
Virtue signalling ( or covering your arse)
This excellent comment from Norfolk Cnt.
April 4, 2025 (Link to full comment here – NA)
A little O/T (but relevant to the state of this once-fair Land). Was perusing on my way home some nibbles to accompany a delicious beverage later. Amongst the KP nuts, crisps and other assorted tucker, I found a self-congratulatory packet of lentil chips virtuously announcing it was palm oil free, trans fats (surely transphobic that) and fucking HALAL COMPLIANT. 🤬🤬🤬 This wasn’t to reassure the native Brit that their food was free from barbaric, zero-animal-welfare-standards, ritualistic practices originating in 7th fuck kno where. It was to appease the ever growing curse of a belligerent, alien, hostile species in its aim to take over Europe that they can impose their ways right to down a sodding supermarket aisle amongst my favourite snacks. In East Anglia!!!
Well, inspired by this, I took a look at the snack tray, something I leave accessible to my family, who I love dearly but go through my cupboards and nick all the good shit!
The snack tray distracts them, and the leave my Godiva chocs alone.
Proper sweet’n’salty popcorn. Vegan. ✅
Sun Bites sour cream, vegetarian. Packet made with 50% recycled plastic. ✅
Crunchie, Partnering with Fairtrade Foundation.✅
Picnic. 100% Sustainably Sourced Cocoa. ✅
I could go on, but I think you get the idea, but what I personally, really, actually want to know is, who the fuck reads a wrapper when you’ve got the munchies?
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest (with an assist from Norfolk Cnt)