Now, I’m sure some of you lot will have had the home tests for bowel cancer, otherwise known as “poohsticks”.
Here’s a new one.
Well, don’t know about you, but I’m needlephobic, I pass out giving a blood sample, and I’m certainly not going to DIY.
What the fuck? Home phlebotomy!!
Don’t think so.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
I have more or less given up commentating as it seems every day the whole human race becomes an even bigger heap of stinking shit, but this cannot pass without comment. Yesterday (Juy 8th) a group of obese men and women descended on Piccadilly in London to flaunt their perv*rsions:
At the moment shops are finding it hard to get customers through their doors and Saturday business, at one time (perhaps is still?) the optimum day for people visiting bricks and mortar outlets – more business ruined because a pile of exhibitionistic Eddie Izzard wannabees decide that they need their fifteen minutes of fame. Couldn’t they have just joined in on Buggers Day which was the previous Saturday?, with yet more businesses suffering because people are so anxious that we hear about their sordid aberrations in public. It is a pity they ever decriminalised buggery – they should bring that back as an offence (plenty of MPs would suddenly find themselves up for re-election) . Let’s do the same with men called Ethel and women called Bert. I just hope Westminster council have disinfectedthe streets with that stuff that kills 99%of all known germs – there are probaby a few UNKNOWN germs amongst that pile of fuckers.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
is a cunt
I have just emailed my MP (whom I suspect of being on the woker side of the Tories) as follows:
Please urge Mr Sunak to invoke the Parliament Act on the third reading of the Illegal Migration Bill in the Lords. The unrestrained influx of economic migrants with no possible claim on our charity, and the absence of any effective mechanism for returning them whence they came, have easily exceeded our capacity for accommodating them, and have already resulted in unacceptable pressure on our already strained public services: at a time when the country is broke, and its legal population exceeds the capacity of its infrastructure. If our international commitments make it necessary for us to accept immigrants who disguise their origins and who are not in any sense refugees, to the benefit of organised criminal organisations, then our international commitments are an ass. We are on the verge of civil unrest here. Yours etc.”
Cunters may care to use this as a template.
Thanks.
Komodo
Nominated by Komodo.
Is it really the role of teachers to introduce our children/grandchildren to the seething morass of wokeness, that posits that men can breastfeed ( oops, we don’t call it breastfeed anymore, except when it suits the agenda) and Mum can have a penis.
Not if Mum waggles it near the Lass, she/it can’t!
I’m about as sick to the back teeth of hearing this load of steaming horseshit, day after day, and so, apparently, are the parents of this Manchester primary school.
I’m listening, I hope others are, too.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
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