Super Injunctions are a cunt. Not because they stop you finding out shit about dodgy cunts, but because they cost so much.

According to an AI friend of mine they usually cost around £200,000 to put in place. Fuck me, that might make even Lord Alli’s eyes water. No wonder Sir Two-Tier hasn’t got one yet (allegedly).

The injunction itself only costs about £50k, but the legal set up costs are in the region of £150k. Who says lawyers are chiselers?

Apparently super injunctions are often viewed as only being available to the super rich No shit!! At £200k a pop, that puts them out of reach of any self respecting train driver.

My advice? Keep your trousers on and save yourself a bundle.

Read more here: Lawhive.

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Auto correct is a ducking count.

Lettuce half a “on this wee can all agree” counting for the piece of shift known as Auto Correct.

IsaC is an on line forum. It is not the Ox cart rebate society. Most of us are not Roads scholars.

We make miss stakes. Spelling, grammar, punctuation extra, extra, extra. Miner miss stakes can be looked over and ignorant as long as wee fake our pint.

Butt ducking Auto Correct…witch is supposed to make our wives wetter…has become an ember ass meant four many.

It thinks it knows what wee want two say. Butt honestly, if yew or eye eight a bowl of alphabet soap we could shit a moor intelligent massage than some A1 auto correct pro Graham wood right four us.

USA Today.

Know pint in betting it too dearth. Wee all no it’s a reel pane in the ash.

If I ever meat the count who inverted auto correct, Ill tell him to his face; duck off other trucker.

Butt yew counters from the British aisles are a bit more defined and police than us Tanks, sew you wood problem ably gist tell him; Got to duck.

Nominated by : General Cuntster

Where do I start with this one?

Senior, Self declared “worlds richest romany gypsy” who made his fortune selling yes, you guessed it, Tarmac, presumably in wafer thin layers to the unsuspecting and vulnerable at vastly inflated prices

But it was junior who caught my attention talking about his humble beginnings and more interestingly, not content with being disliked by most of the population for being just a gypsy, He and his few brain cells that are not solely dedicated to thievery decided that he should convert to Islam, most hilariously for a gypsy he said that islams moral code appealed to him

Going by this questionable mirror article he has already perfected the are of posing with his vulgar mercedes in the style of his new muslim brothers.

The Mirror.

Nominated by : Cunt of Peeblesshire

There as so many angles to cunt this cunt, from condemning Britain to power blackouts and enormous domestic and commercial bills thanks to his fetish for “green” energy, in 3 years time, his 2015 “Edstone”, his two kitchens, inability to eat a bacon sandwich (though oi vey he shouldn’t have even gone near one already) down to that stupid adenoidal voice which sounds as if he has a Brillo pad down his boxers, but the reason for his ugly mug popping up today is his apparent willingness to wallow in the Starmer sleaze by failing to be exercised by “cash for influence” so beloved of Blair and Kweer.

It seems for a mere £30,000 you could have dinner with Jonathan Reynolds, the business secretary with the ill-nourished beard which looks as if he has hung Rachel Reeves minge round his chin – imagine seeing the soup stains dripping of that!.

When confronted with the details, far from being appalled Miliband merely said “don’t do it again”

What is that witless arsehole doing in the upper reaches of “government”. he and Lammy should be fighting for the job of House of Commons lavatory attendant.

Guardian

Nominated by W C Boggs.

is a cunt

Well I have just got home from a barmy unseasonably warm October day, & the mercury has really dropped, so what more therefore, than to fix myself up with a couple of slices of toast & a large bowl of Batchelor’s
Cup a Slop. I have chosen a sachet of cream of essparrow guts , mixed with broccoli & cauliflower, with a teaspoon full of Marmite & a dusting of cayenne pepper, & what do I find?

Croutons! Something I really hate, or cretins as I have aptly named them. The easiest ones to spit out are the ‘floaters.’ Some sink to the bottom, but the most annoying ones are the ‘semi submersible’ variety. They all look like & smell like rotten teeth & taste like stale toast, Who really loves them, & thinks they are the ‘perfect addition,’ & why are they still so popular in many of the powdered soup brands? Sorry Admin, but I am lost as to a link for this one. Maybe that Gross Lloyid Man can help?

Nominated by Lord Scunthorpe.