are cunts.

Sean McGhie is a Scottish removal man.
Hes fruity as fuck.

Anyway he fell out with his boss who wouldn’t buy him a hamburger and has successfully been awarded £5,500 in compensation.

His boss must be fuckin puddled.
Not only would i not employ a screeching arsebandit id not interview the little flamer.

Heavy manual labour.
His wrists will be weak.

Thats not me being homophobic.
I wouldn’t employ sooties, ramjams, carpetkissers, squints, japs, yanks, moose fuckers, cripples, midgets, speccy twats,
The list is endless.

No malice, but im running a business not fucking pride weekend.

But i would of bought him a burger im not tight like his boss.

Flame on!!!

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt link by Unkle Terry.

People with no spatial awareness who are completely oblivious to everything going on around them.

I go to the supermarché. 2 people are walking in front of me as I go through the entrance. They both just randomly stop right inside the entrance causing me to nearly go into the back of them. They stand there debating and deliberating over some trivial bullshit while blocking the barriers to get in.
Blood pressure starts to increase. “Excuse me!” I say. “Oh err sorry” they say. Walking down one of the aisles and a family walks down 4 a-side down the aisle. I stand my ground. Eventually they realise and one of them steps behind the others.

Down another aisle. I don’t know why people do this but a person ahead decides to turn their trolley sideways blocking the aisle and then does a u-turn.

Getting more annoyed now.

Further along and a group of people gathering what appears to be their entire family for a reunion down one of the aisles blocking it.

People with a scan as you shop gun, but forget to scan as they shop so go to the till anyway with a massive trolley full of stuff.

People who only have their phone or watch to pay with like their Dick Tracy or something.

People who stop at the top an escalator also piss me off.
How can you not know where you’re going. It takes ages to get to the top of the escalator. Plenty of time to decide. There’s only a couple of options sometimes. FFS.

I hate shopping. I’d have it delivered but I’m too tight to pay for it and they substitute weird shit with your order. Like when they don’t have the right dog food, so they send a chew toy instead. WTF?

The only link I could find is American I believe, I say, I believe naaaah boooy!!

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Nominated by Harold.

is a cunt.

I should like to venture an nomination on this esteemed site.

Most Popular Boys & Girls Names (2024)

As the story says, the most popular names for children born in 2024 in England and Wales have been released, with Athena and Yahya making it into the top 100 for the first time.

Guess what tops the list of boys’ names for the second year running?
Yep, Muhammad.

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Are we surprised?

No Adolph and no Rastus then.

As for `unusual` names (where the `parents` got so full of booze and class-A drugs whist mesmerized by total shite on the TV / interweb) there are, for the boys: Cuthbert, Crispin, Awesome and Beckham, and for girls: Orchid, Poem, Sicily and Everest.

So, welcome to the Islamic State of the Disunited Kingdom.

Shit be upon us.

Vent your spleens, cunters.

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Nominated by snigger-snigger.

is a cunt.

Our Heroic Leader has given Israel an ultimatum…do as he says or he’ll jolly well report them to the U.N,pat his chums in Hamás on the back for a job well done and “recognise” the State of Palestine.

I’m certain the IDF will now immediately pack up and go home,leaving those nice peaceful Palestinians to continue the wonderful work they’ve done to improve their “homeland”.

History says otherwise but,as we know,a towering international statesman like P.M Starmer can turn any situation around with his iron resolve and courage to tackle any problem head on,with clarity and vision.

What a man.

What a leader.

What a cunt.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Below is a Nomination by Harold which seems to fit well here. C.A.

Recognising a Palestinian State

Our much loved – sorry – loathed PM is now ‘threatening’ Israel that if they don’t meet certain ‘conditions’, them he will recognise a Palestinan State by September.

For a start, no surprise he is prioritising the probems of others (i.e: foreigers) over his own country and people.

Then there’s this ‘Palestinian State’. Why doesn’t Starmer and all those other leftie Hamas bumming cunts also officially recognise Brigadoon? How about Wheelie World? Or Narnia? Then there’s the land Jamie’s magic torch took him to every night? No? What, they don’t exist? Neither does an official Palestinian bloody State. Haven’t these pricks learned from Iraq and Afghanistan that these shitholes and their inhabitants are sod all to do with us, and it only ends badly for us. Usually by military graves or acts of terrorism. They refer to us as infidels and ‘Briteesh Pigs’ anyway. So why recoginse them at all?

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Why is she a cunt, she was the hero of the Euro final against Spain, providing the cross for the equaliser and scoring the winning penalty. She also scored the winner in the last Euros final.

The answer is she said she was so proud to be English, can’t write the English off and then in an interview with Alex Scott on the stage in front of Buck House said it feels so fucking special – how dare she be proud to be English, fucking blonde and white, hasn’t she had the memo, English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 is racist.

I am joking, this girl has more fucking bottle than the entire fucking men’s team put together, came back after a very serious knee injury in 2020 being out for just under a year, was written off by the critics but she has English blood flowing through he veins. Yes English blood (you know, real English not the new multicultural shite).

Ok its womens football, sorry

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Nominated by Sick of it.