Uh-huh, `The King` himself.
In January, 1956, Elvis Presley sang …
♪♫ Well, since my baby left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it’s down at the end of Lonely Street
At Heartbreak Hotel ♫♪ …
That`s just around the corner from Despair Drive, between Anguish Avenue and Grief Grove.
Utter shite.
Never liked the greasy twat with his Southern drawl and bewilderingly black hair dripping with lard.
And as for his sartorially elegant taste in the aesthetics of interior decoration in that massive fucking `house` Swampland – don`t get me started.
If he was still around today I would venture he`d probably look like this …
So, don those crepe-soled blue suede shoes, cunters and get those suspicious minds working.
Thankyouverymuch.
Sam Beau has left the cunting.
Nominated by Sam Beau.