Part Deux
This time, the BBC has given them the perfect excuse as to why four year old Deontay/Lilyblossom still pisses and shits his/her pants, and has no idea what a toilet is used for.
You see, they were born around the time of the lock downs!
Well, that explains everything.
“I had a baby during the Covid lock down, and therefore I can’t toilet train my four year old”
Oh, do fuck off, if you bought that I’ve a bridge I’d like to sell you.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Yes – it;s that spineless man again, the man who always “had a plan” (his dad was a toolmaker you know), even though we always knew he didn’t even have a clue.
It was announced on Sunday (August 25th) that on Tuesday (August 27th) the oleaginous old cunt will announce “things will get worse before they get better”. It is all the Conservatives fault, of course. Even the recent riots, which occurred after the Conservatives left office, was the Conservatives fault. What does the old fuckwit use for a brain?. He has allowed that worn out drunken old whore Sue Gray to assume the mantle of Marcia Williams (Lady Faulkender, remember?) giving Downing Street passes to kweer peer Lord Alli, who in turn gave her son, Labour M.P Liam Conlon £10,000 as a donation (well he seems like a nice boy to the nancy Paki), she controls who Rodders sees, and it is clear half the Labour party are scared of the gin sodden old skank. I wonder if old Rodders had to fuck her rancid old cunt to get her to be on his side, just as he probably arsefucked Mandy and Blair. I hope he still had Mandy’s shit on his knob when he fucked her – It couldn’t have been his brain that impressed them. The free speech hating Starmer must be the dicktator with the magic dick.
Of course things will get worse when he has gimmigrant friendly PixieBalls as Home Secretary, the Bank of England’s char woman Rachel Reeves as Chancellor and most ruinous of all, old Kosher millionaire son Ed Miliband bankrupting virtually all of us with his preposterous “net zero” in just over 5 years horseshit.. Even he might have to give up one of his two kitchens. A pity nine years ago they didn’t bury him under his Ed Stone in Hastings.
Of course things will get worse – and they will never get better while this shitstain and his cowardly bunch of arselickers remain in power:
Nominated by W. C. Boggs.
Seconded by Ron Knee below.
*Deadline 27th August 2024*
Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting on today’s major statement by PM ‘Two Tier’ Keir Stalin.
The PM gloomily announced earlier that there will be ‘painful’ decisions to be revealed in the government’s autumn financial statement. ‘Things are worse than we ever imagined’, whined Sir Stasi, ‘the Tories hid how bad things were’. Oh do fuck off; we all know that this is Labourspeak for ‘we want more of your money’.
Apparently, there will be no rise in income tax, national insurance or VAT. But then again, before the election Sir Keir taunted the Tories about them planning to get rid of the winter fuel allowance, and then Labour did precisely that.
Look at it this way. Somebody’s got to pay for all those juicy pay rises for train drivers and junior doctors, and all the other demands no doubt in the pipeline. Let’s not forget the £20 billion+ kitty for net zero ‘initiatives’ at home and abroad. And naturally, MPs have to get help for heating costs, food and drink costs in the Commons and the like. Don’t forget the bill for all the illegals flooding in.
So who’s going to bear the brunt? Well it’ll be ‘those with the broadest shoulders’. I suppose this means if you’re on benefits you’ll probably do okay. If you’re very rich, your accountants will no doubt have all the tax avoidance angles covered. Damn. Guess those ‘hard working families’ so beloved by politicians will be feeling the pinch again.
Who knows what ‘Two Tier’ and his glove puppet Rachel ‘Thievin’ Reeves will pull out of their arses come October? Raids on inheritance and capital gains? Hikes in duty on fuel, fags and booze yet again? A ‘holiday’ levy on your flight abroad? Just get ready for the likes of these, and some as yet to be dreamed up ‘stealth’ taxes.
Things, it seems, are going to get worse ‘in the short term’, so tighten your belts. And there was me thinking that things could only get better. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio.
Following the debacle that was the women’s boxing in the recent Olympics which had 2 men legally beating up young girls in the ring, it was obvious that something needed to be done.
The most sensible thing to do would be to ban genetic males from the women’s competition.
But that would upset transexuals and their supporters.
So it has been decided that women’s boxing will not be a part of the Olympic programme in Los Angeles in 4 year’s time.
But that’s not good enough.
So as not to be seen as being in the slightest bit sexist, men’s boxing is no longer on the schedule either.
For the first time in over 100 year’s the games will not include any boxing categories.
Of course the Olympic committee have not mentioned anything about trannies gaining an unfair advantage in women’s fights.
Instead they are saying that there must be a clearer picture of how and who is paying any prize money that the boxers may get.
So it’s not about being weak and woke, it’s all about finances.
To me it is clear where all this is heading.
Men who claim to be women will be allowed to compete against proper women in all non combat sports.
Obviously, as the games will be in Los Angeles, the hómó and tranny capital of the USA.
Combat sports where the advantage of being genetically male is so huge will be banned.
We will be left with an Olympic schedule which will resemble the opening ceremony in Paris.
Another victory for the woke.
Nominated by The Artful Cunter.
Clive thinks that Israel’s actions in Gaza are responsible for rising Islamophobia in the UK.
How do you work that out Clive? Given most people who give a fuck either way seem to be pro Palestine and anti Israeli?
Is it you yourself don’t like Jews and are in the Hamas supporters club bus?
What a cunt!
Nominated by Sixdog Vomit
I’m late to the party on this one, but Rachel ‘Raygun’ Gunn deserves a cunting.
This bitch represented Australia in breakdancing at the Olympics. Well, I say ‘represented’ – she put in an awful performance and rightly got slammed for it. In the aftermath of said performance, she cried about ‘bullying’, attempted to play the victim and made no attempt to apologise for or own up to her dreadful display.
She also happens to be a university lecturer in – yes, you guessed it – breakdancing, and got given AU$20000 OF TAXPAYERS’ MONEY to go to the Olympics. She has, in essence, gotten a free holiday at the taxpayers’ expense and used it to embarrass her country on the international stage. For that, she deserves all the criticism she gets and then some.
Nominated by OpinionatedCunt.