Prime. An energy drink that increases your levels of idiocy!

Daily Record Link.

I’m so sorry, just a quick one. I know this has been cunted previously, but this news item takes the lunacy to new levels.

Essentially, about 15 pence worth of water, colouring and flavouring, being sold over the counter in ( ahem!) local shops for £9!

Then, this idiot! Have the youth of today lost their collective mind? Are they Midwich Cuckoo’s?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Seconded by : Double O cunt

Prime energy drink craze

What is it with these numpties?

A thousand pounds for a few cases of the latest fad drink for his kids Christmas present. They will be in the bargain bins by the end of the year. Gurning fools.

At least our friendly corner shop Abdul will have a good Christmas.

Bjork is a cunt.

My sister in law (a bit of a cunt herself) has been playing this shite on our CD player and going on about how great Bjork is….

Great?! It’s a fucking noise! Like a tone deaf kid with learning difficulties.

One of her many excruciating songs I’ve had to suffer… Absolute drivel on a stick…

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Nominated by: Norman

Rising energy costs are racist, according to this prat.

Yes, honkies all laugh it off when they get a gas bill for a grand.

Maybe the cunts need to do what every other cunt does. Reduce the heat and wrap up a bit if things are tight? Could it be that the cunts can’t do that and just have the heat blasting away?

It’s the same for every cunt unless you’re very well off.

The BBC aren’t helping too, saying sickle cell sufferers are finding it more difficult than anyone. Having genes from warm places like the Caribbean and Africa means they suffer more when when cold, that seems to be what the BBC are suggesting anyway.

They all needn’t worry. I’m sure the current tory or incoming labour one will make it so those without any self control or sickle cell can have their huge bills paid for them.

By the fucking freezing and skint honky man.

If you can leave blighty, get the fuck out is my advice.

Wales Online News Link.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Cuntybollocks

A short and sweet cunting please for Andrew Tate, ‘influencer’ and general pondlife scum.

For those of you who haven’t heard of this cunt, he is infamous for his views on, and behaviour towards, women.

He was removed from the Big Brother house in 2016 after video surfaced of him hitting a woman with a belt, he has previously been quoted as saying that women ‘belong to the man’, amongst other things, and now, to top it all off, he has been arrested in Romania on suspicion of human trafficking.

Oh, did I mention that he’s a Muzza (supposedly) as well? We all hate political correctness, obviously, but Andrew Tate is a prime example of what happens when you veer too far in the other direction.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

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No link for this, however I have just had the experience of the lying cunts that is my local Waitrose and partners.

These cunts have been advertising some really decent prices on some of their finest single malts allowing the Fuglies to stock up for January.

So Mrs Fugly asked me to run her around to our local Waitrose to take advantage of some good deals, so after her walking around looking for these non existing deals, not only were their no deals to be found, the prices have jumped up since the other day, leaving me to surmise, Waitrose have lied about the discounts to entice the needy through door and once the audience is captured, they are then going to be butt fucked into paying over the odds, knowing that on new years eve, like as not your going to pay the extra.

What a bunch of cunts Waitrose are, I’m sure it’s not just my local, it’s probably nationwide, so Waitrose, you are a little late but you are now the scroogy cunts of 2023, fuck you I will not be tricked into shopping in your store… Cunts

Nominated by : Fuglyucker