(BBC Weather person – Helen Willetts)

A cunting is well and truly overdue for these meteorological mingers who appear to have graduated from the Lucy Worsley school of linguistics.

Originally confined to the Biased Bullshit Corporation, the trend appears to to have infiltrated regional news too at pandemic levels.

I for one, do not want to hear these lasses (Helen Willetts, Louise Lear.etc.) delivering weather bulletins with the female vocal dexterity of Ken from A Fish Called Wanda. I don’t want to know that it’s pissing down in Wedding.

Can I urge the BBC and regional channels to add a simple interview question to out these deviants before they ever get their mushes in front of the masses. For example, say out loud ‘Fat Free Fromage Frais’ should tell them all they need to know.

Otherwise these cunts will continue night on night with heavy wain from the west, pushing wight across the UK with Wugby heavily affected.

Clearly Jonathan Woss is not the only cunt in the lack of ‘R’ pronunciation genre.

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Nominated by: The Birdman of Cuntytraz

Another nomination for those utter cunts at the BBC.

Aside from their shameless licking of Palestinian arse and yet another Black History Month, the Beebscum have annoyed me this week.

Why? All their presenters wearing microscopic poppy badges that you can hardly see.

Back in the day, the likes of Des Lynham, Sue Lawley and Michael Buerk wore the traditional normal sized poppies. Like the ones they still have in shops and Post Offices.

But these twats on Final Score, BBC News, and other programmes wear something that looks like a little red dot. In other words, making out they are arsed, but distancing themselves from our war dead because it isn’t woke and they don’t want to be called ‘Imperialist’ or ‘Racist’.

And I don’t believe they all make this choice personally. I think it is now official BBC policy to dumb down the remembrance. Oh, they don’t mind a stonking great rainbow armband for the bummers at the World Cup. But God forbid they acknowledge the heroes who saved the world from Hitler.

No link, but these pimple sized poppies can be seen all over the BBC channels.

Nominated by: Norman

(Just a quick word to say we’re reducing the number of daily published noms from 3 to 2 (7am and 1pm). This is just a temporary measure, but keep your noms rolling in as always. Thanks – The Admin Team)

We’ve heard of Grammar Nazis, who’s only ambition in their sad little lives is to correct other people’s posts just in case a semi colon was used instead of a colon, or a verb was used instead of a noun.

But then you have the Info Nazi, who will correct you if you’ve made a small error about something or other. (PS. I’m not including so-called “fact checkers” here because they’re more mainstream current affairs cunts. I’m just focusing on the slightly more trivial geek.)

For example, there’s a Rush forum I subscribe to (Canadian Rock Band) and some other member posted a thread regarding an old album of theirs – “Moving Pictures”. He had the temerity to say it was released in 1980. But some cunt quickly corrected him by saying it was released in 1981.

On another forum, this time called “Better Call Saul” after the TV drama, someone posted the show was set in 2001 some 7 years before the beginning of “Breaking Bad”. But again some cunt chimes in by saying “Actually, you’re so wrong. Everyone knows it was 2002 and not 2001, you dufus!”

And its not just films or TV shows, these cunts are everywhere, desperate to correct you on any supposed falsehood or inaccuracy, no matter how trivial.

These trainspotting-type cunts not only need to get a life but also need to be stood up against a wall and shot (although no doubt they’ll complain about the type of wall or the bullets used before they’re toast!)

Nominated by: Technocunt

Once more with feeling for this mincing old toilet sniffer (London mid 1970s)? who once again fancies himself as a Middle East ¨peace¨ envoy:

Hasn´t the fawning old cunt done enough damage already in that part of the world?. How many more ¨contacts¨ does he need to secure, who much more money does he crave, how many more arseholes can he lick?

Surely the prancing old queen is far too busy ¨advising¨ his protege’ Starmer.

What with Cameron returning to the Conservatives this week, the Westminster lavatories are blocked from too much old returning shit floating around.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

 
are spineless cunts

A row has erupted over their Christmas ad which shows paper crowns being burnt in the fire. Apparently these are in the colours of the Palestinian flag so naturally the rag heads are up in arms (pun intended)

M&S should have pointed out that the ad was made back in September before the current shit kicked off and just pointed out the complete coincidence and told them to fuck off. But no.

The ad has been recut and an apology issued. How long to we have to go on appeasing every little whinging cunt? It’s time someone in this country grew some balls…

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Nominated by Dioclese (still alive and kicking) link provided by Minge Juice Bottler.