
Security guards on supermarket doors are cunts, aren’t they.
Twenty years ago, there were no guards outside shops or lurking at the entrance, eyeballing you as you entered like you’re a dirty shoplifter. It began about a decade ago.
Do they prevent much crime?
If Jamal and his mates want to go nicking, will this podgy bloke in a white shirt make any difference? When chavs make a five-finger discount from the booze section, is this bored chubster going to make chase?
Mostly, these portly Afreekans don’t look like they could even walk 100 yards, let alone run it. They saunter round the shop like overfed ducks, usually browsing on their mobile. Once, I saw one tucked away in a corner watching the football on his phone. It reminds of that quote in Snatch: “I thought you said he was the getaway driver. What the fuck can he getaway from?” (Certainly not a buffet – NA)
I suppose the supermarkets just add the cost of these do-nothings to their items making groceries even more expensive.
Fucking useless.
Nominated by : Captain Magnanimous
Link to the header pic provided by Sam Beau who added the following:
@ADMIN – perhaps I can be a professional link-adder? How much does that pay?
Be my guest, SB. You’d be on the same rate as us Admins….fuck all – NA.