are cunts.

There’s (sort of) good news and there’s bad news as England’s cricketers stumble about on the 2025-26 Ashes tour in Australia.

The (sort of) good news? Well they’ve actually gone and won a test match in Oz for the first time in what seems like about a hundred years. Hoo-fucking-rah, let’s light the fireworks and break open the champers.

The bad news? The match was the fourth of five in the series, and of course the Aussies are already out of sight, having rogered England good and proper in the first three, thereby having the Ashes in the bag and their tinnies open before Christmas.

This win therefore is worth about as much as the thin end of the square root of fuck all in the scheme of things. Naturally it’ll be lauded as a win which means that the utter humiliation of a series whitewash is avoided, as though that’s some sort of victory in itself. But it’s all too little too late, as they’ve already embarrassed themselves and the rest of us with their ineptitude. Yes, it’s much too little, much too late. The Aussies have got the bragging rights again, and boy, will they let us know it.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

is a cunt.

For want of a better title, I declare Unreliable British History a complete cunt.
As evidenced by the story of Britain’s first black woman who, surprise, surprise, turns out not to have been black at all.
‘The Beachy Head Lady’, discovered in a basement in 2012, had undergone ‘scientific’ analysis shortly after, and in a desperate attempt at clutching at straws, it was decided she was of African descent.
Cue woke historians claiming that Roman Britain was like an episode of Desmond’s and David Olusoga including her in one of his divisive, race baiting documentaries.
Those gullible, woke cunts at the BBC even erected a blue plaque in her honour.
Now it turns out, thanks to DNA testing, that it was all pie in the sky.
And it’s not just this episode that makes you sceptical.
I recently started reading Max Hastings story of Operation Biting in WW2, and of the major figures in the book is Lord Louis Mountbatten.
According to Hastings, the much revered historian, suggestions that Mountbatten was homosexual (he fails to mention allegations of kiddie fiddling) were simply wide of the mark.
Really?
Like many, I love history, but I’m now doubting more or less everything I see or hear nowadays.
Now, that really is a cunt.

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Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Dear Aunty Beeb has outdone herself once more with yet another arse backwards “take” or opinion piece on the Islamic state attack.

This time it’s a lengthy discussion about the knotty problem of gun control and whether less guns is a good idea or not.

It’s my opinion that there is a raghead problem that needs strict control then removal,leave the guns where they are.

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Fuck em.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Now they boil my piss, when someone who does not do your job sticks their nose in with a “should have done better attitude”.
It pretty much applies to everything in life it would seem apart from the people who really need looking into, who incidentally seem to be the people orchestrating these enquiry’s.
this little Jem caught my eye.

Sounds terrible doesn’t it, the cousins will remember Vietnam and hidden arms catches where the villages would wave you past and go get their stuff.
Same applies here, saves you getting shot in the back or them telling their mates that the boys are in town.
I wasn’t in that conflict, I was in one where logistics were a major issue, prisoner handling was not properly considered, they were expected to run away, but they didn’t.
So the problem came about with loose arms on the ground and the people who had been using them milling about.
What now? deplete the fighting force by leaving baby sitters behind? move on and hope they don’t change their mind and rearm? or the alternative.
That my friends is war, that is how it is conducted like it or not, and if you want to keep winning them that’s how you do it.
Afghanistan was by all a counts a fuck up where everyone looked at the other sides human rights in the mistaken belief that they would play nicely if we did.

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Nominated by Lord Benny.

is a cunt.

Was he brave taking on Joshua or just a fucking idiot risking his life, I think the latter.

I watched the ‘fight’ on Netflix, Joshua spent most of the time chasing Paul around the ring, on the occasions he got close Paul grabbed on (usually around Joshua’s knees)
Finally Joshua landed a couple of good shots and that was it, in the sixth!

Paul must have thought he was a contender after his match with a 58 year old Tyson, but he must have known a 25 year old Tyson would have had him on the deck seconds after the first bell.

Lucky to have got away with a broken jaw, the daft cunt.

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Nominated by Sick of it.