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Dead Pool [41]

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Congratulations to King Cunt! who picked one of our favourite perennial coffin-dodgers Shimon Perez

So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 41…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

To completely unfairly put the boot in to Dioclese who is currently on holiday, TheEye is going to blatantly steal his famous five :
Herman Wouk, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Olivia de Havilland, Billy Graham

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

Dead Pool [35]

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Belated congratulations go to Debo who bags amother Dead Pool win by predicting the death of Cliff Michelmore –  TV presenter and producer.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 35.

A reminder of the rules:

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Candidates listed in the previous thread and reposted by TheEye on this thread will be accepted this time around because TheEye was out on the piss last night and couldn’t be arsed to update the thread after he staggered home.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Anyone who just copies from that DeathList thingy risks being ignored at our discretion. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Dead Pool 24

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Fred West who correctly predicted the demise of uber-cunt Denis Healey. So well played, Fred. An autographed copy of Burt Bacharach’s wonderful “Living Together” album is yours to pick up at the Reception desk.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 24.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Dead Pool [22]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Entopy who predicted the demise of George Cole – best known as Arthur Daley in Minder. If you haven’t read his autobiography The World Was My Lobster you should do.
Despite being both a cockney and also in the RAF he wasn’t a complete cunt.

So well played, Entopy. Your prize – his and hers matching bathrobes – are in the post.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 22.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

London MultiGames

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London MultiGames are a positive bonanza of bellendery.

Claiming to be an online payments provider, they boast about having the Hippodrome Casino in Leicester Square as a client. This isn’t as impressive as it sounds … in reality they only look after one cashpoint there; but such overblown claims are typical of these moon-howling dribblers of shit. In reality their software and coding smells of piss and cheap sherry and when trusting your company to it not crashing there’s a vague lingering feeling that your colon is being constantly irrigated by a homeless alcoholic.

These broken-brained stalactites of donkey spunk have left a trail of unpaid bills across Europe. I do hope someone gives them a brand new shiny chequebook for Christmas.Failing that, an envelope of Ricin.

To be fair their finance director is trying to turn their accounts around by give blowjobs to tramps for loose change. That’s taking a while.

London MultiGames – spare a moment to bring a little warmth into people’s lives.
Set yourselves on fire, you livestock molesting thundercunts.

NOMINATED BY: an ex customer