hero or cunt?

In a nutshell, two young men decided to use one of Farmer Neil’s fields as a playground for their electric bike.
When they decided to leave, the gate they entered by had been locked, so they abandoned the bike and returned the following day to retrieve it.

Mr. Greenwood was waiting for them, overpowered and trussed them up, and trundle them down to the local police station on his quad bike.

Now, I don’t know if the field contained pregnant/young beasts that may have panicked and got injured, or winter crops, or just winter pasture, but I do know that the bikers were trespassing and would have left the field looking like it had been ploughed by a drunkard.

So what happened when Mr. Greenwood got to the police station?
Yes, that’s right. He was arrested under suspicion of false imprisonment!

I know what I’d have done with them, and it wouldn’t have been taking them to the police station, but might have involved the hay baler.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

is a cunt.

Such a lovely man, Wes has announced that he has a cunning plan to ‘ Save the NHS’. One idea is the building of new neighborhood health centres. These will be sited closer to peoples homes than their nearest hospital, where people will be able to see GPS, district nurses, care workers and other medical professionals under one roof.
Fifteen minute city, anyone?
Scary that Wes has a 10 year plan, implying that he’s expecting Labour to be in charge that long.

Anyway, Wes decided to consult the public and arranged for a suggestions portal to be set up.
It was immediately inundated with the kind of suggestions I’d expect to see on, well here, actually.

One person suggested a kidney donation in return for asylum, whilst another that, as hospitals have incinerators, they could offer cut price cremations.

Needless to say a team of moderators have been busy editing the site, but do have a glance at the link for a few more suggestions. I particularly liked the Dalek one.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Imagine if you earnt your living at the expense of Africans?
Subjecting them to a life of servitude and enforced labour?

Yes, bet it was brilliant!! ?

Those days of earning a honest living on the high seas is sadly a thing of the past.

But it’s not forgotten about!!
Oh no.

The commonwealth far from being grateful for a free cruise and job offer are demanding billions in reparations.

Gambia foreign minister Marmaduke Tangerine* says

” I am fully in support of reparatory justice “.
As she flicked through Janet Frazer catalogue.

Also Joshua septicemia said he’d like free money too.

Will our weak government capitulate?

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* Or summat.

Nominated by MNC seconded by Geordie Twatt.

I would like to second MNC’s nomination.

Well thankfully Sir Kweer has told the Commonwealth Comedy Club to sod off with their claim for 18 trillion smackers. Presumably he left his pet primate in its cage, as we know that Clammy the Chimp is all in favour of swelling the Swiss bank accounts of banana republic dictators. After all, being black they are, like him, all victims of white oppression.

But here’s a chap who rather spoils the narrative. I give you Bola Tinubu, President of Nigeria, who attended the Samoan jolly. Bola is descended from one Efunroye Tinubu, aristocrat, merchant and slave trader, a lady reported to have said she would rather drown 20 slaves than sell them at a discount.

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To be fair to Bola, he confines himself to drug trafficking, money laundering and general corruption to enrich himself, so I suppose in African terms that’s progress.

I have no doubt a little bit of genealogical research would unearth other examples of slave owning/trading ancestry amongst the Commonwealth’s African delegates. Who knows, maybe even amongst Marmaduke Tangerine’s* Gambians, seeing as that country was a major source of slave labour back in the day.

200 years after we ended the slave trade and they’re still rattling the collecting tin. Have they got no shame?

* Copyright MNC

With Halloween fast approaching, here is a real horror – a balding woman MP – Labour (of course) who -despite the fact we now all know for certain the late Chris Kaba was a violent career criminal, who received his first conviction at the age of 14, continues to defend him, and claims we are all racist for so doing.

Where do Labour find all these dodgy looking cunts (if this tart has one that is), whose one ambition in life is tio make an utter arsehole of themselves. If they are not quare or lezzas, they are brainless wankers, and as ugly as sin.

It just shows the utter pool of shit Labour has to draw on if they have to rely on wimminz like this one:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Kweer’s tailor, Gaylord Alli, has been a naughty boy. He has failed to declare several of his interests (not including ownership of the P.M’s arse), but of course, all he has to do is apologize, which he has done, and promised he won’t do it again, duckie, and all is forgiven:

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Last night Wes Streeting’s boyfriend was giving a senior position in the “Communications” section for Team Twat. A consolation prize for not winning at Stockton in July no doubt . Joe Dancey will “earn” over £102,000 a year polishing Kweer’s nob.

Is Starmer about to “come out” and will that be as a quare or a cross-dresser? – after all, if Starmer had to have suits bought for him by his sugar daddy, what did he spend his own money on? – stockings, suspenders and frilly knickers, nice off the shoulder dresses perhaps:

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.