Not invoking the Parliment Act to defeat the house of Lords

 
is a cunt

I have just emailed my MP (whom I suspect of being on the woker side of the Tories) as follows:

Please urge Mr Sunak to invoke the Parliament Act on the third reading of the Illegal Migration Bill in the Lords. The unrestrained influx of economic migrants with no possible claim on our charity, and the absence of any effective mechanism for returning them whence they came, have easily exceeded our capacity for accommodating them, and have already resulted in unacceptable pressure on our already strained public services: at a time when the country is broke, and its legal population exceeds the capacity of its infrastructure. If our international commitments make it necessary for us to accept immigrants who disguise their origins and who are not in any sense refugees, to the benefit of organised criminal organisations, then our international commitments are an ass. We are on the verge of civil unrest here. Yours etc.”

Cunters may care to use this as a template.
Thanks.
Komodo

Nominated by Komodo.

How young is too young?

 
Is it really the role of teachers to introduce our children/grandchildren to the seething morass of wokeness, that posits that men can breastfeed ( oops, we don’t call it breastfeed anymore, except when it suits the agenda) and Mum can have a penis.

Not if Mum waggles it near the Lass, she/it can’t!

I’m about as sick to the back teeth of hearing this load of steaming horseshit, day after day, and so, apparently, are the parents of this Manchester primary school.

I’m listening, I hope others are, too.

Bbc news

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Dr Roxy

 
‘Dr Roxy’, real name Katherine Grawe, is an American cosmetic surgeon and a monumental cunt.

This silly tart has had her medical licence revoked for livestreaming operations on TikTok. She was so obsessed with putting on a performance for her 800,000 followers that she ballsed up several ops which required remedial medical treatment to correct. So how about livestreaming your trip to the labour exchange then, Dr Dickhead?

Have a gander at her in action. If nothing else she’ll keep the Horn Section occupied for a while.

ny times

Youtube

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

The Crown Prosecution Service (2)

 
“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s legal affairs correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m considering recently published guidelines from the CPS on the ways it considers that transgender people may be abused. To discuss this, I’m joined by Leo Wokeperson, from the CPS”.

“Actually since last Monday it’s Leonora. Please don’t misgender or deadname me”.

“Er, okay. Nice wig by the way”.

“Thankyou. I think it goes very well with the dress, shoes and earrings”.

“Indeed. Well, I think it fair to say that these guidelines are, to say the least, somewhat controversial”.

“Not at all. They’re aimed at preventing trans and non-binary people from experiencing abuse from a partner or parent. That’s perfectly reasonable”.

“I see where you’re coming from, but how can it be reasonable to state, for example, that refusing to pay for the costs of a partner’s transition, or failing to recognise a child’s chosen pronouns, constitutes abuse? Surely these are personal matters, not something for the CPS to become involved in”.

“On the contrary, those who won’t accept the new orthodoxy should feel the full weight of the law. They’re gammons, transphobes and bigots. They must be crushed without mercy”.

“But this is insane. Just look at the CPS’s language in these guidelines. They use terminology like ‘gender assigned at birth’ and ‘cis-gender’. The CPS is blatantly promoting the ideology of a cult, at the expense of practicality and common sense. How far does it go? Is refusing to pay for a handbag if your husband decides he’s now a woman abuse? This is unworkable”.

“Not at all. I mean, this isn’t new. For example, the CPS has been indicating to schoolgirls that they should accept boys in their toilets. It’s workable enough. What’s wrong with that?”.

“What’s wrong with it? Christ, talk about a very small tail wagging a huge dog. This is starting to verge on compelled speech and action, all to satisfy the whims of a tiny minority of deluded, mentally ill people. Where’s it all going to end up?”.

“Mmm… (flutters eyelids) how about it ending up at my place later, big boy? I’ll open a bottle of wine, slip into something more comfortable, and we can discuss matters in a much cozier and intimate fashion”.

“Actually I’m planning something more appealing, like lying in a warm bath and opening a vein. I think my time’s over. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.