a lot of time with them in hospital.

The nurses with only a couple of exceptions have been fantastic with them but it is evident they are swamped and rushed off their feet and visibly struggling with a seemingly never ending list of tasks meaning patients can’t get the level of care they need. There isn’t enough of them and Barclay goading them is only going to make things even worse.

The cunt should get around the negotiating table improve his offer to get it over the line rather than risk the plebs lives by stoking up tensions. Him and Sunak no doubt have private healthcare readily available whilst the rest of us can just die for the sake of their grandstanding. A truly odious cunt is Barclay.

He is also a thick talentless cunt who should never have progressed past a middle manager position. Send the boats back to France and fund the p1ay rise with that.

Sky news

Nominated by Shaun.

This utter cunt thinks that “everybody who cares about the planet should join extinction rebellion”. So he’s actively encouraging people to go out and join what in my view is a terrorist organisation and go around disrupting people’s lives.

I hope the cunt falls out of a tree whilst he’s ‘bird watching’ (which we all know is code word for being a peeping Tom) and the ambulance can’t get through because the unwashed are blocking the road because of him encouraging them.

He also goes on to praise the stop oil cunts for “sacrificing their freedom”. Fuck off.

Surely this goes against BBC guidelines, but can’t see them doing fuck all after they have given Linekunt free rein to say whatever he likes.

Guardian

Nominated by LaughingGravy.

 
are cunts.

The BBC (quellé surprise) is orgasmic in its coverage of the alleged failure of the new rules in preventing some people to vote at yesterday’s council elections. My favourite bit is some NHS worker ( presumably not a brain surgeon) wailing that his NHS ID card was not sufficient proof of who he was. Cast your minds back to Chinky Flu and the internet selling fake NHS ID cards to allow low lifes to get into shops at any time.

Voting cards carried an extensive list of acceptable forms of identification, the scheme was well publicised and councils offered card to those without one of the acceptable ids yet still twats moaned that they were being denied their democratic right to vote.
The whole system is designed to ensure that those who are entitled to vote are able to and those who are not don’t.
As ever, I wish to thank the fellow cunter who puts the BBC bullshit on the nomination for me.

Bbc news</

Nominated by Guzziguy, link provided by Geordie Twatt.

Anthony Albanese is a cunt.
Labor party(the Fenian, commie, Blackshirt gits deliberately misspelled the word) PM Albo along with the Governor General, six state Governors, their spouses and flunkies are enjoying a taxpayer funded holiday for the coronation. The British taxpayer also has to pay to feed and water these cunts whilst there yet unlike the UK Oz doesn’t get a public holiday for the occasion.

The long streak of weak piss didn’t say no, it just won’t happen. The cunts just followed the lead of other rabid republicans Blairite witch Jacinta and Chai wallah impersonator Trudeau. Since we have to pay for your junket we deserve a paid day off you hypocritcal snivelling black fez wearing cunt. I hope some veteran has a flashback, thinks you’re your nonno Benito and runs you over with his Bren gun carrier.
God save the King.
Presem Yasur!

Nominated by Shackledragger cunt. With additional coronation shit by Trebecular below.

A cunting of the Pre Coronation Interviews , courtesy of course from the Bullshit Bastard Corporation.

In the run up to the actual event, every effort was made to interview, screen as many dark ones as possible, and to include David Olusoga ( OBE ) ( may he be blessed ) who made his early opportunity to reflect upon Britains Colonial past, and our involvement in naughtiness.

It seemed to me that anyone with a sun tan was the target for a street interview.

The Coronation ? The longest ever production of the fucking Muppet Show! YAY!

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