Meghan, by the Grace of Media and of Public Relations, and of her dreams and delusions, Queen of Hollywood, Defender of the Woke, and Lady High Luminary of Montecito, is a cunt.

The last time the Dreadfully Despicable Duchess was nominated I posted a link from the New York Post to a story that said she was almost universally disliked by everyone in Hollywood.

The general consensus being, that she, and by extension the Dimwitted Duke, are not to be trusted. The conventional wisdom is, that in their never ending quest for privacy, her and Haz will do anything, including divulging other people’s confidential information if there’s a buck in it.

The article went on to say that she has a “strange relationship” with reality which is a polite way of saying she is both a phony and a liar.

For those who wish to be reminded the story is here:

Said to be devastated by the brilliant South Park parody, and watching her popularity plummet, the depressed Duchess hit upon another plan to ease her pain and fill her pocketbook.

If she can’t be crowned Queen of the United Queendom she could still be crowned…wait for it…Queen of Hollywood!

After all, who needs those pesky English commoners and their institutionally racist realm when you can reign over a real Wokist Aristocracy…the very Hollywood elite who neither like nor trust you.

To that end another mega deal has been signed. This one is said to make Netflix look like chump change and is designed to make her…wait for it again…Queen of Hollywood.

The deal is with a company called WME and their “Uber Agent” Ari Emanuel…a veritable Super Mensch among the Phonywood elite. Megahn’s company, Arsewell will be responsible for producing the content that she thinks is so desperately and indeed craved by the Wokerati.

A Siren of Satan with a Jewish Agent, putting out self-serving nonsense for people who hate her and a public that doesn’t care.

Someone needs to hold a Silver Cross to her head, then drive a stake through her heart and bury her with a garlic necklace.

By the way, Ari Emanuel, is the little brother of former Obama White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and former Covid 19 Advisory Board Ezekiel Emanuel. The latter is a proponent of rewarding “social usefulness” by the judicious use and the practical witholding of medical care.

It would be poetic justice if Suitcase Girl fell off the yacht and was denied life saving resuscitation because she was deemed to be utterly lacking in “Social usefulness.”

Fucking cunt!

NY Post

Nominated by General Cuntster.

Some more recent news of the Princess of Bullshit from Miserable Northern cunt Below.

Racing through the streets of the Big Apple,
Cars mounting the pavement,
Pedestrians scattering.
Red lights ignored.
For a photo?
Mmmm…..

I’ve never liked bullshitters.
I’ve met loads and can soon sniff them out.

See , they like drama.
The fuckin Milk Tray Man effect.

” I was a astronaut till I worked for the FBI…”

” I once sparred with Bruce Lee, knocked him out.”

” Sssh, I’m in the S.A.S.”

They get nasty if you call them out.

“Calling me a liar?!! ”
Well, yeah.

Dangerous cunts,
Get you in trouble.
Best steer clear of them.

Sky news

Thieving cunts the Europikeys, it seems they are that desperate to pick our pockets and no doubt the benefits system, that even deportation doesn’t get rid of these shit stains.

like shit to a blanket they are virtually un-shift able and no amount of washing powder is going to rid us of these Thieving vermin cunts.
So fellow cunters keep your wallet in a tight grip on your wallet and whatever happens don’t allow yourself to be hugged by a strange woman or you will lose your watch. or something else.

Like coffee coloured vultures they are out their casing the joint as we speak, waiting to relieve so poor fucker of his hard earned….cunts

Daily Fail

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Lucy Ward and other wimminz on men’s sports coverage

Recently, I decided to watch a big Champions League game between Man City and Bayern Munich. I don’t pay for BT Sport, I was watching ‘elsewhere’. I wasn’t overly arsed, just thought I’d check it out.

Anyway, this tart (Ward) was co commentator. The job of a co commentator has always been to chime in with ‘expert’ opinion. And traditionally, they chime in only 7 or 8 times in the whole match. Usually prompted by the commentator.

