I am shocked that like minded noticers of utter dweebs have not nominated this utter pillock to the pinnacle of our collective Nobel Prize for being the biggest Cunt that ever graced our beautiful country which he and his cuntish Government will utterly ruin by blighting it with windfarms and soalr panels.

I had the pleasure of witnessing at close quarters a lovely hedgehog a couple of weeks ago in my garden for the first time in years. What a pleasure. I have not seen a live one in 20 years never to be seen again under this Net Zero cobblers.

I am a very well versed Electrical and Energy Consultant and can happily present various arguments why this man should be put out to grass, preferably in stocks so we can all pelt him with rotten tomatoes. A cunt on the nth degree.

Science Direct. (Link by W. C. Boggs)

Nominated by : Genral Sir Gonad Bloat

Anyone asserting that the Parliamentary Labour Party is a bunch of cunts doesn’t have to look far to find plenty of examples to back the claim up. Let’s see shall we; Starmer, Rayner, Lammy, Millipede, Flabbott the Hutt, Phillips, Reeves, Cooper, Benn, Phillipson… Oh hang on, here’s another. Step forward Lucy Powell MP, Leader of the House.

Now we all know that where the issue of the ‘rape gangs’ scandal is concerned, Liebour has been ducking and diving like Del Boy trying to dodge his creditors. Of course, the cunts want to play down the issue as much as possible, to lick the arse of a certain demographic whose support they regard as crucial. They continue to oppose calls for a national inquiry into the matter.

I suggest however that there’s playing down the issue, then there’s treating it with a disdain bordering on contempt, and that’s where Powell comes in. When appearing on Auntie’s ‘Any Questions’ programme, Powell was asked whether she’d seen the recent Channel Four documentary on the rape gangs scandal (which if memory serves, our illustrious PM refused to take part in).

In response, Powell replied ‘oh we want to blow that little trumpet do we? Let’s get that little dog whistle out’. Wtf? ‘Little trumpet’? Fucking ‘dog whistle’? This is one of the most devastating scandals to hit the country in the last half century or more, yet Powell’s comments in my view display a breathtaking disregard for the huge number of victims of grooming gangs over the years.

Naturally the arsehole has since tried to backtrack, claiming that her comments were made in the heat of the moment, and that her intention was to condemn those attempting to ‘play politics’ with the issue. Pull the other one love. You let the Labour mask slip again, and showed just how cynical and self-interested you really are in the process. You can claim as much as you like that you ‘care’, but I’ve got ten bob here that says you’ll always put party political interests above those of the abused.

Lucy Powell MP lays and gennelmen; just one more miserable arsewipe in a party of miserable arsewipes.

GB News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

As this nom is being written, there is a nom in the queue entitled ‘non stories getting coverage’.

It mentions the flipside: Actual newsworthy stuff(being allowed)to slip under the radar, with zero coverage – It HAS to be on purpose/an agenda. Step up this ugly nommed Ethiopian cunt. I caught a whisper of the court case & his conviction (no time to serve though!) for assaulting two policewimminz. The proceedings took place yesterday, April 30th .. but when I typed in the cunts name for a more detailed read?

All bar nothing. The Telegraph, only, and it’s a sign-up read only. No other outlet whatsoever has bothered to cover it.

Here’s the bones of it.

“A small boat migrant who repeatedly punched two female police officers has been spared jail.

Tariku Hadgu, 21, was told by a judge his brain was “not fully formed” and he would be imprisoned if he committed another offence.

The Ethiopian asylum seeker had to be dragged off one of his victims by a member of the public as he punched her outside a bar in Bournemouth, Dorset.

One of them had fallen to the ground after being hit, allowing him to climb on top of her as he continued his assault.

Hadgu, who arrived in the UK three years ago on a small boat, was given a 16-week prison sentence suspended for one year at Poole magistrates’ court.

Addressing him, the district judge Michael Snow said: “This is more serious than your standard assault as it was on two officers.

“You’re a young man of 20 and your brain is not fully formed. If you commit another criminal offence, you will be going to prison for 16 weeks”.

The assault took place on April 18 in central Bournemouth after reports of a man carrying a knife matched descriptions of Hadgu and his friend.

Charles Nightingale, the prosecutor, said: “The two officers who were assaulted by the defendant say they approached the two males to arrest them.

“Both officers describe being punched in the face, and one was punched repeatedly in the abdomen by the defendant who was on top of her.”

The court heard one officer was left with bruises on her face and cheekbones, and feared one of the men could brandish a knife at any moment. However, no knife was found.

Mr Nightingale said Hagdu was “very drunk” and was also found in possession of a small amount of cannabis.

Hadgu – who claims to have no memory of the incident – lives in a shared house in the town with three other asylum seekers and has been learning English at a college.

In mitigation, Niall Theobald said Hagdu was “extremely remorseful for his behaviour”.

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Lots of stupid shit to pick out of that, cunters.

Snookered on a link though but.

Can’t really do a decent one if there’s no fucking coverage. That’s why I copied & pasted from it, for y’all.

Daily Telegraph.

ESN Report. (Try this if the Telegraph link craps out – NA)

Nominated by : Cuntemall

BBC News.

Apparently, the reason why there are so few local elections this year is because boundaries are being redefined.

So there you have it!

Nought at all to do with the fact that Liebore are likely to be voted out, in such a comprehensive way, that they’d have no alternative but to call for a GE?

It’s such a load of bollocks! Sheffields boundaries were redrawn in 2024, but there’s no local elections in our ( largely) Labour city.

If they’re doing so well, what are they afraid of?

Bunch of cunts.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Men in Sheds is a nationwide organisation providing a community space for men to come together and connect, interact with each other and work on projects and share skills over a love of making, repairing and repurposing things. It seems a pretty worthwhile thing with it helping men overcome social isolation and loneliness, maybe they are a widower or just need an afternoon or an evening a week to have their own time for a hobby away from the wife.

But what’s this?

Knock knock.

“Hello?”

“Its Brenda from Loughborough. What are you doing in there? What’s going on? Can I join in?”

“No sorry, this is a men’s community group. The clue is in the name sugartits”.

“Right I’m going to kick up a stink and get the rules changed!”.

What is it with some selfish women that they just can’t leave men alone to do their own thing without nagging and henpecking their way in to everything. Brenda and the rest of the Karens could of easily started a Women in Sheds group if they wished but no, they had to elbow their way in to a male space because they thought they might be missing out.

There are already plenty of women only walking groups or cycling, swimming, book clubs, sewing, whatever but men for the most part just leave them to it unless its those newfangled ones with a penis and stubble. I think what annoyed me the most was the gloating of Bernie Ecclestone lookalike Brenda in the link. “We put the pressure on to join Men in Sheds” yes and I bet there were plenty of social media mongs with their faux outrage ready to jump all over it if they had told you to piss off.

Brenda needs locking up in a fucking shed.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator