This is a follow up cunting to the recent Nom about the female Chief Constable of Avon and Somerset Police who says they are institutionally racist and needed to do more to tackle racism.

As part of that program ‘to go much further’ Sarah Crew will be trialling the MOJ ‘Chance to Change’ initiative.

So in a nutshell over the years the cops have introduced a range of sanctions aimed at keeping young offender out of the Court system, referred to as ‘disposals’.

What follows is a direct quote from Avon and Somerset stated policy

“Plans are in development to introduce the Chance to Change programme, which has been piloted by West Yorkshire and the Metropolitan Police and has led to a reduction in offending for 18-24 year-olds. The scheme allows people to avoid a criminal justice outcome for low level or first-time offences. These types of out of court disposals often require an admission of guilt to take part, which research has shown can be a barrier to young men of Black heritage, therefore leading to harsher and disproportionate criminal justice outcomes. The aim of this scheme is to keep more young men of Black heritage out of the criminal justice system, reduce re-offending and improve relationships between the police, criminal justice system partners and Black heritage communities”.

No you didn’t read that incorrectly.

“These types of out of court disposals often require an admission of guilt to take part, which research has shown can be a barrier to young men of Black heritage,”

Well fuckadoodledo, I’ll be damned. Who’d of thunk it.

So if you are of Black Heritage unlike all other offending groups you’re now absolved of your responsibility of admitting your crime.

But it’s reassuring to know that ‘it’s been piloted by West Yorkshire and the Metropolitan Police and has led to a reduction in offending for 18-24 year-olds’

Never.

Over to you cunters.

Gov.uk

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface.

 
Like most of us I suspect, during my mis-spent youth I tried very hard to cop off with as many women as possible. I was always particularly gratified when the lady in question seemed to be well endowed in the ‘bustenhalter’ department.

I recall that on a couple of occasions however, I was disappointed to find that I’d been sold a pup (no pun intended); on getting down to brass tacks, the lady’s assets proved to have been enhanced by the wearing of a well padded bra.

Of course the same sex that frequently claims that ‘all men are liars’ has been guilty of this duplicity on blokes for years. But now it seems that in this age of equality, two can play at that game. For not much of an outlay, any geezer feeling a bit lacking in the package area can (yes really) now purchase a purpose made ‘bulge enhancer’ to shove down his y-fronts or swimming trunks.

Now in all honesty, I feel bound to say that any bloke using one of these must be a bit of a sad cunt who really lacks self-confidence, particularly if you’re trying to impress the ladies (and why else would you buy one?). If you’re successful in your pursuit, she’ll finally find out the truth, and probably be disappointed and a bit pissed off, as I was. Ultimately, you’re only fooling yourself. Bulge enhancers really aren’t for the birds.

amazon

Nominated by Ron Knee.

 
Illegal e bike riding scrotes are cunts. I’m getting sick of these fuckers blasting long pavements, hoods up so the can’t be identified.

It’s the same old same old, not enough police to police, criminal scum riding these things illegally on 5 or 6 different levels.
The only saving grace here is it gives natural selection an opportunity to rid the world of some proper low life scum once and for all.

Of course there are those who say poor little Kyle or what ever was an angel, but the reality of that is that he was a little cunt, got killed running from the law, so fuck em, you get what you get, but there really isn’t any point in trying to star spangle a turd.
So these usual thieving, drug dealing cunts, if there is a saving grace at least the usually Staffy body guard can’t get on the bike and enjoy the sudden halt of parked cars, brick wall or an ambulance.

Sky news

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

 
The hook nosed poisoned dwarf aka London mayor, together with the Welsh (mis)Government, is to impose 20mph speed limits in many areas previously 30mph zones.
Obviously, this has been the cause of much celebration around the country as, inevitably it will spread to more regions once news of the great benefits breaks. Less emissions, fewer collisions, more freedom for cyclists and pedestrians to roam the streets not looking where they are going.

A new “road safety” (for this read anticar) group has been set up to promote 20mph as the default speed in all built up or semi rural areas. It has 600 members. Meanwhile a petition has been signed by 58000 people who are AGAINST this brilliant idea.

How can this be you ask? Well, firstly, they know it is the thin end of the wedge. Next they will be calling for 15/10/5 mph. After all, less speed = fewer casualties. Of course, take ALL cars off the road and there will be none apart from stupid sods bumping into each other on foot or bikes. No need for road protests either. Nobody would be going anywhere.

Secondly, it’s a cash cow for councils as everybody knows. Easy pickings from that famous charity group known as motorists.

Thirdly, their “facts” aren’t correct. Driving at 20mph means you have to drop gears with higher revs, greater emissions. More noise too unless you are a silent assassin in your EV. And you have your eyes fixed on the speedo instead of looking all round. More dangerous.

The road system in this country is a compromise between getting from one place to another and safety for yourself and everyone else. These zealots are forgetting what the roads are for. Transport. We all know there are bone-headed thugs and nutters who roar through towns at stupid speeds. But if they don’t obey 30mph how will they keep to 20mph?

If I drive through a village which is a 30mph limit I will automatically slow down further if there is a horse, bike or child around. Eldery folk are fair game. I’m sure most drivers do the same. Dropping to 20mph is incredibly frustrating if there are no obstacles. To drive this slow for miles on end isn’t feasible. You adjust to the conditions. Yet that is the world we are looking at in the near future.

I just dont believe that the stats quoted by the nanny state and interfering busy bodies add up.

20mph is yet another stick to beat car drivers with.

Bbc news

Nominated by Loed Helpus.

 
I am Sorry, that apparently children were locked in below decks.

But why is it the fault of the Greeks, and not the Libyans who allowed an obviously overloaded and unseaworthy boat to sail?

It’s probably my fault, because I farted when I coughed, last Tuesday.

Guardian

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.