is a cunt.

I wouldn’t know what with packing 10 inches in my Slacks. C.A.
(Carry a cucumber around with you then, C.A.? – NA.)

it would seem that POP up (I love it) penis enlargement clinics are rife in Scotland

Not something I have considered myself, but seems to be a Scottish thing at the moment, but that’s what happens if you insist on wearing a skirt in cold windy conditions,
so I quote.

“The NHS source said one patient attended A&E after having a vaseline-type substance injected into his penis.

“The side effects were so severe he had his penis amputated,” they said.

Now that in its self is a bit of a cunt, because without his sticky out thing he dosent have many options.

The NHS source said one patient attended A&E after having a vaseline-type substance injected into his penis.

“The men who come in looking for help with side-effects say there are often queues down the street to get into one of these day clinics.”

now is this true, or is pencil dick trying to pretend he is not the only one I wonder?

The article is both interesting and informative, and makes me wonder about their willingness to have their manhood mutilated.

Daily Record

Nominated by Lord benny.

is a cunt.

For those of you who don’t know Red Len is the ex boss of Unite the Union.

Hes also a close pal of Jeremy Corbyn.

Lens a scouser, hates the rich and the tories does Len.
And lets you know it.

He decided to build a new conference centre in Birmingham.
£112 million.
But he didnt put the job up for tender,
No, see he had some mates who were in the building game,
The Flanagan Group.

They paid for Len the anti capitalist to go to football matches via private jet.
And at the end,
The sums didn’t add up?

By £30 million😂
Triggering a investigation by the serious fraud squad.

Awww aye la, surely working class hero Len hadnt ripped off tens of thousands of union members?

This boss eyed Fred Kite now has a problem explaining things.

Ive never heard of socialists being irresponsible with other peoples money.

Deedo doodontdeedough

Nominated by Miserable Northern cunt.

is a cunt.

Vlad Mk II is a pretty intact Volvo V70 it still has the original stereo.
Any way as I empty my late mothers house I came across her rather vast tape collection all destined for the bin, when one caught my eye.
Jimmy Saviles time travels!
I popped it in the car stereo for nostalgic reasons and had a listen, some of the songs were worrying others were crap.
But, the fucking thing will not eject I am now driving round in a fucking nonce mobile!
not happy

Nominated by Lord benny photo from Sam Beau’s personal collection.

is a cunt.

This will be a future star of the site,

Currently know as “Your Party” until its future spectacular launch, behold

The manifesto is in line with global equality and peace, sharing the love with the disenfranchised at the expense of the ones who worked.

I can only say having witnessed this myself, that he must have taken shit loads of drugs when he was young to twist his perception so much (and he fucked Diana, which again takes an extremely warped mind to contemplate, let alone execute)
You have been warned, coming soon X formerly known as “Your Party”.

bbcnews

Nominated by Lord Benny.

More on the magic grandpa below from Ron Knee.

I got out of bed this morning filled with a compulsion to give good ol’ Magic Grandpa another cunting, for no other reason than like a bluebottle or a haemorrhoid, he’s a really annoying twat who won’t go away. ‘A fart in a colander’, as the wife puts it.

Now you’d think that at his time of life, the moribund old Trot would be looking to put his feet up with a nice mug of Horlicks and his copy of ‘The Socialist Worker’ for company, but not old Jezbollah, oh dear me no. He’s only looking to form a new hard left party with his new bestest mate Zara Currant; ‘The Fruit and Nut Party’ as wags have termed it. They don’t seem to have any policies in place yet but I think we can hazard a guess; anti-capitalist, anti-American, anti-Israel, pro-Hamas, pro-migration, tax the rich… Give us a fucking break.

So there he is, an old style, unrepentant commie social justice warrior, still doing his now legendary imitation of old man Steptoe, with his persistent miserable, sour demeanour. And when he’s not looking as though somebody’s just stamped on his bunion, he has that unnerving supercilious smirk on his kisser which makes it eminently punchable.

You can just hear the chants of ‘oooooh Jeremy Corbyn’ ringing out from his little groups of green-haired rent-a-crowd supporters, all armed with their little, easily recognisable Socialist Worker placards. Fucking planks.

Do us a favour Grandpa, just retire to Gaza, and take Currant with you, and Flabbott the Hutt while you’re at it. I’d be eternally grateful if I never had to see or hear from you again.

is a cunt.

Imagine my shock when I read this lovely tale from our capital city..

bbcnews

It appears,heaven forbid,that some people don’t get on well with one another,perhaps emotions run a touch high and they end up having a bit of a falling out..

Involving machete mayhem,murder and the inevitable lengthy and vastly expensive investigation and trial,all apparently,at first glance,almost exclusively involving foreign criminals..

But no,such is the vibrancy of the culture in London,they are apparently British.

Not to me they aren’t,they look like escapees from a prison in Angola and deserve the full treatment.

No more “ankle tags”,just hang the cunts.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.