I love dogs – the four legged, tail wagging variety, but not some of the old dogs who pose as MP. Let’s take this old hag Owatemi (what a fine old English name!) she is a 41 year old Labourite, who has reached the government as a senior Treasury (!) minister, and the grasping fat-arsed greedy old cow is charging us £900 a year for her dog’s accommodation. Her landlord charges extra for dogs. The dog is a Cockapoo (which sounds like the state a man’s member would be in if he stuck it up Streeting’s capacious and overused arse), This old boiler works in the department that sanctioned the benefit cuts implemented by Richard lll this week. She looks a bit of a porker and lezzie to go with it – the sort of thing Lammy would have sired if he got together with Dawn Butler.

You will hunt in vain for any mention on the BBC, of course, so this will have to do:

The Stun.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Cast your mind back to the heady days of the fall of the useless tories.

Labour celebrities were all over social media casting buckets of bile all over the conservatives “and quite right to, fucking cunts”.

Time for change, for the workers, the grown-ups are back in charge, etc,etc.

Now after a mere 9 months..”fuck me it feels like eternity” the Labour Party are going down quicker than lammy on a dropped chip.

But where is the celebrity outrage to policy’s on pensioners and the disabled being targeted..

That plastic hag vorderman must of melted on a radiator.
Fat reg must be spending his time holding his cavernous arsehole in place.
And who can forget Tony Robinson dancing to the polling station like a window licker..
Maybe he has a cunning plan?

Nope just the sound of crickets..
Oh please wise ones stick your heads above the parapet and anoint us with your wisdom.. or better still keep your bovine opinions to yourselves.

Here is baldrick the dancing fool.

Twatter.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

A New Balls Please, 15 love cunting for the queen (she thinks) of the tennis court Ms Raducanu.

A publicity hungry victim. She loses a match – some nasty man in the audience was leering at her. She loses another match – she wasn’t feeling frightfully well, she loses another match – her trainer forgot to put her jockstrap on her. Another loss – injury this time.

When she wins it is all teeth and tonsils. When she loses it is illness, injury or some malfunction of the weather. She has been through almost as many coaches as Dirty Ange has ben through dicks. Call the doctor again – she is a little wan:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Good news. From tomorrow we’ll be back to two noms per day for a while. Thank you for the recent uptick in nominations. Keep it up – NA.

A cunting required for the scourge of unfunny comedians these days, there isn’t a link due to this being of my opinion [twisted as it is].

Red nose week coming up, where the unfunniest so called comedians try to separate us from our cash, it will be like watching cars rust. Then there are unfunny cunts like Rosie Jones, Amy Schumer and the unfunniest cunt of them all Katherine fucking Ryan, who the fuck wants to see her and her family making cunts of themselves, they all seem to need to bring in the family these days, must be for comedic support [god knows they need it], then there are new comedy shows like —The Last one to laugh—- I strongly suspect the last one to laugh will be me, the couple who recently got divorced [ funniest thing they ever did in my opinion], cunts one and all.

The list of these fuckers is endless, ugly bespeckled lesbians, tikkitackies with wonky eyes, that fuck monkey with lots of teeth not fucking funny on any level. Good comedians too scared to say something funny to avoid the dole queue, when exactly did this country get to this state?

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Nominated by Fuglyucker

In January 2024, Max Dixon (16) and his mate, 15 year old Mason Bist popped out to get pizza.

They were mistaken for rival gang members and attacked by four thugs using machetes. The attack lasted just 33 seconds.

Sadly, despite the best efforts, both boys died the following day.

Westcott, 17, expressed remorse in court as did Anthony Snook, Riley Tolliver and 2 other under 16 year olds. All got life, with lengthy minimum terms.

This is an all too familiar story, so why am I singling out Kodi-Shai Wectcott for a cunting?

Because whilst he was in Youth Detention, he videod a rap song that referred to “the 33”, the number of seconds the attack took.
Also these lyrics.

“Yeah, I’m 13s and bopping,
Where’s he, he’s up in his coffin”

Does that sound like remorse to you?

Bring back the death penalty!
Take a life, lose yours.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.