We have cunted this bloated self important heap of shit before, but I feel he is due a new cunting. On Monday the bumptious cunt was jailed for ten weeks for violently assaulting a constituent. He was already aware this very lenient sentence would result in him serving only four weeks of that sentence, but even that is too much for this piss and wind spineless shitstain, and he is appealing his sentence, mainly, it seems to prevent him being subject to recall by his constituents.

Here is the motherfucker, in handcuffs, with that self-satisfied smirk still on his bloated face. I suspect he will escape his punishment – after all he is an “important” man:

Daily Express.

STOP PRESS – UPDATE ON AMESBURY:

The little arsewipe HAS had his sentence reduced (now suspended for two years), so the self satisfied grin was justified. Life in Two Tier Land:

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Are the bane of anyone who uses roads.
To be honest, footpaths aren’t much better where I live, due to folk parking on them.

I often wonder, when my council tax bill drops through the letterbox, exactly where Sheffield is spending the money allocated to roads? On Dutch roundabouts perhaps.

BBC News 1.

Perhaps I’d be more impressed if they spent some £££s on a few of these babies.
Come on, who wouldn’t want a go in one?

BBC News 2.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

(We’re not sure what’s going on here, but felt this worthy of your comments so fill yer boots cunters – NA)

I’d like to nominate the entire Sunday Sport team (or myself, if you prefer) for “Cunt of the Year” for their role in creating one of the most absurd media hoaxes of 2023.

Here’s the story:

In March 2023, *Sunday Sport* published an article claiming that a man named Mike, who resembled Adrian Chiles, was selling nude content on OnlyFans. The article included my photos, which were found online, and I was never contacted for permission. This fabricated story went viral, appearing in The Guardian, The Sun, Daily Star, and even making its way into books and discussions about a potential documentary.

Despite the widespread attention, the truth is that I am the person in the photos—not Mike, and I have no connection to OnlyFans. I tried to set the record straight, but my attempts were ignored. Now, I’m left wondering: who’s the real “cunt” here? The journalists who created this hoax, the media outlets that spread it, or me for not capitalizing on it sooner?

Here’s the link to the original Guardian article discussing the hoax:

The Grauniad.

Let me know if you need any additional details or proof. This story is too ridiculous not to be recognized!

Nominated by : Igor (or Adrian – we don’t know which)

No – me neither but this lad, all of 15 years old, has ambitions to become Prime Minister – he has all the qualifications, Pro EU, nerdy, wearing glasses three sizes too big for him, massive ego, looks as though he couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag, skinny (I bet his head has gone down the school lavatory more than once). Probably sounds a bit “posh”.

Apparently Labour has already “reached out to him”. Well, I bet Mandy has, and several of the other little bum boys in the PLP too. He clearly looks, in addition to being a pretentious little prick, – “one of them”

Daily Express.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

are cunts.

Now, we already know that, As they are the hypocritical champagne socialist heap of stupid sunglasses, cowboy hats, tax dodges and gobshites who we know and don’t love.

However, the musical Diddymen from the treacle butty mine have reached new levels of cuntitude. Even by their standards.

U2, on their official website – are selling T-Shirts featuring that Ukranian pest and gold standard shitehawk Zelensky.

What has this fucker got to do with a rock band or rock music? A band – any band – should be just that. Musicians who play music and nothing else. Shoving this cunt onto their fanbase is typical of them though. And it’s not the first time Bonio has sucked up to dodgy political figures. Bonio couldn’t get enough of Burmese cunt Aung San Suu Kyi, unitl she was outed for ethnic cleansing.
When the Russian/Ukranian war ends, I dare say there will be a few revelations and cans of worms opened about Saint Zelensky as well.

U2 and Bonio’s political and social interference and gobshitery has blighted almost all of their entire career. And. as they live like fucking emperors on their yachts and in their mansions, they want their ‘ordinary’ fans to dig deep and buy these T-Shirts. They say it is for Ukranian ambulances. But, what right have these clowns to tell people what’s a worthy cause and what’s isn’t? They are doing it not because they are bothered about Ukranian people. If that was the case, there would be Ukranian people or writing on the shirt. This is a blatant pug for their mate Zelensky. I dare say he has been to dinner with Bonio and The Edge on their luxury yacht.

As one concert goer once shouted at a U2 gig:
‘Shut the fuck up. Stop preaching and play!’

www.u2

Nominated by Norman.