I have to admit that I am very easily irritated, and especially when it comes to matters of hygiene.

As the weather has been mostly very good for some weeks, we have been out and about a lot, walking, visiting nature reserves and gardens and walking the coast path. It seems therefore a good idea in these circumstances to enjoy an ice cream whilst enjoying the view.

It appears that only about 1 in 5 sellers put gloves on to pick up the cone and put the ice cream in it. It turns my bloody stomach as for all I know, they might have been scratching their arse or picking their nose before we came in. I have taken to having it in one of those cardboard tubs instead, which is then waste and has to go in the bin.

It seems a bit cretinous to not realise that people would find this off-putting, and it’s not much to ask really is it? When I see this going on , I really feel the old red mist coming down.

The link below is about a Victorian type of early ice cream called a Penny Lick, and how it led to the spread of tuberculosis. Possibly a bit dramatic for the subject matter!. Admin may have a better example…

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Nominated by Mary Hinge.

WTF?

Currently being trailed in New York, passers-by at 505 8th Avenue are invited to scratch a trio of massive armpit posters and get a whiff of “Billie’s” latest “all-day” deodorant called “Coco Villa”.

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The blurb:

“Those who sample the scratch & sniff armpit will detect a sweet spiced vanilla scent, with notes of sunny sandlewood and coconut cream. The deodorant formula is aluminium free, approved by dermatologists. This new campaign tries to make the body care experience more fun, and fans of the product will soon be able to scratch & sniff other armpits at locations throughout the city.”

How fucking gross can you get.

Coming soon – giant scratch & sniff posters of Gwyneth Paltrow’s reeking clunge.

Nominated by Shit Cake Baker.

Weird spindly England Coach, Tommy Tucker is a cunt.

The lazy Nazi who cannot even afford a razor was always going to be a controversial choice. but he has shown stunning ruthlessness in playing his part as a fifth columnist.

Leaving our clueless but brave lads to muddle through a brainless performance against mighty Andorra, he swiftly masterminded a spectacular capitulation against West African opposition. Anyone looking forward to seeing how he helps us to a record defeat against the Germans in the World Cup finals, if we make it that far? Thought not.

Newsday Link

The solution is obvious, bring back the fat bloke, he had a 100% record as England manager before he fell victim to trumped up charges involving bungs from Middle Eastern potentates.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Seconded by: Captain Magnanimous

Thomas Tuchel is a cunt, isn’t he.

Once again, a foreign manager has been employed because.English managers aren’t good enough, apparently. So far, this dull vinkel-schniffer TuckinMy Thomas has beaten Andorra (not even a real country) 1-0, lost against Afreekan chancers Senegal, and put two against the part-time drug-dealers (Albania). Same dreary shite as the Wokegate years.

At least we can be entertained by the crowd who chanted: ‘Keir Starmer is a w****r, Starmer is a w****r.’

That was, until Tuchel criticised fans, although he claims not to have heard it. “‘Eef it happened, it eez not acceptable. Lebensraum, Järvohl, schnell, schnell’

Oh. Didn’t you hear the song from the tune to KC & The Sunshine Band’s song Give It Up:

‘Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now, Starmer is a ****, is a ****, Starmer is a ****.”

Mein Gott. Ze futboll iz vorse zan ze chanting.

Sack the über-schizen Deutschbag.

There are cunts and there are lying fucking cunts, and Darren Jones, Rachel From Accounts bag carrier, is one of the latter. On Question Time on June 12th he suggested that the majority of rubber boat invaders are women and children. We have all seen the young men unkempt with beards alighting from their RNLI taxis. Does Jones need new glasses (see Lord Alli for that), or he is a fucking fantasist, just like Two-Tier himself. How many women are growing beards these days?. He just made himself sound as big a fool as he looks.

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Nick Frost is a cunt, isn’t he.

After years of sucking off Simon Pegg for bit-parts in shit British films as the token, gurning, fat bloke to make Pegg look funny, this barely-talented turd has his own “comedy” sitcom airing. It’s about a supermarket that hires a tråns-woman. Every other ‘token’ box has been ticked, naturally.

He’s also scheduled to play Haggrid, the fat, feral caveman in the forthcoming Harry Potter TV series. After being berated and slaughtered by the compassionate tråns mafia, he had a pop at J.K.Rowling and mumbled something about “chance to educate ourselves”, before cashing the large cheque.

Zombie film – fat, unfunny bloke
Alien film – fat, unfunny bloke
Police film – fat, unfunny bloke
Harry Potter – fat, unfunny bloke

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

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Additional photo link provided by: Adolph Schicklgrüüber

Vielleicht ein Link, Kapitän …

Daily Mail Link