The Unsuitable Motorist.

“A blind motorist who took his partner’s car and drove for 150 miles (240km) at night while drunk has been handed a suspended sentence.

Anthony Hall, 50, who does not have a driving licence, was stopped by police on the M6 near Carlisle at 01:45 BST on 29 June after he was seen swerving the Vauxhall Meriva between lanes and onto the hard shoulder, a court was told.

Hall told police he had driven from his home in Huddersfield after he and his partner had drunk four bottles of wine.”

“Hall told police he had planned to drive to Scotland and wanted to escape his home, his relationship and his finances.”

Hall was also disqualified from driving for 12 months even though he did not have a licence at the time of the incident, and he was ordered to pay £272 costs..

A tale of woe,hasn’t the chap heard? He could have got the bus,it’s £2 apparently.

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Nominated by : Unkle Terry

is a cunt.

“Sara Kahsai grew up in Sudan but moved to Birmingham, England, in 2022 after marrying a bus driver from the city.

But as she settled into married life and her new home, she was coming to terms with a life-changing discovery.

Sara realised she was a victim-survivor of Female Genital Mutiliation (FGM), a procedure she had endured as a young girl.”

Thoroughly unpleasant for the foreign lady I’m sure bit what’s it go to do with Modern Britain?

Here we are:

“When Sara fell pregnant, she finally told health professionals she had endured FGM as a child.

She was immediately referred to the specialist FGM Clinic, run by midwives at Birmingham Women’s Hospital.

Midwife Renata Hanif deals with around 200 cases each year and says her job is to ensure the wellbeing of women and safeguard unborn children.”

Yes luckily for all of us there’s a nice NHS Clinic that sorts out the remarkably savage practices of these medieval cunts.

“schools are legally required to teach pupils about FGM and the law surrounding it as part of relationships and sex education.”

What a mess.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt. This supposedly ‘superior’ species of which we are a part just fucking up over and over. Layered inadequacy. How many stupidisms evident in one Reuters story about (not)executing a convicted killer..

Reuters

This woman took part in a jealousy fuelled torture/murder. Read the litany of attempted mitigations in the 30 plus years it took to strap her to a gurney, after sentencing. ‘Raped at 11, raped at 17’ , they say for example… (another slew of societal failures in order for those attacks to have occurred if they did, on various levels) … next? .. ‘she was young,’ .. oh fuck off! .. ‘mental ‘elf, take your pick of which one’, of course .. ‘bipolar’ , ‘ptsd’ …’infant alcohol syndrome’ …

Then, when all the bleeding heart murder apologists are left behind, we find the state unable to put the woman down despite three fucking decades in her case in which to prepare. A circus of clichés and ineptitude which ultimately sees an ambulance being called. More taxpayers funds to be spent on her on top of all the rest so far.

If nothing else, the huge cost in dollars to society caused by merely one background-noise nobody is not indicitive of a ‘superior’ species. You can bet this will lead to a new round of appeals for clemency. Some cunts will even claim divine intervention occurred, of course.

If it were an outlier situation , an anomolous stack of fuckups, .. it’d be one thing but it’s not. This level of ineptitude persists at some level at all times, somehow. In the link about this current botch up, it tells further down they didn’t manage to kill the previous cunt they tried to either.

Fuck’s sake. Farm the job out to Iran and North Korea, maybe. Backward neanderthalic shitholes they might be, .. but they have no probs doing a fairly simple job when the decision is made.

In ms.Pikes case, she herself might suggest the method of tying her to a chair in the woods, beating her for half an hour including carving a pentagram into her chest, then keeping part of the shattered skull as a trophy to show off to people later.

That’s how SHE managed to end a life, after all… and it only took her(with her boyfriend) 30 minutes, not 30 years.

Nominated by Cuntemall. Additional addendums’ by Duke of Cuntshire, Unkle Terry and Chuff Chugger below.

I’ll second this nom and add;
The stupid cunts tried twice to execute this woman, and failed both times. Now she’s receiving life saving treatment in hospital, otherwise she might be too ill to execute.
Can’t these inept morons make their minds up? Do they want her dead or alive?

Schrödinger’s cat experiment can now be updated to Christa Pike. Half dead and half alive depending on who observes her.

The Execution of Christa Pike.

A quick ineffectual cunting regarding the ongoing panto of trying to get rid of this wicked cunt.

“Pike’s victim was Colleen Slemmer, a 19-year-old originally from Florida who loved to roller skate, smile and help others, according to descriptions given by her friends and family. Slemmer was tortured and killed by Pike, then 18, and her then-boyfriend, Tadaryl Shipp, after they met her at a job training camp.”

Two doses of poison then off to hospital?

Fuck off, try the 9mm cure, never fails.

May I add to this nomination…not just because Pike is a cunt, but also the complete irony of the situation.

She has been administered two lethal injections (as the first didn’t work) and when she wouldn’t die as intended, they shipped her off to hospital for (and I quote) ‘life-saving care’

Now, is it just me or does anyone else think this ‘life saving care’ is defeating the object?

It’s bonkers, and as they say in the tabloids ‘you couldn’t make it up’

the sun

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is a cunt.

is an utter utter cunt that is absolutely everywhere. Having an opinion on a matter is one thing, but coming up with a narritive SO biased that it actually hits misdirection to the point of outright dishonesty, nay bullshit .. is beyond the pale. To wit, for this cunting…

Some fucking scumbag athlete liquid-shit (shat?) all over herself early-on in some widely attended – and broadcast – 8 event endurance hour .. and just didn’t GIVE a shit, as such, continuing to the end with her legs and trainers covered in her own presumably stinking faecal output.

Cue the spin. The link, first of all, refers to shitting herself in public as a ‘hygiene accident’. The womans decision to carry on as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred? .. ‘a remarkable display of grit and determination’ … then it reports on the event organizers response to a woman getting her own shit on the track and various pieces of equipment that various others had to come into contact with ..

“As our sport continues to evolve, we are encountering new and increasingly complex situations that challenge us and where additional clarity is needed”

23 words there, .. of absolute bollocks. Plenty of animal species show more self respect when it comes to shit or shitting. Cats, dogs, rabbits and pigs – yes pigs – among the species I’ve observed being hyper hygienic about their habitats and their own presentation, when living unhindered enough to choose where to go. Some dogs I owned for 12 & 13 years that I never even saw take a shit ever … because they’d retreat to long grass in the distance. Not all breeds, but some. If many of the abovementioned species get crap on their fur or whatever, they won’t be happy until it’s removed.

And then there’s the cunt in the story. Went on to win and is the world champion at this bollocks event, it says. Another msm claimed to have ‘her side of the story’ .. but I’d guess that bit of ‘journalism’ contains so much spin it’d make me dizzy.

World chamion at Hyrox, eh? I never heard of Hyrox in it’s purported 8 years in existence, until today when it’s world #1 shit herself in public. Her loved ones must be SO proud!

Irish Mirror

Nominated by Cuntemall.

are cunts.

Modern music is crap – getting in the groove they call it, shit I call it. Modern politicians are also crap, so it seems logical, though otiose for them to get into bed togerher.

MPs who live on our charity are going to look into why Britain always loses the Eurovision Song Contest, much beloved by poofters and EU lovers (more or less the same thing).

The country teters on financial ruin, a possoble third world war and an AI threat of human destruction, and all these arseholes think important is shitty, crappy pop music, which hasn’t been the same since the Small Facdes gave up and died:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.