not just a cunt but also a wanker, a public wanker

If you’re sitting on a Tube train and there’s a white puddle on the floor, it’s probable that these geezer was sitting opposite pleasuring himself, as he has been doing for the past 3 years.

He was arrested but has gone missing after failing to turn up in court.

Detective Sergeant Brittany Armstrong said: “Oladetoun is a clear danger to women and girls and we are urgently trying to locate him as soon as possible so he can be returned to court for sentencing.”

The only suitable sentence for this creature is castration. If he is a eunuch he will no longer be a wanker.

my London

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.

I’m not sure if wimminz football has been cunted before, although there have been frequent comments about it in various posts. However, I was pretty incensed when I saw this bollocks in the Daily Fail. I never read the rag, but was following a link to that nutter who had killed all the babies (I think that, and the way the NHS dealt with it, is the subject of another massive cunting).

Anyway, back to the footie. I am writing this on Saturday, so don’t know the result, but hope to all things that are Holy, that the slags lose. I will be in deepest Dorset from tomorrow, with no laptop, so won’t be able to cunt once the result is known. Anyway,
I just can’t imagine the bullshit and wankfest which will follow should the split-arses win.

I really don’t know who are the biggest cunts. Johnson, the Daily Fail, the MSM for pushing it as if it is equivalent to the men’s game, or the FA. In a way, I can understand the FA pushing it as it is just another revenue stream for them – flogging over-priced women’s football shirts etc.. I am just waiting for the day I see some soy-boy in a England women’s top (size 5xl), or complaining on social media that they don’t do the shirts in mens sizes. And I often wonder about Johnson’s mental state – does he really believe that bullshit he is coming out with? Does he still think he’s a politician and is sucking up a few women’s votes?

Just like Net Zero, when will someone stand-up and call out the bullshit? At best, women’s football is, and always will be, a minority sport. It will NEVER attract the crowds like men’s football unelss, like they do now, give away tickets. Even top men’s rugby teams can’t fill their stadia. Many will give away tickets to local schools or clubs.

Even Southend United get 6,000 to a game – a number I suspect would never happen to 99% of women’s teams.

Women are good at many things and have different skills to men. But let’s stop this nonsense of thinking that they are equal to blokes in everything. Footballer, fire”fighters”, soldiers, coppers and, the biggest aberration of the lot, boxing – at most things, their lack of strength is a massive disadvantage.

Anyway, I’m fucking sick of all the shit about this world cup and I hope they fucking lose. Even if they do, I suspect that wanker Rishi will give them all gongs of some sort.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford.

When is Lilly the musical mong going to learn to shut her fucking hole, this cunt is now whinging about the out pouring of messages for that other whackjob cunt Sinead O’Connor.
So Lilly the cunt says why didn’t more people care about her when she was alive, the answer is really simple,,,,she was a cunt, same as you are Lilly, I don’t give a fuck now she’s gone and to be fair would give even less of a fuck if it was the mong……that’s why Lilly, so shut the fuck up and fuck off you complete attention seeking cunt.

yahoo

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Meanwhile government do fuck all for homeless Brits. C.A.

Another day, another story of rewarding our dinghy invaders.

Hot on the heels of a 98 year-old D-Day veteran evicted from his home and being bunged up in a hostel, or us mug taxpayers funding lawyers to teach the dinghy scum what lies to tell the authorities to gain asylum, we have the Home Office booking all 98 units in a newly converted apartment block to house, yes, you guessed it, said illegals. I suppose putting them up in the damp, mouldy conditions that the locals have to endure for years would compromise their human rights. D-Day veterans, on the other hand, have no human rights.

I despair of this country, I really do.

gb news

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Now either I’m an intolerant cunt or a shit magnet for crap neighbours, but living in a flat can be a real cunt.

There are many things to cunt about living in a block and i could go on a massive long rant which would probably get binned by Admin but this is one of the most annoying.

I realize that flats are, by their nature, noisier than the average house, which i accept i have to live with. But as with a lot of things today, people can be annoying ignorant twats.

My front door opens into a hall with other front doors, so knowing they are in very close proximity to other people’s space, why is everyone in permanent training for the door slamming olympics? 6 in the morning going out, 2 in the morning coming in and BANG. It’s not hard, i turn the key and pull the door to, then lock it, even during the daytime

As i was about to leave recently, i heard someone coming into the hallway, i heard him talking to the old boy who lives next to the fire doors that he did
not want to slam them so as not to disturb him. The prick then opened his flat and promptly slammed that door shut instead. ????????

A cunt on the floor above makes several increasingly loud attempts to slam their door shut when leaving.
Another cunt took a bag out to the bins once, i heard him slam his front door, barge through the fire doors,
slam the communal entrance door (door closer broken at the time) then repeat on the way back.

All that clattering just to put something in the bin. I bet he’s one of those cunts that likes to fill up the nearest bin so it overflows making it hard to get to the others behind.
What is it with door slamming cunts?

If i had my way, i would turn the cunts into human door frames, see how they fucking like it.

Youtube

Nominated by Polite Cunt.