are a company of cunts, especially their cunt bosses, Zaafir Jamal [nice Welsh name] and Ryan Wallace.
[ looks like a dodgy double glazing salesman, probably was once] and all their employees are cunts of the highest order.
These pieces of snake shit couldn’t get any lower, they encourage their under payed employees to force people on their door steps to sign up for direct debits to charities, they do the hard sell all the time filming the victim, trying to get him to say yes on camera, so these fuckers can get their commission.
Luckily they have been caught red handed and exposed as the dishonest cunts they are, i hope these fuckpigs meet Karma one day very soon, a nom on ISAC is just what these barrels of monkey spunk deserve….
Nominated by Fuglyucker.
Am I allowed to slam my door on the twats?
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Only if their noses breeches the threshold
Then and only then will they give up the ghost
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Nose “Breaches” the threshold, not trousers
fkn Belgian keypad came with my iMac
Still learning it though
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It never gets that far with me. I don’t open the door.
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I do have a spy-hole and if I’m in a playful mood, answer the door to take the piss.
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Pretty sure this is how all chugging firms work.
I never cross the road to avoid the chirpy , all right Buddy ? type thunder nuts as I enjoy telling them to fuck off too much
Why they fuck would I give money to a building a well in Africa when
1 . I give thousands in overseas aid via my tax return and have no choice in that
2. The cunt collecting gets 50%
3. The government where the money ends up will steal it
Fuck them
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Too fucking true. Charidee is an “industry” now…..which means we’ll rip you off for as much as we can screw out of you, you muggy cunt.
Not this cunt. Kiss my charitable arse and fuck off while you’re doing it.
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Well who the fuck takes a job as a charity fundraiser anyway?
Only a total cunt who deserves all the doorstep abuse they get at any rate.
Underpaid? Treated like shit? No sympathy… serves anyone right who chooses to work for them in the first place. Gullible twats. Fuck ’em.
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Anyone else seen that famous for nothing Youtube ‘star’ Mr Beast?
Aside from the the stupid name and a slappable fizzog, this cunt apparently does a lot for ‘charidee’. Only thing is, he has to let every bugger know about it and how much he has ‘given’. Every fucking time.
A supercunt in the making….
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Just got up to go to the bog. It might be the meds, but doea anyone remember the character Alan Partridge from early Brookside? And no, I don’t mean the flogged to death well past it Coogan character?
Anyway, it just came to me that the Brookie Alan Partridge eerily resembles climate gobshite Saint Greta. He might be her dad, eh?
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Even the supermarkets and High Street shops are at it, especially with online home deliveries and you’ve created your order, get to the payment page and somewhere on the screen you’ll be asked to donate so much to a charity if you tick a box and enter an amount! (This amount could be a separate from your shopping bill or a percentage added on – like 5 or 10%)
You might have to be careful in future because at the moment (and AFAIK) none of these supermarkets resort to the more cunning trick seen when you install some free software on your computer. And that’s automatically putting a tick in the “yes” box by default.
I doubt any of the big supermarkets would go that far, but its definitely something you need to look out for when shopping online. The more shady online stores might even put the “yes I’ll donate an added 10% of my bill” box along with a default tick in the box, and bury it alongside those irritating “cookie privacy” popups. If you don’t see it and just tick “Accept” to all cookies, then you’re even more fucked!
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I was asked at work to donate to charity the other day.
I said no I don’t believe in most charities , British Legion , HfH aside
People now think I am a cross between Idi Amin and Hitler .
I’m enjoying the notoriety
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I would tell them their leads are shit.
Then ask them ‘what about the good leads.. the Glengarry leads?’
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