is a cunt.

Also and the BBC’s blatant reluctance to acknowledge the government’s insistence on stopping the production of ICE vehicles and to the production of EV’s that the vast majority with any sense just don’t want to buy.

Read through this long winded article and the fact no one (well unless you’re a puff or a tree hugger) wants to buy ev’s is barely mentioned….goes on a lot about brexit being the cause of the decline and just breezes over the fact successive governments have told well informed businesses that they need to make milk floats that don’t sell instead of ones that do….and now they are in the shit, so effectively by the time 2030 or whatever date it is they have to stop making ICE vehicles, all our vehicle manufacturers would have gone bust, so all these new ev’s will have to be shipped over from China….with a huge carbon footprint. Wankers.

bbcnews

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

*** EMERGENCY CUNTING ***

The High Cunt has decided that a temporary injunction preventing illegal migrants from being housed at The Bell Hotel in Epping should be overturned. Well what a surprise.

Cunters might like to note that the judge that read out the ruling, Lord Justice Bean, is a long time member of The Society for Labour Lawyers, and indeed, a former treasurer I believe (I must of course emphasise that nothing whatsoever should be inferred from this in any way, shape or form;a pure coincidence, I’m sure).

Tory Leader Kemi Badenoch stated afterwards that ‘Starmer has shown that he puts the rights of illegal immigrants above the rights of British people’. It might be a good ‘un after Tory uselessless on the subject for donkey’s, but you can’t argue the truth of it. I now fear for the welfare of Nigel Farage, who is, I’m sure, on the verge of self-combustion.

Is this government completely, utterly tone deaf and unable to read the room, or does it simply not give a flying fuck for the opinions of the mugs who not only have to live with this stinking invasion, but also pay for the privilege? In my opinion its not just incompetent beyond belief. I think it’s full of liars and cowards, and rotten to its very core.

A little win for the government then, and I bet they’re all having a superior little virtue-signalling snigger at the expense of all us nasty bigots and far right extremists at the moment. What they can’t seem to understand at all is that they’ve lit the blue touch paper; the only question in my mind is how much more will it take before the dynamite blows the fucking roof off?

Fuck of and die Labour, with my very best wishes.

The Stun.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

is a cunt.

It starts with some fat, half-caste brat farting in a classroom.

Then, to add insult to injury, the viewer is confronted with scene after scene of multicultural hell.

Fair turned my stomach, it did.

Isn’t the Advertising Standards Authority supposed to prevent this sort of cuntishness appearing on our TV screens?

One can only imagine the stench that must emanate from such institutions.

youtube

Nominated by Shit Cake Baker.

is a cunt.

Welcome again to the perverted whacky world of transbumderism, in the shape of MR. Taylor, who identifies as a woman. Not content with that fake rubbish, he adds to his peccadilloes my dropping shitty nappies outside nurseries and smearing milk bottles with excrement.

Quite understandably, nursery workers were quite upset about this and complained, and MR Taylor was arrested. However he has been spared jail for his peculiarly repellent behaviour because he got a beating while held on remand. HE was held in a men’s prison, regardless of his Monty Python drag show.

I wonder if he will mend his dirty ways?

Metro

Nominated by W C Boggs.

are a cunt.

They grip my shit how they circumvent the important and concentrate on the obscure, a few examples from today’s chaff.

Beach arrest drama after report man exposed himself at Cullercoats Bay!

Hardly a fucking drama, its not like he was throwing grenades and waving a gun about.
“Officers remained in the area as part of Operation Coast watch to provide reassurance to those who had been affected.”
Fuck me, if you are traumatised by someone’s willy you have some issues, next

Reading: cars speeding up to 80mph on Redhatch Drive.

Fuck me there are probably more newsworthy issues in reading, fortunately….

Cars have been speeding up to 80mph on Reading residential road Redhatch Drive but the council “do not see a speed related concern” and “will not be investigating any further”
So, its not really of Importance, is it? Next

19 Things that would improve life in Aylesbury according to our readers,

Had to chuckle on this one, a nuclear bomb was on my list, but not theirs.

Police close suspected Surrey brothel after antisocial behaviour reports

This one pissed me off, why am I last to know, and did they do oap discount?

Mum left “terrified” after being stung over 100 times by wasps while on holiday in Skegness

Now fuck me, I burnt my arm in the cooker last week, how come that didn’t make headlines.

The most popular names for babies born in South Derbyshire last year have been revealed.

This one cheered me up, Oliver was the most popular boys name, so I may move there soon.

Man ‘held against his will’ amid reports of suspected cuckooing in Hull

Really? I don’t think anyone asks to be detained by the police, so how is this news.

Therapy dog Lola helps children cope with anxiety and trauma
“The work Lola and I do is deeply rooted in neuroscience, particularly the Polyvagal Theory – helping children and adults feel safe enough in their bodies and environments to learn, regulate and connect.”

Fuck me sideways, what is the world coming too?

Royal expert quashes rumours about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s plans to ‘upsize’ to Fort Belvedere

Expert my arse, how are the qualified.

Paddleboarding puts Torbay on the global map

Fucking first I heard about it!

So that’s it, todays cuntishness! The words “shocking” and “tragic” were not explored because quite often they are not.

Nominated by Lord Benny.