what a cunt show.

I’m in a bit of a divided frame of mind at the moment. I don’t know whether to piss myself laughing as the vultures gather around our useless cunt of a PM, or be very afraid that he’ll get turfed out and be replaced by an even bigger lobby.

I think that it goes without saying that the majority of the British people can now see Sir TwoTierFreeGearNeverHere Stasi for the lying, sleazy, cowardly hypocrite that he is. It’s also becoming clearer by the day that most of his own party think that he’s a dead man walking, as the stories emerge that several Liebour big cheeses are ‘on manoeuvre’, and positioning themselves for a leadership challenge. Then only question seems to be when, not if.

Now as I said at the outset, I’d normally be wetting my knickers laughing as Liebour starts to eat itself, under normal circumstances the entertainment value would be enormous. But here’s the issue; if Stasi does go, who comes in to replace the weaselling fucker?

Let’s have a look at those names currently being bandied about as Stasi’s possible replacement if the party which he laughingly insists is ‘united’ actually does the dastardly deed and slips in the shiv? Well how about Wes ‘Starmer Lite’ Streeting? Not sure how well he’ll go down with the loony left nutters in the party. Shabanana Mahmood? She talks the talk, but we’re all waiting for her to walk the walk, and I doubt she ever will.

It gets worse. There’s Angela ‘Three Pads’ Rayner for fuck’s sake, the woman who only recently had to resign in disgrace over failure to pay stamp duty on her house in Brighton, but who still appears to be revered as some sort of prodigal daughter by the unreconstructed hardliners in the party. And then… *shudder* and then we have the utterly appalling prospect of ‘Mad Ed’ Millipede, net zero crazy, who seems to be far and away the most popular choice amongst the party membership to take over.

So there you go, take your choice folks. You can either roll about laughing as Liebour’s civil war over the leadership gets worse, or you can shake under the duvet at the prospect of Rayner or Miliband as Prime Minister.

I’m actually beginning to think that it might be the lesser of two very great evils if ol’ TwoTier manages to hold on after all. Better the absolute arseholing cunt that you know and all that. What a state of affairs.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Have you been reading your thesaurus Jeezum? C.A.

This absolutely boils my piss.

Let me introduce you to Connor Batty, shot dead at age 26. Of course, let’s ignore the fact that he, and three other thugs forcibly entered the home of a 60 year old man, who in fairness wasn’t a saint, intent on stealing the drugs and money stored there.

” He had a heart of gold ” wails one fan.
” Top Lad, gone too soon ” bleats another.

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No he didn’t, no he wasn’t.
He was a vicious, amoral thug, who was sentenced to 35 months in 2022 for a stabbing, and had plenty of previous.

In fairness to the immediate family, they have issued a dignified statement asking for time to grieve and speculation to stop.

No, the elevation to sainthood comes from so called friends, grief jacking shite hawks that they are, otherwise known as cunts.

Nomination by Jeezum Priest.

What went wong I hear you ask?

Zhimin is a Chinese crook who embezzled millions from pensioners in the Far East and rolled up in London on a fake passport after the Chinese police launched an investigation onto her ponzi scheme.

Send her back and let her receive some proper Doctor Fu Manchu treatment from the mad yellow cunts possibly?

Save us a few quid by flying her back to Chy-na?

Nah fuck that,start a trial here at vast expense with virtually no chance of any of the victims receiving any restorative justice..

Oh and also start a proceeds of crime investigation to burn another mountain of our cash…

BBC News.

What a fucking mess as usual.

Perhaps Rachel can raise some more taxes to pay for it all?

Cunts.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

So Ed ‘post office computer says no so put them in prison” Davey thinks the hammering the BBC are finally getting for being lying cunts is a Right Wing coup,so takes to the bastion of impartial news The Guardian to warn us all of this evil conspiracy..

The Grauniad.

Apparently “This disturbing escalation in the assault on the BBC should be incredibly alarming to anyone who cares about truth, accountability and democracy. Trump and his mates are trying to destroy one of our most precious British institutions, and we must act fast to stop them.”

Seems bit rich coming from a Gravy Train Cunt who happily oversaw the imprisonment of Post Office employees on trumped up charges and is now using an openly Far Left rag to air his deranged theories.

Perhaps he’s the most deluded soppy cunt in the history of British politics?

Let him have the last word…”To save the BBC, we have to make sure it remains focused on its original mission: to inform, educate and entertain. It must not be coerced into doing Trump’s bidding, or bullied into giving undue prominence to the loudest, most divisive voices”..

You couldn’t fucking make it up.

The awful cunts.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

A budget-conscious cunting for the Chancellor’s red briefcase.

Every smarmy Chancellor stands there outside #11, holding out the briefcase, performatively containing yet another stitch-up of English tax payers. But (adopting my Points Of View voice) why-oh-why do they all have to look so fucking smug about it?

Why can’t they look contrite? Embarrassed? Ashamed?

They fucking well should do, all of them, the miserable traitors.
With the upcoming budget (Torsten Bell and his communist cronies, not Rachael Reeves; she’s just the mouthpiece) Reeves will stand there like a cunt, looking smug despite knowing she’ll be replaced by New Year.

Does she or Jeremy Hunt have a more punchable face?

Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine