Prince Harry the Spare
‘Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Royal Correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m priviliged to bring you an exclusive interview with the Harry formerly known as Prince, prior to the release of his bombshell new book “Spare”. How are you, Your Gingerness?’.
‘Infamy! Infamy!’ *eyes swivel alarmingly from side to side*
‘I beg your pardon?’
‘They’ve all got it in for me! My family hates me, and are trying to destroy me! I’ll get them back when my book comes out, you wait and see if I don’t. *Stamps foot petulantly*. ‘I’ll even the score’.
‘But hold on. Your family’s always looked out for you. They’ve indulged you, some would say spoiled you rotten, all your life, and tried to cover up your many indiscretions. You and your wife were even part of the so-called “Fab Four”, until her narcissism ruined everything, just because Meghan couldn’t always get what Meghan wanted. So you flounced off to California calling us all racists. What exactly do you expect the Royal Family to do?’.
‘Apologise! Apologise for all the lying things my pater and his horse of a wife, not to mention my brother and his forced bride, have said about us. Meghan and I have repeatedly extended an olive branch, but they’ve shown absolutely no interest in reconciliation. They’ve betrayed us. They want to keep us as the villains!’.
‘Betrayed you? Kept you as the villains? How can I put this delicately? You sound just a little bit paranoid. There’s a school of opinion which argues that in fact, you should be the ones apologising. That all of this drama is the Duchess of Nutfux’s fault; that she’s isolated you from your family and friends, and has fuelled your insecurity, greed and jealously in pursuit of her own agenda. Perhaps if you just tried to look forward instead of backwards, and practised some of that “compassion in action” you’re always preaching…’.
‘Did you just accuse my mommy of manipulating me? *face goes purple* How dare you! You’re like all the rest of them, you vile racist. I’ll get you as well, you see if I don’t! Where’s my mommy? I want my mommy!’ *storms off*
‘Oh dear. I’m afraid that didn’t go too well, and I can only apologise. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio’.
Mirror News Link
Nominated by: Ron Knee
And on a slightly different note there’s this from Technocunt
Fuckwit Harry bragging about killing 25 “Taliban fighters”.
In his book he bragged about wiping out 25 Talibans during his 2nd tour of Afghanistan in 2012. However, Taliban leaders dispute the claim that he killed genuine Taliban fighters but may have killed innocent civilians instead.
Now we all know about “collateral damage” in theatres of war. No one likes it, but that’s just the fact of life (and death) in a war.. But in this case Harry seems to brag about the killings as if they were mere “chess pieces”
Naturally enough the international community are in uproar about these shameless confessions, especially from someone like him. The Taliban in particular are far from happy about the mass slaughter, even though they can’t say much about their own ruthless killings of innocent civilians in their own backyard.
The real problem, however, is that this may reignite terrorist activity in this country. And with so many migrants allowed in with little or no security checks, then who knows who their sympathies are with!
Harry of course will be immune from any of this, safely tucked away in Wokifornia. But if there are murderous reprisals in the UK by the likes of the Taliban or ISIS or some other nutter group, then he will have blood on his hands.
Telegraph News Link
Jeezum Priest isn’t happy with Harry either
Don’t bother buying the book ( as if!)
Daily Mail News Link
You won’t need to buy ‘Spare’, as it’s practically being serialised by the press. Not that any but the most insane of contributers to this site would buy it anyway.
As I’ve previously stated, you’ll get a free copy when you purchase, at a remaindered book store near you, a copy of
” Muh struggle as a bl@ck woman and the hell of being Married to Harry”
Pair of cunts, for sure.
Lily Allen has once again demonstrated her cosmic-grade cuntitude.
