Birthdays and anniversaries. Christmas and Easter. Black History Month and Pride Month. They roll around with monotonous regularly. So do cuntings for Meghan ‘Duchess of Skankex’ Markle (and lets’s not forget her halfwit husband the Dook). So no apologies from me for having another go at these two cunts. They fucking ask for it. It’s a shot at an open goal.

So what’s the Mistress of Montecito done this time? Well I’m sure that by now, you’ve all seen the delightful video put out on soshull meeja by Meagain, showing her and Ginger Nut supposedly in a hospital delivery room, twerking in an effort to induce Her Magnificentness to go into labour. It features the lady of the moment gyrating around with what looks like a huge sack of spuds up her jumper, then opening her legs and squatting down in a manner that demonstrates her class to the world. Quality stuff Meagain. As for cockhead Ginger Nut’s efforts, well least said, soonest mended;

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Now this bit of film was, we’re told, put up to celebrate the fourth birthday of their daughter Lilibet. Typically it ended up being all about Migraine herself as usual. ‘Me, me, look at me!’ They say that the internet never forgets, and you can imagine the poor kid cringing in shame when she sees this at some point in the future.

Naturally it’s also poured petrol on the fire as far as the ‘surrogate’ pregnancy story goes. ‘What’s she doing shaking her arse in that little black number in a hospital?’ demanded the wife, going straight for the detail as millions of women have done. ‘They immediately put you into a hospital gown. And when I was at that stage, all I could do was lie back on the bed and groan in misery, and try not to tangle the cables of the monitors I was wired up to’. Quite so.

They do say that no publicity is bad publicity, but given the extent of the backlash, I’d say that Her Duchessness has properly shot herself in the foot on this one; blown it clean off, in fact. She hasn’t just embarrassed herself and her twat of a husband, she’s reduced the pair of them to the status of laughing stock. Goodness only knows what ‘South Park’ will do to them for this. ‘World Wide Privacy Tour’ indeed!

Royal commentator Lady Colin Campbell summed it all up when she called the hapless Meghan ‘a scrubber’. That’s her; a day late and a dollar short. Katie Price but with less class. There’s no substitute for quality, and Markle’s certainly no substitute for it.

Nominated by: Ron Knee