Well this cunt, like almost all female pundits on men’s sports it seems, thinks she must talk every time the ball goes dead. Throw in? Off she babbles, talking utter shit (usually about ‘XG’ and ‘beating the press’ – gets on my fucking tits that) for about two minutes in her ‘trying to be butch’ voice. She also talks during general play, if the commentator is quiet for a split second.

It’s fucking insufferable. To the point the radio was turned on – which had to be manually synced as the audio was about 10 seconds in front of the picture. Not at all annoying or inconvenient.

Sue fucking Smith and her annoying Scouse voice is another one ruining football coverage. Never fucking off the telly. Just fuck off. Two sugars love.

I’m currently half watching the cricket with the sound muted, because it has two bints taking utter shit throughout on a men’s international ODI.

I’m cunting all of these wimminz who commentate on men’s sports. They fucking know the vast majority of sports fans don’t want to hear their babble. But they turn up for the pay cheque anyway.

Even worse when they are the main commentator. Every cunt I know does the same thing. Mute them and try to sync radio commentary or try to find an IPTV foreign feed (I know nuffink) with male commentary.

Do I blame them for carrying on doing their jobs? Do I fuck. I get it. It’s easy money.

But it doesn’t stop them being cunts for doing it, knowing every cunt despises their babbling on men’s sports.

Hard to find any articles criticising them of course. According to the media, every cunt loves them. If you don’t, you’re a sexist dinosaur.

However, any comments section discussing such a thing reveals anything but the being popular. Although very few articles allow comments on such things, of course!

Check out some of the reviews of BTSport on Trustpilot, for example. Plenty kicking off about Ward and others.

Thank fuck I don’t pay for any of this shite. They can fuck off, be quiet and make me a brew.

trustpilot

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

Seeing one a week of stories about man’s best friend savaging someone.
Occasionally children.

A dog can do a lot of damage,
Leave you with some nasty scars.

But a dog tends to be the product of its environment and how it’s raised and trained by its owner.

I’m a big fan of dogs,
They show unswerving loyalty, protect your property, give you companionship etc

I have had big dogs all my life.
I’ve one sat snoring at my feet as I type.

One report , the child got bit because it was pulling the tail of a sick dog?!!

Why did the fuckin idiot mother allow this?
Her kid got a scar that’ll ruin her prom photo.
It wasn’t a Pitbull or anything.
A cocker spaniel.

It’s owners that are the problem.

Dogs deserve competent owners.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

I have no hesitation in identifying one Miranda Galbreath, of Erie, Pennsylvania, as a pernicious influence. Galbreath, of the GI Jane haircut, is a sex therapist and counsellor whose website identifies her as ‘queer’, and someone with particular interest in ‘supporting diverse populations inc. LGBTQ, kinky and poly’.

So then, what’s the fair Miranda done that’s getting people’s necks up? Well, she reckons that Joe Public has been rather unforgiving towards pa*dophiles, you know, those unsavoury types with a preference for sex with children.

‘Let’s talk about “Minor Attracted Persons”, who are probably the most vilified folks (folks ffs) in our culture’, prattles on Mizzzz Galbreath, ‘ “pa*dophile” being a judgmental, hurtful insult to an already marginalised population’. That’s right; the poor souls are just misunderstood.

I’ve heard MAP advocates argue this before. I’ve heard them say that we should describe these nasties in terms which they would wish to use for themselves. I think not. In my book, this is just a way to get the rest of us to be comfortable and accepting when the ‘M’ gets added to the ‘LGBTQ’ alphabet.

How about this, you fooking loon? Let’s NOT talk about ‘MAPs’, lets call a spade a spade. Let’s NOT try to minimise the problem. Let’s NOT fudge things and try to make the offender sound like the victim. Let’s NOT attempt in any degree to normalise very abnormal behaviour. What next, are we going to start referring to murderers as ‘life termination perpetrators’?

Pa*dophiles do not deserve to receive tolerance, sympathy or undertanding from the rest of us. They’re earned the stigma of the word by their heinous behaviour. So fuck off over there you barmy apologist, and when you get there, fuck off again.

Youtube

Nominated by Ron Knee.