The Groaniad Online

A well-deserved nomination for those London-based, hoity-toity, middle-class, lefty, remoaner cunts at the Guardian’s online, digital rag.

The slimy, dishonest bastards have written a response article to the outrage at supermarket-supplying farmers (probably subsidised by our tax money) flying in thousands of Romanians to pick fruit when millions of Brits have now been made unemployed.

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2020/apr/20/just-not-true-were-too-lazy-for-farm-work-say-frustrated-uk-applicants

Now there are click bait titles and then there is this. As soon as I read it I knew I had to read the rest and imagine my surprise – nowhere in the fucking article does any applicant actually say those words in that order………….. fucking nowhere. It’s a complete fabrication, a game of scrabble but using words rather than letters.

I believe in a free press but I also believe in an honest press and the Guardian is as far removed from honest as one could be. They make a good case for having a press regulatory body although that being said, their subscriber base has been shrinking for the last couple of years and they have had to resort to putting begging letters at the bottom of articles such as this one. The market, as the saying goes, will decide.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/17/british-workers-reject-fruit-picking-jobs-as-romanians-flown-in-coronavirus

Nominated by Two in the Stink

Breaking news

It is with regret that we announce that Prime Minister of the United Kingdom has been moved to intensive care.

Our thoughts and prayers are with him.

on lesser news, The dog is going to get a kicking for tipping a cup of tea over my lap top that has more or less crippled it in these trying times.

Fuck!

all the best Admin.

 

Be strong, be safe, and carry on cunting!

You heard it here first from the IsAC News team.

Professional Footballers

Can footballers get any more despicable?

The Professional Footballers’ Association says proposals for a 30% pay cut for Premier League players would be “detrimental to our NHS”.

Yep, that’s what they say. The reason? Less tax paid, at least from the fuckers who are not ‘off-shore’ with their finances.

Words fucking fail me.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The United Nations (3)

A cunting for the United Nations, who today (25th March), were given airtime to espouse their need for an “extra 2 Billion”, to help them fight the “Virus”.

The UN is a Khun Cake talking shop, living very nicely off the subscriptions of its membership. Has the UN ever achieved anything worthwhile in its history? Nah! It’s achieved fuck all, apart from line the pockets of its Khun Cake Club!

Asking for another shovel of dosh when the whole world is in meltdown, simply shows these fuckers up for what they truly are – greedy, shit-stained, foreign fuckers!

Nominated by Asimplearsehole

Tony Blair (18)

ANTHONY BLAIR:

A limp-wristed-Qweer-Charmer-Is-My-Hero cunting please, for the former Prime Minister and Britain’s favourite ballerina, A. Blair, who like that other demented old has-been David Beckham, just can’t leave the stage.

This time the effete elder statesman is giving Boris his ‘advice’ on Covid 19 – that testing is the “only way out” of the lockdown:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1262011/tony-blair-news-boris-johnson-latest-coronavirus-news-uk-lockdown-covid-19-cases-numbers

Of course, you can see why the prancing old queen has come mincing out of the woodwork. His little crush, Starmer, is likely to assume the leadership of his tottering party this week, and if Blair can vouchsafe advice to the current Prime minister, he will have no qualms doing it for this Blairite mini-me.

If Blair wants to give out advice, his best bet would be to become an agony aunt for a poofters magazine, giving advice on anything from medical problems like arse grapes to relationship advice (survivor of an abusive marriage to wee Gordon) and his specialist subject – makeup advice for elderly queens.

The biggest cunt in Britain stopped being PM 13 years ago. Now he just needs to shut the fuck up.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs