The hook nosed poisoned dwarf aka London mayor, together with the Welsh (mis)Government, is to impose 20mph speed limits in many areas previously 30mph zones.
Obviously, this has been the cause of much celebration around the country as, inevitably it will spread to more regions once news of the great benefits breaks. Less emissions, fewer collisions, more freedom for cyclists and pedestrians to roam the streets not looking where they are going.

A new “road safety” (for this read anticar) group has been set up to promote 20mph as the default speed in all built up or semi rural areas. It has 600 members. Meanwhile a petition has been signed by 58000 people who are AGAINST this brilliant idea.

How can this be you ask? Well, firstly, they know it is the thin end of the wedge. Next they will be calling for 15/10/5 mph. After all, less speed = fewer casualties. Of course, take ALL cars off the road and there will be none apart from stupid sods bumping into each other on foot or bikes. No need for road protests either. Nobody would be going anywhere.

Secondly, it’s a cash cow for councils as everybody knows. Easy pickings from that famous charity group known as motorists.

Thirdly, their “facts” aren’t correct. Driving at 20mph means you have to drop gears with higher revs, greater emissions. More noise too unless you are a silent assassin in your EV. And you have your eyes fixed on the speedo instead of looking all round. More dangerous.

The road system in this country is a compromise between getting from one place to another and safety for yourself and everyone else. These zealots are forgetting what the roads are for. Transport. We all know there are bone-headed thugs and nutters who roar through towns at stupid speeds. But if they don’t obey 30mph how will they keep to 20mph?

If I drive through a village which is a 30mph limit I will automatically slow down further if there is a horse, bike or child around. Eldery folk are fair game. I’m sure most drivers do the same. Dropping to 20mph is incredibly frustrating if there are no obstacles. To drive this slow for miles on end isn’t feasible. You adjust to the conditions. Yet that is the world we are looking at in the near future.

I just dont believe that the stats quoted by the nanny state and interfering busy bodies add up.

20mph is yet another stick to beat car drivers with.

Bbc news

Nominated by Loed Helpus.

 
I am Sorry, that apparently children were locked in below decks.

But why is it the fault of the Greeks, and not the Libyans who allowed an obviously overloaded and unseaworthy boat to sail?

It’s probably my fault, because I farted when I coughed, last Tuesday.

Guardian

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

 
It’s a mind-set that promotes victimhood, yet the sufferers pretend to be empowered, with a million hollow slogans and twitter memes. These people lavish praise on each other simply for what they are, while denigrating others (white people and increasingly, Jews and East Asians)

All of the LGBT queers are stunning and brave, all of the boring, usually obese black women are ‘queens’ who ‘slay’ (whatever the fuck that means).
The feminists who photograph themselves with mugs emblazonned with Male Tears are ‘The Heroes We Need’

And yet…

‘LiterallyshakingJustNow for being cslled a mental bitch.
Feminist Twitter calls for the police when ‘neckbeard/incel’ Carl Benjamin (with wife and kids) dares insult Jess Phillips by saying he would NOT rape her.
The BBC are still attacking him via their podcasts.

Other feminists ‘I got PTSD from Twitter’
for being confronted with opposing views. Disagreement is violence and counter protest is now ‘genocide’. Everything is dangerous or violent. I’m triggered. This book/lecture makes me feel unsafe.
It’s pure narcissism, but fragile. They feel this way becsuse they’re too fucking stupid to realise their arguments are built on sand.

Public figures who push this false empowerment crap are the first to wither snd retreat.
Sam Smith cancelled a gig for hurt feelings after Piers Morgan and Douglas Murray referred to him as looking ‘Ridiculous’ and ‘blubbery’ in his satanic performances, gyrating, flick his tongue and wearing horns. A rent-a-queer did as his handlers told him and fed the usual hyperbole of ‘it’s fantastic/stunning, he looks great/sexy’.

Who did Smith believe? Seems itt wasn’t the sycophantic comedian.

Now it’s Lizzo’s turn to throw her KFC, Nandos and Chick-Fil-A familiy meal deals out of the pram. She can’t cope with body-shaming, despite constantly promoting herself as a creature of desire. Her song Juice is entirely based on this persona, and was used by witless BBC producers to promote every other programme at one point.

If she genuinely believed in the appeal she supposedly has, how attractive the sycophantic media tell her she is, the body-shaming from relative nobodies wouldn’t cause such a meltdown, and if this attractiveness was so self-evident, why would the negative responses be so prevalent and vociferous?

Like the 600lb baby she is, it’s not her, her publicists, her oily entourage, her greasy admirers in the media and on Twitter to blame for the cognitive dissonance and meltdown.

It’s reality, or rather a few people pointing to it. Are they trolls? Perhaps. They seem to have succeeded by getting to her to say she’ll quit music. As if it would worry them, or anybody who finds her music uninteresting.

This is how it always works with the woke, though. they can and do say anything they like about their critics, denigrating, smearing and threatening them, but as soon as they are challenged, the smugness evaporates, the facade of self-adoration crumbles, and the tears flow to reveal a confused mess and empty husk of a human leading a wretched, meaningless and shallow, – rather than ‘their best’ -life.

Independent

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

 
Church of England vicars are calling for a pay rise in line with the cost of living.

Or they may strike!

Do it.
Nobody would notice.
Your congregations are a few old ladies,
And tramps escaping the rain.

They get a massive house,
Job indoors,
Hardly hard graft is it?

Not going to get a hernia being a vicar!

Let’s be honest they’re workshy and mostly alphabet types.

Get fucked Timothy I’d give you nowt.

Guardian

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

 
In summary, the Ashes cricket tests are named this way due to the Aussies taking the piss out of the England cricket team in 1882. They had beaten us in England and taken out a newspaper obituary advert slot, claiming that English cricket had died and its ashes put into an urn.

The two (men’s of course) teams play for this urn, usually every two years.

But now we have the wimminz ashes.

The history of the ashes has fuck all to do with some shitty, Johnny come lately lezza cricket.

Indeed, Sky had an advert for the Ashes recently. In this advert, some blokes are boarding up the commentary boxes and other high vantage points. The groundsman asks, “Excuse me. What are you doing?” The workers reply, “England are playing!” They are then told to ‘Crack on then!”

For the uninitiated, England have a new look team, which attack and hit a lot of boundaries, given the nickname ‘Baz ball’ after their new coach.

The advert then shows clips of the team smacking the ball out of the park.

Fair enough…but wait. It shows some split arses hitting the ball too.

The women’s team are not playing ‘Baz ball’. They fucking can’t!

The Ashes is about the men’s test teams of Australia and England.

It has fuck all to do with butch lezza cricket.

Get to fuck.

telegraph

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.