is a fucking gargantuan cunt.

I haven’t much to add to this nom except that I am just basically, almost reaching out, like some sad needy cunt, to any fellow cunters who have ever suffered from this bastard of an affliction.

Up until recently – I have never struggled to kip. Not even during the most turbulent periods of my life. Until now that is. And there’s fuck all stressful going on either.

My job and my family life can be as stressful as the next persons but it’s not like that’s anything new.

I suffered my first 3 day bout of total sleeplessness approximately a year ago and it has reoccurred on several occasions since.

I am currently in the middle of another sleepless period where I feel tired but at the same time feel like I could climb the walls or run a fucking marathon.

Went to see the GP recently and they prescribed some pretty heavy sedative/anti depressants which I very reluctantly tried, just to get some decent shut eye but the things made me feel like a zombie for the whole of the next day and then some.
Allied to that is the fact that as we’re only a small business – I can’t justify crying off sick for long periods over something as simple as a decent night’s kip and need to be on my A game.

Been doing a bit of running and other exercises to hopefully burn up some nervous energy.

I’m hoping this is just a phase and something that will pass.

First world problem I know and no doubt all in the mind – but Christ on a BMX – please just let me sleep.

Any suggestions are welcome.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Herman Jelmet.

 
There is no doubt about it, come the next election, whoever wins, Westminster will become a dirtier place.

Just yesterday the horse faced Jess Phillips was in trouble again for not declaring all of her outside earnings, but, even wore, after the mention of Nick Clegg a few days ago, yet another here today, gone tomorrow LibDem whore (“I can be whoever you want me to be”), it seems that Mark Oaten, involved in a squalid Mark and 2 rent boys in the same bed malarkey a decade ago, is itching to get his well used arse on the benches again

Have these idiots no sense of decency or shame?. Total lack of self-awareness and a desire to meddle in things they know nothing about (and all the lovely money and “expenses” to accompany it) makes them want to make complete arseholes of themselves.

order-order

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Yup, not inappropriate to be shouting out names for todgers on daytime telly.

I have no issue with there being adverts for sorting out floppy nob syndrome, it can happen to any cunt (not me of course), I just think adverts talking about ‘erectile dysfunction’ shouldn’t be on while the kids are still awake.

I’m sure little kids all over the country have been asking parents such things as, “Dad. What’s erectile dysfunction?”

Not awkward at all.

Surely putting these adverts on during the ad break for Scooby Doo is a bit much?

Maybe I’m being a bit Mary Whitehouse, but I just reckon these adverts should only be on after 10pm.

Why not advertise my king sized Johnnies and your nipple clamps during Tiswas then? (fuck knows what kids watch nowadays, sorry)

Old article but it covers the topic.

Metro

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

Kieran Hands and April Pearce were sentenced for keeping dogs, and various other animals, in the most appalling conditions.

You’d have to have a heart of stone not to be moved by the state the dogs were in, never mind the other poor things.

Are Kieran and April cunts?
Yes.
Are they mentally ill?
Probably.

So why did the Magistrates ban them from keeping animals for only 5 years?
Why was their sentence suspended?
The fines were derisory, too.

So, Blackburn Magistrates, you really are cunts.

Daily Mirror

Nominated by Jezzum Priest.

Are Cunts.
Never heard of this cunt before but came across this article where she describes the Royal Balcony as being “terribly white” during the coronation.

That would be because they are a white family you thick fucking cunt and the arm of the family that does contain a black member chose not to attend.

TV companies need to stop giving these divisive cunts the air time. She’s like the female Kehinde Andrews

Following on from the nom by Laughing Gravy. Here is another cunt who has got to grift about racism and evil whitey. David here’s a history lesson for you, Britain stopped it 32 years before the American civil war. It cost god knows how many lives to put a fucking stop to it once and for all. The British people were paying this debt off for over 200 years.

Don’t forget WW1 and WW2 either this racist lot gave more treasure and lives, but I’m sure that hasn’t crossed your tiny mind either.

If you are unhappy which you clearly are why don’t you fuck off back to your ancestral country and do your race grifting there? Thought not, now fuck yourself you CUNT.

Daily Fail

Daily Fail

Nominated by LaughingGravy and CuntyMort.

Seconded by Cuntybollocks:

This stupid ‘diverse’ tart has mouthed off on ITV, calling the Royal Family on the balcony during the Coronation, ‘terribly white’.

I’m not sure what this wooden ‘actress’, who definitely doesn’t get acting roles because of quotas, wants. Does she want members of the Royal family to be forced to marry black people at gunpoint? Perhaps put up a DJ booth and have a human beat box competition instead?

I notice she didn’t mention the all black choir? Was that terribly black?

I recently saw a photo of an England youth football team. Every player, bar the goalkeeper, was black.

Does she have a problem with that? Does she fuck, I bet!

It doesn’t matter how much you appease cunts like this, in my opinion, fucking bitch, it is never enough.

Here’s a better idea. She has half her roots in Ghana, so why not fuck off there if this country offends her so much?

I wonder if any African Royal events have honkies on their balconies? For fuck’s sake, I have seen African TV, including South Africa, and honkies are rarely, if ever, seen. Indeed, Supersport SA (like our Sky Sports) used to be great. I have seen it in recent times on IPTV (I know nuffink) and it’s an abomination now. Shouty, unprofessional, unintelligible black ‘presenters’ and ‘commentators’ only now. Absolutely fucking terrible.

Is she arsed that honkies can’t get a look in there? Is she fuck, the fucking cunt.

Half a shillin’ holy communion shoes song to this fucker and others like her.

Express Link.

And a third helping of race bait bullshit from W C Boggs below.

An Old Man, Cry Me A River cunting for this mouthy actress of colour with a massive chip on her shoulder. Not content with being asked to vouchsafe her little opinions on the Coronation, by dint of being in one of those pulp ITV “dramas”, the old cunt jumped on the race bandwagon, by declaring that the Royal Family are too white:

I suppose the old tart was just miffed that her fellow ham actress Meghan Markle wasn’t there flashing her false teeth. I didn’t watch the occassion and had no interest in it, I think a lot of the moaners would have done better and done like me – ignore it.

I get weary and sick of trying – tiredof living and feared of dying – Mama!