Where I live in Surrey, Cunts leave these bikes just about everywhere in the most awkward places. I have seen one parked under a tree and nearly totally covered in bird shit, dog knows how long it’s been there, but it must be an incendiary incident waiting to happen!
These bikes are vey, very heavy and you could rupture yourself lifting one, as the Cunts who ride them, they seem to be entitled shitbags who think it’s always someone else’s problem to dispose of them. I have seen footage on BBC News where the cunt has finished with the bike, just parked it across a rode junction and a car had to negotiate it’s way around it.
I went to Londonistan the other week and these bikes are just dumped all over the place, blocking pavements and even doorways. Also watching the Cunts who ride them would boil anyones piss as most of them do not seem to have any road sense, (particularly the tinted ones).
The two main companies which run these hire bikes – Lime/Uber and Human Forest are also absolute cunts, as they have developed websites that would drive you insane in minutes just to try and report the fucking things dumped on the pavements.
These machines are designed by Cunts, hired out by Cunts to Cunts.
Nominated by Cuntalugs.




