Katie Price (18)

 
Oh, God, What now?

Well, she’s somehow managed to get another of her dogs killed.

There’s been a petition doing the rounds to have her banned from keeping pets, and as this is the fifth dog in her care ( that we know of) to die, I fully endorse it.

Don’t know about the rest of you but, if I’d been so careless, I certainly wouldn’t be bleating about it on social media. Seems her animal care skills are as slack as her fanny.

Claims the dog was deliberately run over ( what was it doing wandering about?) and she’s “investigating”.
Fuck me!

Daily Mirror

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Bad Drivers (3)

 
I’d like to make a nom for yampy brain dead fuckwits who can’t drive,was out driving ,keeping myself to myself as always,when some prick drove past shouting shit ,dumb fucks like this are the kind who could cause a crash and what they did was downright stupid and dangerous to anyone on the road.

It takes in my opinion intelligence to drive well and clearly their actions displayed they had none ,if it wasn’t me it could have been some newbie who just passed driving test or sumet, morons like this shouldn’t be on a fucking road full stop.

Nominated by Mind you own business you nosy bastard.

Drag queen story time

 
Drag queen story time for children under the age of six is pure unadultareated cuntishness of the highest order…..give me fucking strength.

I’m sure things like this are designed deliberately to act as social and cultural wedges to divide society and make us all easier to dominate. After all, all the while we are getting angry about such distasteful and utterly pointless events we are not challenging our overlords that are doing their level best to drag us all off to Net Zero globalist hell in a hand cart.

What boils my piss is that those that use such a tool to divide us seem to care not a jot for the innocents that may get disturbed or confused by all of this vile shit.

I literally could not give a flying fuck how other people want to live their lives, I honestly wish them well in their quest for happiness but dont start to try forcing others into your own way of thinking and do not even frikkin think about trying to weaponise children and compromise the family unit. Satanic Marxist cunts.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Cunter S Thompson.
I endorse this cunting 100% C.A.

Logan Brown

 
is a cunt, isn’t it.

Glamour UK magazine has put a pregnant man on the front cover. It proves, scientifically, beyond all doubt, that men can have children.

That’s it then. It’s over. Case closed. You’re all fucking bigots.

Oh no, wait. Logan is a woman who made the transition to become a man by cutting off her tits and …saying she’s a man. She became pregnant by boyfriend Bailey when she stopped taking her testosterone tablets.

Now Logan Brown is “educating” people about men being able to become up the duff, which s is odd because…. they can’t, and this case proves it:

A man fucks woman, dropping his cock-snot into this munter’s fish tunnel, then the scrotum-sauce swimmers fertilise this wacko’s egg.

Who knew that ejaculating your Daddy’s Sauce into a minge could produce an ankle-biter? Well, Nature.

Glamour Magazine

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

Think Tanks, Autonomy

 
A nomination for fucking Think Tanks, in this particular case Autonomy.

These bright sparks have come up with a Universal Basic Income (yes, I know not a new idea) and appear to have been given a green light to ‘trial’ a £1600 per month with ‘no questions asked’ for a limited number of people.

The grand plan would be a to make it available to everyone regardless of circumstances, sounds great doesn’t it.
What will happen, well you can bet there with be a lot of people sitting on their arses because there will be no requirement to actually look for a job, there will be many people using the basic income to fund a nice little earner in the black economy and there will be a few people paying for the scam.

I know in Wales they doing something similar targeted at kids coming out of care, but will see how it pans out.

Finland gave it a go and then scrapped it, so why the fuck does anyone with any sense think it will work here.

Think Tanks are cunts, it’s fucking easy to come up with schemes to piss money up the wall, where are the think tanks who come up with stopping the boats, like blow the cunts out of the water, bound to work or why not cut benefits and watch the bone idle queuing outside the job centre.

Sky news

Nominated by Sick of it.