Dr Roxy

 
‘Dr Roxy’, real name Katherine Grawe, is an American cosmetic surgeon and a monumental cunt.

This silly tart has had her medical licence revoked for livestreaming operations on TikTok. She was so obsessed with putting on a performance for her 800,000 followers that she ballsed up several ops which required remedial medical treatment to correct. So how about livestreaming your trip to the labour exchange then, Dr Dickhead?

Have a gander at her in action. If nothing else she’ll keep the Horn Section occupied for a while.

ny times

Youtube

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

The Crown Prosecution Service (2)

 
“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s legal affairs correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m considering recently published guidelines from the CPS on the ways it considers that transgender people may be abused. To discuss this, I’m joined by Leo Wokeperson, from the CPS”.

“Actually since last Monday it’s Leonora. Please don’t misgender or deadname me”.

“Er, okay. Nice wig by the way”.

“Thankyou. I think it goes very well with the dress, shoes and earrings”.

“Indeed. Well, I think it fair to say that these guidelines are, to say the least, somewhat controversial”.

“Not at all. They’re aimed at preventing trans and non-binary people from experiencing abuse from a partner or parent. That’s perfectly reasonable”.

“I see where you’re coming from, but how can it be reasonable to state, for example, that refusing to pay for the costs of a partner’s transition, or failing to recognise a child’s chosen pronouns, constitutes abuse? Surely these are personal matters, not something for the CPS to become involved in”.

“On the contrary, those who won’t accept the new orthodoxy should feel the full weight of the law. They’re gammons, transphobes and bigots. They must be crushed without mercy”.

“But this is insane. Just look at the CPS’s language in these guidelines. They use terminology like ‘gender assigned at birth’ and ‘cis-gender’. The CPS is blatantly promoting the ideology of a cult, at the expense of practicality and common sense. How far does it go? Is refusing to pay for a handbag if your husband decides he’s now a woman abuse? This is unworkable”.

“Not at all. I mean, this isn’t new. For example, the CPS has been indicating to schoolgirls that they should accept boys in their toilets. It’s workable enough. What’s wrong with that?”.

“What’s wrong with it? Christ, talk about a very small tail wagging a huge dog. This is starting to verge on compelled speech and action, all to satisfy the whims of a tiny minority of deluded, mentally ill people. Where’s it all going to end up?”.

“Mmm… (flutters eyelids) how about it ending up at my place later, big boy? I’ll open a bottle of wine, slip into something more comfortable, and we can discuss matters in a much cozier and intimate fashion”.

“Actually I’m planning something more appealing, like lying in a warm bath and opening a vein. I think my time’s over. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Rosie Jones

 

One of a raft of ‘comedians’ who are not funny. And there are plenty of them, entertaining virtuous morons.
Rosie Jones has cerebral palsy (I think). A dreadful disability. However, as a comedian she is fucking dire.

Because of her disability we are expected to honk and clap. And the only reason for this seems to be ‘ look at me, I’m disabled so I must be funny’ Audiences of half witted students empty their bowels at her act.
Sadly, unless you want to impress with your woke credentials, she is fucking dire. She makes Nish Kumar look mildly amusing.

Bbc news

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble.

Gary Lineker (26)

 
Now I realise that what I’m about to say may surprise some of you. It may even shock you, but here goes. Gary Lineker is a fucking cunt.

Yes the self-styled ‘Conscience of the Nation’ has been gobbing off again, this time on the subject of ‘Just Stop Oil’ campaigners and their repeated attempts to disrupt sporting events this summer.

Apparently Linekunt understands where they’re coming from. ‘Disruptive protest is the only one that gets noticed’ burbles the Sage of the BBC. ‘Nobody wants disruption, but at the same time they will really be disrupted by climate change’.

It is understood that order to demonstrate his solidarity with the campaign, in future Mr Lineker will not heat his house, drive around in gas-guzzling vehicles or travel thousands of miles by aircraft to cover football tournaments.

Or perhaps not…

Express

Nominated by Ron Knee.

More on this mega cunt from West Cunt-ry below.

The usual ISAC regular is at it again. Gary LinerCUNT wanting us to yet again just let the trogs do whatever the fuck they want cause it will never effect him. Thought he could not have a shitter opinion than letting in the worlds unwanted trash but now he wants us to allow our homegrown trash to just carry on and ruin any event they want.

“It’s not going to hurt anyone” is his main argument, tell that to the woman in Bristol who was suffering a stroke and is now paralyzed and the many others who have suffered but not been reported in the news because of these higher middle class cunts must “have their say” even though they will jet set to Ibiza and their private yachts with no cares. Can we have a vote like Brexit to just get rid of this cunt and throw him at Harry and MEEEE-gains in America? They like taking in our unwanted shit like Corden and other shit “comedians”. Can Lineker just shut the fuck up and stick to his shit football takes? Fuck the BBC and fuck Linercunt!

Daily Mirror