is a cunt.

Well well, seems like Owen has blotted his copybook with the beloved leader, and the Lying bastards party. Britain facilitating Israel’s genocide in Gaza?
Forgive me for being confused are there ANY British armed forces in Gaza? Answer NO
I thought not either. What is this demented cunt on about FFS?
Owen can I offer you some elder advice? SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
Owen Jones is a wanker day is still nearly 81 days away. Looks like this should be a monthly festival. Snivelling little quare.

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Nominated by CuntyMort.

More on the obnoxious turd burglar from Ron Knee below.

Owen Jones

Aw diddums.

One of IsAC’s favourite sons, loony left rentagob Owen Jones, has pissed in his knickers again. So what’s upset poor ickle Owen this time?

Well, it appears that Boy Wonder Owen has been unceremoniously kicked out of Labour’s party conference in Liverpool for, as he claims, attempting to question Ministers and MPs about Gaza. Not unsurprisingly, a Labour mouthpiece has a different take, stating that after ‘complaints about his conduct’, his pass was revoked due to, erm, ‘safeguarding issues’*.

Naturally the cretinous little Corbynista is frothing at the mouth with his usual self-righteous indignation. ‘Trumpian behaviour’ he fumes, ‘utterly pathetic’. Me? I’m loving it. Is there any finer sight around than that of the comrades falling out?

Oh dear. What a shame. How sad.

*Translation into English; ‘even we can’t stand you and don’t want you around, you loathsome little shit’.

is a cunt.

Another in my occasional series,The BBC Ethnic Sob Story , today’s tragedy is all about paki wimmin not being allowed to exercise,initially by Racism and some undefined fear of going outside but in reality because their husbands don’t want them to..

Luckily the council has thrown some money their way so now the be-sheeted downtrodden “female masses can go swimming with the blinds closed and security on the door..

Just in case a blind lunatic has escaped from the nearest mental asylum and wants to offend their modesty..

The mind boggles..

Anyway have a look if you dare..

A sorry tale of deprivation and institutional racisms indeed.

Dear me.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

Yet again the Princess Tony has fallen in the sewer and come up smelling like Julian Clary. Trump, in one of his more demented moments, has decided that warmonger Blair, who led the UK to war on a false prospectus in 2003, thanks to his pissed as a fart lacky, Alistair Campbell, is the ideal man (“man”?) to bring peace to the Middle East. As Jules Styne put it:

Curtain up
Light the lights
You got nothin’ to hit but the heights
You’ll be swell, you’ll be great
I can tell, just you wait
That lucky star I talk about is due
Honey, everything’s comin’ up roses
For me and for you

This idea seems as deluded as one of Joe Biden’s at the height of his senility.

As for Blair, the daft old cunt who looks like a quare retired ladies dress designer, he will be licking his lips to think how much more money he will manage to blag, and the “contacts” he will make. But for what? – he looks like a decomposing corpse. Some of the papers this morning sees the old motherfucker grinning at his own inanity, but the BBC like the stateswoman look. The embalming fluid can’t disguise how poofy and raddled the old areslicker looks. His cadaver is rotting quicker than Pat McFadden’s.

What both Trump and Netanayhu forget is that though they might approve of old nancy boy, he will go down like a ton of shit in Gaza, Blair, money, power and (self) “importance”. What could possibly go wrong?. He will probably find a job for Mandy, when in truth both should retire to the Old Poofs Home in Mincing Lane.

Blair, the un flushable turd.

are cunts, aren’t they?

What kind of peasant breaks the law to kill swans? Well, whenever one reads these accounts, the same old izlam names appear.

Some pretend this isn’t happening. Is that like the muslamic grooming gangs that didn’t happen? What a coincidence; it’s the same stinky rodents.

We have immigrants in this country who blatantly flount the laws. They know it’s illegal, but they enjoy destroying our beautiful animals. Nasty, feral, shitting-in-the-street, bird-grilling cunts. These parasitic animals should be in cages, and I’m not talking about the swans.

What next to go missing in your neighbourhood? Ducks? Horses? Cats? Dogs?

Enjoy your kebab. Extra sauce.

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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

is a cunt

In 1898 colonel John Patterson was commissioned with the undertaking of kenyan-ugandan railway.

Colonel Patterson was every inch a Englishman.
Straight of back,
Can do attitude
Pith helmet
A true product of the British empire 🇬🇧

They laid 100 mile of track in the African bush and came to a river where they had to build a bridge.

This place was called Tsavo.
First night 2 natives go missing.

No problem, plenty more.
Next night same again.
And so one for 9months.

Two lions were eating the the foreign labour.

They ate 135
Till colonel Patterson shot the blighters.

I learnt this from a tv show hosted by American Josh Gates.

I like Josh, great bloke!
Funny, interesting,
Nice bloke.

But he got a train in Mombasa.
The station was fuckin spotless!!
No litter, crisp packets or McDonald’s wrappers.

The train was brand new!
Immaculate.
Better than the shite we have.
And big seats wth legroom and staff in nice uniforms.

I thought Africa was on its arse?
They are better off than us.
Wakandas fuckin real lads.

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.