is a cunt.

Here’s a tiny window into a tiny example of the worldwide curse. A teacher, realising the little cunts in his class were submitting homework essays a whole level above their everyday shit standard of being, snuck a command in white text to their end of year exam questions – centred on the industrial revolution – the command being to mention Madagascar in a non-sequitur fashion somewhere in the essay/answers. If the kids did the work, there would be no mention but if they ran it through A.I., .. there would. The teacher said he expected up to ten of the little shits in his class of 35 to be caught out.

It was slightly more, it turned out.

32 of the lazy will-never-be-worth-a-fuck-at-anything little cunts : and not only were they lazy enough to have A.I. to do the work, but they never even glanced over what it spat out before handing it up .. thus the papers coming in with phrases such as

“Madagascar wore a toaster to a basketball game” & “Madagascar purple bicycle whispers to the ceiling”.

Skiving at school some bit was something we all did, of course .. but it’s on a different scale now.

‘I believe the children are the future’ sang Whitney Houston… ‘Teach them well and let them lead the way’ …. actually, on second thoughts maybe Whitney isn’t the best choice of role model to be drawing anything to aspire-to from …

Ahhh, fuck the lot of ’em.

Cunt away, folks …

nypost

Nominated by Cuntemall.

are such cunts.

A lot of weighty noms recently and absolutely nothing wrong with that. On a lighter note modern motor cars are such cunts. I’m not talking EVs here. The downsides of those are legion and known universally now which is why they are unsaleable. But the junk that’s on proper cars which ranges from pointless and irritating to positively fucking dangerous beggars belief. Fucking systems which try to take over the steering and braking, hill start assist, ESP which comes in hard when you’re in a position my thirteen-tear-old grand-daughter could handle, do fuck off. I retired in 2020 but even before then I was accustomed to spending an hour in the handbook of a new company hack finding out how to disable all this shit. Annoyingly, some of it had to be switched off each time you started the car. And top of the heap, touch screens! Which moron with a sub-saharan IQ and no driving licence thought that one up? I even had a company car which had what was described by the manufacturer as a haptic pad. This was a pad by the handbrake on which you were expected to draw letters as you were driving! I confess I hadn’t the nerve ever to try it.

Then we come to the engine and transmission. The politicos brought in incentives to persuade people to switch to diesel engines. They realised later that diesels are inherently dirty. Rather than lose face and admit they fucked up they gave us those inventions of Satan himself, the diesel particulate filter and the dual mass flywheel. Short term fix and a longer term route to a repair bill which will have you in tears. Then they fitted DMFs to petrol engines. FFS why? The other device now almost universal is the turbocharger. That combined with direct injection which causes your inlet valves to coke up saves you small amounts of petrol. When you get the bill for fixing the damage caused you will wish you had never seen the fucking car.

I recently replaced my ’51reg Mondeo which I had run for fifteen years and which had finally succumbed to the tin worm, with an ’11 reg Focus. Do I feel like the poor relation or hard done by? What do you think?

top gear

Nominated by arfurbrain.

is a cunt.

At last some fucker has blown the whistle on effniks selected purely on colour. We see it in the police, on telly and throughout the public sector. Politics too – Lammy anyone? Diane Abbot?
This ‘professor’ who seemingly copied his thesis and fabricated his CV was appointed without proper checks. Well, he’s black innit.
Of course this is racist, trial by media and probably autistic. I think that’s a full house.
And the irony is that competent effniks are done a disservice by this virtue signalling bullshit.

bbcnews

Nominated by Cuntable Cuntbubble.

is a cunt

Penny pinching supermarket cunts offering unripe fruit is a total scam. Sure, it looks okay on display in the green basket thingies, But it is rock hard, and stubbornly stays that way in the kitchen Three or four days later you go to enjoy your delicious peaches, nectarines, apricots or plums, only to find they have gone rotten.

I once managed to catch some nectarines just before they went rotten, but they were tasteless and almost juice free. Fucking revolting. Apparently there is some sort of chemical reaction related to the packaging and processing that causes this.

‘Ripen at Home’ shit is, of course, just another sign of the cuntry going to the dogs. Nobody can be arsed to do anything properly. My Nan would have laughed if the green grocer had offered her unripe peaches. Of course nowadays, most of the population live on a fruit and veg free diet of chiggun, kebabs, and smack.

PS I have left avocados out of this cunting because, for some reason they ripen okay.

spectator

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

is a pile of cunt.

“The Conservatives have said they would end the provision of social housing for foreign nationals in England if they win power at the next election.

The party said ending new tenancies for all foreign nationals, as well as current tenancies for couples where neither person is a UK, Irish or EU citizen, would free up an estimated 228,144 homes for British families”

No they won’t.

The alleged Conservative Party is rammed full of failed liberal Democrats who love nothing more than imported cheap labour,electric vehicles and kissing wóg arses.

This new “policy” has garnered much press coverage,as though nobody has ever heard “tough talk” on immigration before,its such a novelty!

The bureaucracy of such a plan could never work in the pansified Modern Britain should it ever seemingly get off the ground.

What it is is just another flabby lie by an absolute shower of lightweight cunts.

Abduls rubbish strewn rat infested back garden Oven.

Cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.