A few days ago, the wife attended a gynocology clinic for a consultation regarding an undercarriage problem. Mercifully it turns out that it was a minor matter which could be dealt with routinely, and thankfully she’s not up on blocks.

Yesterday we were in Asda, and I noticed that they were advertising the services of ‘Rug Doctor’ for hire. In an attempt at levity, I expressed surprise that such a service was available in a supermarket, but went on that for a nominal fee, the wife could have saved herself months of waiting time on the NHS.

Cunters would be well advised to note that any attempt at humour with regard to this subject will most certainly not be received by the other half in the spirit that it was intended.

Nominated by Ron Knee.

 
Women have their sacred spaces and quite right too.

The women’s institute. Daytime telly (Loose Women and all that shite.) Wimminz sports coverage. The kitchen. I think we even had a minister for women once, didn’t we?

But for us? We can’t have anything. Years back, a working men’s club I was once a member of got taken over by wimminz. They had a rule. No women allowed in the upstairs bar. It had 2 immaculate full sized snooker tables (10p in the light for ages of playing time.) The official reasoning was that the men could swear and tell ‘blue’ jokes and not offend any ladies.

Well, some twat invited in an annoying, interfering lezza as a guest. She got wind of it and complained to the council.

Long story short. The women were now allowed upstairs. Loads ripped up their memberships, including me. Place has gone from good and cheap as fuck draught to wanky expensive beer. Pool tables and snooker charged by the hour at a high rate. No funny acts and now have ‘yooni’ bands. Gone to the dogs.

Worst of it is that the split arse troublemaker didn’t even take up membership. Fucking whore.

Many other examples. The local pub (those still left). Full of fat split arses downing pints and belching last time I went in on a weekend. Talking about ‘the big game’ at the weekend. Fuck off, lose some weight, go on a femininity and etiquette course and get your tits out.

Men’s sports coverage. Fucking taken over by annoying, clueless, shrieking bints. Women’s sports coveage? No men there! Loose Women? No geezers. Any blokes in the women’s institute?

No, they don’t want us to have anything. I love women but for fuck’s sake. I’m now building an extension which will include a masturbatorium, a full sized snooker table and some strippers.

Get to fuck.

Art of manliness

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

 

Now, this really made me laugh, particularly the one about Inheritance Tax.

Guardian

Why, I wonder, would Tory MPs be so hot and bothered about inheritance tax now? Could it be truly altruistic?
Or could it be “gasps” that pater/mater is about to cark it, and it’s just occurred that their extremely wealthy parents estate is about to be halved?

Perish the thought, surely they’re not that venal?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Is a cunt. It gives me some small satisfaction that breaking news right now at ten to three on this lovely warm summers day, (or we are all doomed because the sun is out day if you are a climate alarmist idiot), to report that the ex first minister of Scotland is under arrest.

Now I am sure wee Jimmy Krankie has been cunted several times before for many reasons.

Wasting public time and money, her incessant indy ref two chant, her fuck up of the health service in Scotland, her failure with the drug problems that blights Scotland and I’m sure many more could be listed.

How I wish I could witness her squirm under plods questions, sadly I can’t. but I can cunt the cunt now for being a potential criminal.

Of course she could be innocent? but because she is such a annoying one trick pony and the ex leader on a one trick party which appears to have had financial irregularities for some time now I cunt her for being either useless or if proven a criminal.

I stress again she could of course be innocent.

Whatever, she is a cunt. Once more.

Sky news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

 
Drink with Pride, this pile of shit needs cunting

After seeing this shit in Tesco yesterday I looked it up and the link below tells us that drinking beer that supports LGBTQ communities is great, absolutely, after all it’s money in the bank for BrewDog.

50p from every 8 pack goes to charity for LGBTQ nutters (that will be the 50p they loaded onto the price) and what’s not to like it’s all packaged in the colours of the bandit community.

It will be great to see the twats mincing down the street with their rainbow cans of Guava Infused Larger, all done in the best possible taste.

Fuck BrewDog and Fuck pride

Nominated by Sick of it on.