Let’s have an “If she weighs the same as a duck, then she’s made of wood” cunting for Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden.

But first let’s correct the record and refer to her with the more inclusive (and proper) title of Alderperson.

This stupid cunt is actually an elected Democrat city official. Her proposal for stopping the unprecedented rise of murder in her once great and now degenerate city is to ask gang members to voluntarily limit the shooing of people to the overnight hours…between 9PM and 9AM.

Her logic…very simple; if people know that they or their children are likely to shot during certain hours, they will not venture out during those hours and they will be more likely to monitor their children during those same house thus reducing the number of the homicides in the city of Chiraq.

At least one other brain dead cunt agrees with her. Tatiana Atkins, who is co-founder of some group called, “Native Sons…”

STOP! In this day and age do we still permit such non-inclusive, obviously misogynistic groups to exist? Uh…Native Offspring would be…

WAIT! Isn’t referring to non-indigenous Americans as natives cultural appropriation?

Fuck it! Moving on…

In a twist of irony obviously lost on the thinking impaired founder, she endorses the late night ban on shooting as a first step and says:

“Things didn’t become this way overnight and change won’t happen overnight.”

Wow!

This new learning amazes me Mx Atkins. Tell me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent Covid.

Nonetheless, her stupidity pales in insignificance to Alderperson Hadden who actually proposed the idiotic notion that the murder rate will go down if gang members voluntarily limit their murders until nightfall.

All I can say is, this dumb cunt better not go out after dark!

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Nominated by General Cuntster.

 
Another member of the religion of peace with mental health issues..
Must be something on the carpets they kiss..

This credit to society travelled down from Dewsbury to Stamford Hill. Rather large Jewish presence there, see where I’m going?

And proceeded to assault three people he believed to be Jewish.
He hit one victim over the head with a bottle.
Then attacked a child and punched a 64 year old man.

What a wonderful human being.
I wonder what the outcry would of been if roles were reversed!

And what was this piece of shits punishment..sentenced to a hospital order under the mental health act.
I imagine he will be cured in six months.

What is it that gives that stone age backward religion a free pass every time.

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

 
This has probably been touched on before. Nevertheless, I can’t help myself but post another nomination for cunts utterly and completely engrossed with their bleedin’ phones!

Not only here in England, but during my 3 month sojourn in Denmark, I couldn’t help but notice how many people were staring at their phones despite their immediate situation and possible risk of being killed by car/train/tram/lorry!

In a Danish restaurant we noticed a party of 8 at a table, 7 of whom were staring at their phones while the 8th (a baby) was probably wondering why he/she/it was sucking on the teat of mudder!

In a Danish park, you had a couple sitting on a park bench, both of whom were looking at their phones, probably texting one another rather than actually bothering to speak!

At a Danish lake, I actually saw some bloke dressed in scuba gear about to wade out in the lake or river, but he took his phone with him so that he could probably check his Facebook page while 200 feet underwater.

Now I know I’m no saint when it comes to looking at my phone. But I tend to draw the line in pubs/restaurants and busy streets. But for a lot of people their phone seems to be part of the family, seemingly umbilically attached to one’s hand almost from the point of birth!

It won’t be too long before we forget how to visibly speak. Instead we’ll just text. So you can imagine the scenario when you want to fuck some young tart. Don’t bother speaking, just text from the moment you’ve got her in the bedroom to the point where mission accomplished and you’re wiping your dick on the curtains!

“Was it gd 4 u. babe?”
“Yeh. Ur d best”

Nominated by Technocunt.

 
I know this will probably be an unpopular cunting but fuck it, i hate the stuff.

Perhaps not so much the cold stuff sitting in the fridge that you make a nice ploughmans with,
but cheese that gets cooked and heated up. Unfortunately, the melted stuff now puts me off the cold stuff.

As far as i’m concerned, melted cheese is, in my humble opinion, the most vile, appalling, disgusting, abhorent food substance ever to have been slewed from Satan’s hairy ringpiece.

I don’t think there are the words of a dictionary to accurately describe my reaction upon going in to a place that has cheese cooking. It’s like walking into a giant cheesy shitcloud. It makes me recoil in abject disgust and look for the exit.

I’ve heard it described as ‘food crack’ by some who find it addictive.
It’s slathered all over your food like a farmer’s slurry, whether you want it or not, not that most seem to mind.

Takeaways are the worst, a slice of processed cheese with everything like it’s a government diktat.
Cheese in your burger, cheese in your fries, cheese in this, that and everything else.

The last time i was in Mcdonalds, (conveniance at the time) i had to wait for a burger without the wretched stuff.
I was in their with a girlfriend and she ordered a chicken burger. We both opened our burgers to pull out all the other dross they like to fill burgers with and her chicken burger had a slice of processed cheese in there. For fuck’s sake!
You don’t make a nice Sunday chicken roast then decorate it with filthy slices of cheese do you?

Adverts with a slice being lifted out of a pizza and all those stringy bits of cheese still attached causes me to cover my eyes, a bit like when two iron hoofs unexpectadley kiss on tv. Nooooooooo, i don’t want to look.

When i was little, i remember being banned from going out on the playground at school at lunch time one day because i refused to eat the cheese flan/pizza or whatever the horrific cheese infested concoction sitting on my plate was.
To make matters worse i accidentaly hoofed it into the cutlery bucket instead of the waste bucket when the teacher finally let me leave.
I had to scoop it out with my hand and put it in the waste bucket, the horror, i was fucking traumatised. I thought the pigswill was meant to be
in the waste bucket, not served up on my plate for lunch.

I once shared a flat with a friend and his girlfriend, fucking cheese freaks the pair of them.
I had to remember to close my bedroom (nearest the kitchen) door when they cooked anything with cheese so i didn’t get assaulted by the aforementioned cheese shitcloud if i went into my room.

Ready meals have to be carefully inspected for ingredients (yes i know, my fault for eating ready meals)
Last time i was out with friends, they were considering eating in a slurry pit, sorry pizza restaurant, Luckily we went elsewhere.
Not that i complained, i don’t want to restrict other people’s enjoyment.

So there you have it, i fucking hate cheese with a vengeance and always will.
You eat it.

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Nominated by Polite cunt.

 
I recently gave Disney a right cunting for its determination to trash its own legacy of animation with live action ‘woke’ remakes of classic films.

Next in line for the treatment is the legendary 1937 adaptation of the Grimms’ fairy tale ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’, now being ‘re-imagined’ as ‘Off White and the Seven Ethnically Diverse Magical Creatures’. That’s right; Snow White is now Snow Latinx, there are no dwarfs, and no love story with Prince Charming. Our heroine is now focused on ‘her journey’ to leadership and empowerment. She’s a real Hollywood ‘girl boss’. That’s right, another one.

As if all this ‘woke’ shit wasn’t bad enough, we now have to endure the nauseating sight and sound of the insufferable lead, Rachel Zegler, preening in front of the camera and spouting off in the most smug and irritating manner possible about the film and her role in it.

I could wax lyrically for many paragraphs on the subject of why such an utterly unlikeable Hollywood brat should be immediately kicked down the nearest flight of stairs. But actually it’s better just to let this vapid poseur condemn herself, so I invite you all to watch this short clip (esp. from the 30 second mark) if you can manage to contain your nausea in the process;

Just fuck off over there with the rest of the Tinseltown airheads, and when you get there, fuck off again, you absolute fucking clown.

‘Weird, weird’.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.