A major mass cunting of the highest order to:
All stupid bastards cheering and championing Matt Hancock since he went into celebrity jungle!
These worthless pigs cunts seem to forget what this utter bastard put the country through the fuckin Hitler shitface.
This is what I was hoping would happen when I heard he was going into that shitty show.In this order:
1 That the plane taking him there would crash.
2. That the customs officers would check his arse for contraband.
3. That the car picking him up would crash.
4 That every other cunt in the jungle would spit Covid germs in his face.
5 That a poisonous snake would bite him and he would die live on TV
6. That a poisonous spider would bite him and he would die live on TV
7. That he would fall and die doing some shitty fucktucker trial.
8. That he would drown doing some shitty fucktucker trial.
9. That he would choke and die eating some kangaroo bollocks.
10. That Boy George would chain him up and bum him to death!!!!
No forgiveness ever.
May his stupid bint of a girlfriend run off with some big black bloke who looks like George Floyd.
Nominated by: Mr Bastardos



