SWR’s chief cunt Stuart Meek said that ‘It is wonderful to have this train proudly flying the flag for equality on our network, furthering inclusion with the new Intersex-Inclusive flag design, and visibly showing our support for LGBTQIA+ colleagues and customers.’
Yes, this is what your increased rail fares are squandered on.
What this country has only become…
Nominated by : mystic maven
Wheel barrow tyres are a cunt. That’s my nomination. Totally unfit for purpose.
Our barrows…….the modern day beasts of burden for cunts that have to move their own shit about. we use them for moving all sorts of shit way beyond the original design brief yet manufacturer’s haven’t moved with the times. When I’m humping coal (shit smokeless coal,( 100kg a run) not house coal as the CUNTS banned that) to my shed, the cunting tyres that are rizla thin burst like pound shop rubber johnies.
A new tyre is 20 sheets. A new wheel is 25 notes. WTF??? a new barrow is 35 quid.
I should have nominated myself for being the cunt that repaired what has essentially become a disposable item.
Nominated by : Cunter S Thompson
Natasha Crown’s Arse
I’d say that having an ambition in life is generally a good thing. Some people might want to travel the world, write a best selling novel, become a millionaire, or climb Mt Everest. It might prove to be unachievable (I can’t see Salma Hayek falling at my feet any time soon), but it can keep you going, and it doesn’t hurt to dream.
But some people have an ambition that can best be described as ‘odd’. Take the case of one Natasha Crown, from Sweden. Natasha’s ambition is, er, to have the world’s biggest bum. Indeed such is her desire to fulfil her dream that she has spent well over £100k on surgery, which strikes me as peculiar given that loads of people spend wads on procedures to reduce their size and weight, not add to them.
Fair do’s I suppose, it’s her money and her body, and I can appreciate the fact that a certain sort on this esteemed site will be foaming at the mouth. But personally, I have to say that her charms are lost on me, and on a good many others by the sound of it, given that the she owns to the fact that she hasn’t been in a relationship for seven years. ‘I scare men’, she moans.
Well I’m not so sure that all blokes are actually scared of you dear, I’d guess that there are those who’d love to give you a go. It’s more the case that most of us just have understandable concerns about getting out from under and living to tell the tale.
Bottom line (no pun intended) is that a huge arse just ain’t a good look. No indeed. I’d seriously have another think about things if I were you.
https://www.tyla.com/life/woman-worlds-biggest-bum-men-scared-276838-20230213
Nominated by : Ron Knee
London Politics – What really matters.
‘Emergency meeting held after East London councillor ‘repeatedly misgendered’
Yes, a Green councillor, you know the ones who are even loonier than Labour councillors, has been cruelly misgendered.
”Councillor Danny Keeling, who uses they/them pronouns, left last month’s full council meeting to “cool off” after the council’s chair, Cllr Winston Vaughan repeatedly referred to them multiple times as “he”.
And out HE flounced.
They/Them is not a correct use of grammar to refer to one person. Cllr Vaughan is undoubtedy a he. However in the fantasy world of the prevert misgendering is a hate crime. Never mind the running of the London shithole of Newham. This is far more important.
The Labour councillors should be ashamed of themselves, if that’s the right pronoun.
It’s a fucking disgrace.
Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Men are useless cunts.
This afternoon’s cunting of women got me thinking ?.
Mrs Everyonesacunt is way more rounded and better grounded than I. She weighs things up , quite a bit before coming to a conclusion or opinion, unlike myself who jumps in size 11,s at the first thing that pisses me off.
And the truth is she is often as not wrong . A calm measured approach to a problem is far better than a all guns blazing approach that I sadly adopt.
Managing the finance side of a relationship for example! If left solely to me then I would buy 20 cases of beer and a hundred tubes of smarties every month on pay day. Honestly I would. Thankfully she ensures this doesn’t happen.
(So just the 10 cases & 50 tubes then? – NA)
Take the bedroom for another example. Women don’t get brewers droop or need a blue pill when they get to a certain age. Men , all of my mates of similar age and myself find that it helps.
Therefore men are indeed, at least at times , fucking clueless useless uncaring impotent cunts.
Nominated by : Everyoneacunt