Claudia Winklecunt is to host a new BBC chat show.

Oh, fucking great. Just what the television – and the nation – needs.

We will now be seeing even more of this evil haired ugly bint. The Furby in a Richard III wig is unpleasantly ubiquitous as it is. Now, it’s going to be unbearable.

Also, the obscene knacker crushing eye watering ‘wages’ she will get out of license payers is also diabolical.

And, will it be a serous talk show, like Parkinson or Wogan? Will it fuck.
It will be a ‘for laughs’ props riddled load of childish innuendo and puerile shite a la Jonathan Woss and Graham Norton. In fact, the team behind Norton’s show are also doing Winklecunt’s series. Say no more.

British television – and especially the BBC – needs a much required kick up the arse and shot in the arm. But, instead it just gets worse with crap like this. They get rid of one obnoxious offensively overpaid cunt (Lineker), And, then they just get another one.

Don’t pay the license fee. Because this is where it goes.

bbcnews

Nominated by Norman.

is a cunt.

Crikey. Four dead and others fighting for their lives. Appears that some wanker was driving at 122mph in a 30 zone, on the wrong side of the road, and then had a head on collision. Speaking as a motorcyclist, it’s thick cunts like these inbreds who make me wonder if I should jack it in. Although, being in a car wouldn’t help in this situation. Shithole Bolton. Good old Fred Dibnah in his 15mph, coal-fired steam engine – eat your heart out, squire.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Anglo Saxon.

‘January, sick and tired you’ve been hanging on me’. So sang Scottish pop warblers Pilot back in the 70s, and I know how they felt.

The festive season is over and done, and the long slide through the year’s most miserable month begins. It’s a procession of dismal, dreary, dank days, each one of which gives way to a long, dark, cold night. There’s pissing rain and sleet, bitter wind and gales, snow, fog and ice. There are freezing hands, feet, noses and ears. Don’t forget coughs, colds and flu. It’s a cornucopia of delights.

And yet there are those who’ll tell you how much they like this time of year; ‘oooh, I love to draw the curtains, make a big pot of tea, and snuggle down in front of the fire to watch Emmerdale and Corrie’.

As the wife would say, ‘get tae fuck’. I can feel a bad attack of SAD creeping over me like a suffocating blanket. If I was a bear, I’d be hibernating for six months. The winter sucks. That goes double for January.

Daily Express.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

is a cunt.

Just when you thought he was on his last legs, Elton John makes a miraculous comeback.
Having been out of the limelight for all of 6 months, it appears that Fat Reg needs the attention of his adoring public once again. Not to mention their hard earned cash.
Reg and his ‘husband’ David, have produced an alcohol free fizz to help them with their teetotal lifestyle of dinner parties and whatnot.
Apparently, they liked it so much that they thought it would be a nice idea to flog it in Sainsbury’s at 10 quid a pop.
Certainly a great idea if your the ones raking in the profits.
Most 75 year olds with something north of one hundred million in the bank wouldn’t bother, but people like him can’t help themselves. They can never earn enough.
And to cap it all off. Far from Glastonbury being his ‘final’ performance, he’s playing the rock in Rio festival this summer.
Doubtless for another fat cheque.
That’s if he lives that long.
Which he fucking well will, without a doubt.
I fear we’ll never be rid of him.

standard

Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.

The chief wooden top and his underlinings were hauled up in front of a parliamentary committee to justify banning Maccabi fans from attending the match against Aston Villa.

Lots of fucking waffle gold command, silver command, bronze command, word salads, intelligence (obviously missing) public safety and so on.
MPs skirting around the issue, why couldn’t one of them just cut to the chase.

‘You were scared of upsetting the P*ki mob and scared that you might have to front up to them in riot gear so looked for any excuse to stop the Maccabi fans from going to match’

PS, the chief wooden top sounds like a right fucking pansy.

Sky news

Nominated by Sick of it and further info by Unkle Terry and Cuntstable Cuntbble below.

Craig Guildford is a cunt.

The encapsulation of the higher echelons of the Police Farce, willing to lie to cover up for his cowardice in banning a footballing contest involving Israeli team Maccabi Tel Aviv..

All because “The decision to bar Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from attending a match against Aston Villa in November was due to safety concerns, according to West Midlands Police.”..

The safety concerns are that hundreds of terrorist loving ragheads would have been out on the hunt for Israelis to murder, whilst the police no doubt fucked off elsewhere looking for sad cunts using AI to make topless images of Yvette Cooper.

It’s appeasement of the islamist mob,a core Labour vote(for now) and yet another low point for a police force heavily indoctrinated by woke ideology.

A final quote from Home Office minister Alex Norris is the final nail in this rotten coffin of lies..

“Home Office minister Alex Norris said ministers would wait for the report before making a judgment on “how to go forward” regarding Craig Guildford’s future.”

Arse kissing Quisling faggőts.

Oven.

The censorship of the evil amongst us.

”Police chief retires over Israeli fans ban row”

Now what was this really about?

There was a very real risk of disorder and even death at this football game. The scum that pass for police nowadays covered up the real threat by fabrication. The Jewish fans were therefore the problem, naturally.

However the actual threat came from the barbaric cult of hatred – Islam. The cops knew this but as is trendy nowadays, blamed Israel and the Israelis.
We are ignoring the real problems – terrorism, grooming, mistreatment of women, rape and sexual assault because we seek to pacify the moslems.
I fucking despair. And the majority of the MPs that sit for Labour will support this pacification.