*** STOP PRESS…BONUS CUNTING…2 MORE TO FOLLOW LATER TODAY ***

I find nature fascinating, but a total solar eclipse is commonplace and in my opinion, quite boring.

They occur regularly, twice a year is normal and they have happened up to 5 times in a year.

If you are determined to see them and don’t mind travelling to remote areas then you will see a total eclipse more often than a Christmas dinner.

The phenomenon that I have found interesting in the past is that the birds stop singing for the minute or so of the eclipse and the dogs stop barking.

Interesting, but not so much as to make me go out of my way to experience it.

Our closest big city is Valencia which is right in the path of totality.
However, the eclipse will happen just before sunset and people have been advised to travel to nearby Castellón where there is a clearer, unobstructed view, with no tall buildings.

For the past week we have been given dire warnings.
Don’t look directly into the sun.

I don’t think that it’s possible for anyone to look directly into the sun.
Your reflex reaction would be to look away, to shut your eyes or at least shade them.
Nobody can possibly sit looking into the sun directly.

You don’t need to warn anyone not to hold their hand in a fire.
Even the most stupid of people have a reflex, self preservation mechanism.

So the warning is daft and unnecessary.

But some fucking cunt has decided that all the overhead motorway signs are changed today.
Instead of warning about broken down vehicles, nearby roadworks, danger of wildfires or traffic speed cameras ahead, all the signs are telling us not to drive while wearing eclipse glasses.

For fuck’s sake!

Total solar eclipses are a load of astral wank.

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Nominated by : The Artful Cunter

is a cunt.

Morrisons need a cunting.

They have barely got the Back to School merchandise on the shelves ( poor kids hadn’t even broken up for the Summer ), but at least they anticipated it two weeks before the Summer break started

But I’ve been to my local Morrisons today with Younger for our weekly shop, and was gobsmacked to see Christmas selection ‘boxes’ by the self-service checkouts.

I was even more astonished, when I took the basket back, to see a fucking chocolate Advent calendar for sale.

They haven’t even got the Halloween shite on display yet, but Santa has already made an appearance!

I think I’m going to have to boycott Morrisons. Cadburys chocolate is shite anyway, but to have it right by the tills in July, well, it’s a “No, No, No” from me, mate.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

“During the heatwave, I’ve got a high level of anxiety all the time and I’m pretty much useless,” she told the BBC. “I’ve had to leave bedtime when my husband reads [my kids] stories to have a little cry and to calm down, because it’s just too hot in their room and I’m afraid for them.”

Tavia has “Climate anxiety”… A 2022 study from the University of Bath estimates that about 4.6% of people in the UK have climate anxiety, which is recognised as a form of mental distress by professional bodies and the NHS. Young people and women are among the groups most at risk, according to a study published in 2025.

Tavia goes on,and on,to say”you can try to do something. I sign petitions during a heatwave; I organise climate community events; I run a free children’s clothes swap shop. During the last heatwave, I finally became vegetarian, because then I can tell my kids at least I tried.”

A Triumph of common sense indeed.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

are a cunt.

Speaks for itself, really. I just spotted it for the 2nd time in a short while … and as per link rule am attaching the story, though NOT to belittle the dead woman… who was described as Sergeant so & so in the opening sentence in the link ; but died NOT ever having been referred to as ‘Sergeant’ while alive. So, what’s the point?

‘What a lovely gesture’, some cunts might proffer.

What a twee, easily distracted species, I’d counter.

Reading between the lines of the account of how she came to be ex-alive, I suspect there may not very much of ‘The Sarge’ in the pine box.

So this promotion, then. Just a variation of using ‘passed away’ in lieu of ‘dead’ so everyone involved feels a little better? .. Like how what used to be called ‘death notices’ in local papers are now called ‘family notices’.

Keys-jangling for the lesser-thinking?

Anyways. Surely this nommed behaviour is only an army thing. Wouldn’t it look silly if some assistant manager at a McDonalds choked to death on a Big Mac, and they posthumously promoted him or her to ‘manager’ before the funeral?

Odd.

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Nominated by Cuntemall.

“US fast-food chain Taco Bell is removing lettuce from its menu in some states after investigations found it could be linked to an outbreak of explosive diarrhoea caused by a parasite”

I’ve never liked lettuce and can’t see the point of it,furthermore I’ve always suspected that it causes the shits and luckily the boffins at Taco Bell Laboratories have proved me right,again.

“Do not eat food items with shredded iceberg lettuce from Mexico served at Taco Bell locations in Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, and West Virginia,” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) said..

Which just goes to show lettuce,particularly Yank lettuce,which appears to be from Mexico thus adding to the problem,is a cunt.

Although the evils of lettuce have only recently been proven by the eminent scientists at Taco Bell,we should all be grateful for their pioneering work in this dangerous field.

I’ve also heard rumours that some kebabs have lettuce in them but Taco Bell have so far been silent on whether this can also cause explosive diarrhea.

BBC News?

Any suggestion that lettuce has caused Lord Siddique Khan to look like he has just been dug up has been refuted the Green Party.

Be On Your Guard.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry