are cunts.

I’m a miserable cunt, bitter about the world and everyone in it. I have to work 7 days of the week to keep a business running, dealing with bullshit from staff and customers on a daily basis. This is while living in a country run by Stalinists who want to fuck me for all the tax they can get (and give to workshy scum of all shades), and who want to tell me I’m an evil capitalist exploiter and I should be allowed to be sued at every opportunity by lazy narcissistic tribunal trigger happy arseholes who are empowered to cause businesses endless stress whilst simultaneously complaining there’s no jobs out there. I am surrounded by lefty cunts who want to hector me about how I need to be kind to trannies, darkies, carpet kissers, immos, neuro diverse skivers, eco grifters and hirsute dungaree wearing lesbian wheelchair users.

The result of this deeply hate filled relationship with life is that, in the tiny moments of privacy I enjoy away from all of this bullshit, I want to do just what the fuck I want and not be beholden to any cunt. I want to choose where I want to be, who I want to be there with, what I want to spend my money on, what conversations I want to have and with whom, AND what crap I want to acquire for my enjoyment.

This is why I not only do not like receiving gifts from people, I positively fucking resent it. I am writing this on a Sunday morning when I have a rare opportunity to have a coffee and have some playtime on isacunt without anyone bothering me. I’m dressed only in my tattered grundies, I’m unwashed, a shocking fucking mess, and I don’t give a fuck. But one of my members of staff messages me and asks if I’m at home. What the fuck. I ask the missus what this is about, she looks guilty. She realises that she was chatting to the employee in question on Friday as he was going to London on the weekend where his brother in law is a chef in an upmarket restaurant, and he produces some top notch cakes which she politely said sounded wonderful. So, at 8.30am on the one day of the week when I might be expected to get some rest and peace and quiet, the demand is being made of me to get up, throw on some clothes, and be all fake happy and grateful. Fuck that, I’m not doing it. I said to him leave it on the doorstep, sorry I’m not in a state to receive you. He quietly drops the parcel off, a Harrods bag with cake and all sorts of goodies in it, and quietly slopes off. The missus goes and retrieves it and shows me what a cunt I am for not even managing to go and say thanks to him.

So I have, without consultation, been put in the invidious position of either doing something I don’t want to do on my morning off, or being a rude and ungrateful cunt. All for some additional shit in my life that I neither asked for nor wanted.

Whenever anyone gives me a gift I don’t fucking want it, and I consider it an arrogant liberty to demand I pretend to be happy and grateful for this gross imposition on my misery. Take your fucking gifts and stick them up your arses, I’m not gonna be happy and grateful for any cunt.

oregon live

Nominated by Balsamic Dave.

are cunts and full of cunts.

I’ve just read the music journo equivalent of slurry, fawning over that talentless trollop Charlie XCX in a review of her recent performance at Reading Festival.

“She commanded the stage with a singular focus and was bolstered by a live band in places and a group of dancers; the result was a statement of epic proportions.”

Put your crayon away you intellectual midget and let us reflect here for a moment. Back in the day when I was a festival going kid, Reading was headlined by legends, The Stones, The Yardbirds, The Animals, The Who, Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac, Cocker, Beck, Marmalade, just a few of the genuine talents to have graced the stage at Reading. What do we have now? A karaoke act with her growler hanging out of her pants. It’s not good enough, note in that review the words, ‘bolstered by a live band IN PLACES’. All I can say is that Gen Z are easily pleased, mind, most of them seem to be as thick as a fucking breeze block. Cunts!

Nominated by Benito Cuntolini.

is a cunt.

“Two Frankfurt Airport workers have died of malaria after a rare outbreak led to six employees contracting the serious infection spread by mosquitoes.

It is believed the mosquitoes arrived at Germany’s busiest airport on a plane, according to German public health officials, triggering an outbreak which was first detected in July.”

Was it a flight from Birmingham?

“The Robert Koch Institute – a German federal government agency and research institute for disease control and public health – previously said the four employees fell ill between 4 and 6 July and the mosquitoes were brought in by plane.

The institute said malaria in Germany almost exclusively affects long-haul travellers who were infected in malaria-endemic areas, and that malaria transmitted within a German airport is rare.”..

Malaria is a parasitic cunt,from the shitholes of the Third World to a Beer Hall in a few hours.

Achtung! Ze Lockdown!

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

I wish to retract my nomination of “Modern-Day Glaciers” Posted on April 16, 2026, stating that modern-day glaciers were soft puffs.

Well apparently, one of the cunts just burst and took out several hundred Chink-like mongs + a few Tarquins & Gemimas on spiritual journeys trying to `find themselves` in the tranquillity of the Nepalese mountains.

… I rather think they’ll find themselves buried beneath several thousand tons of ice, slush, rock and other assorted effluvia.

Hey, China – that`s climate change for ya!

bbcnews

Nominated by Sam Beau.

are cunts.

Remember when a reprehensible cunt would play the pity me, the old mental ‘elf ‘defence’ ; looking for what I always knew as a ‘not guilty by reason of temporary insanity’ verdict.

It’s how that Vince Li guy – for example – got to walk a free man from an institution in under 10 years for beheading & part cannibilizing a stranger on a bus in 20 years ago.

Well .. it seems ‘temporary insanity’ must be offensive to some crowd of cunts (murderers, nutters?) .. cos #1 I just read about the trial of the Massachusetts woman that strangled her 3 kids to death .. and one of the jury options is ‘not guilty by reason OF … “lack of criminal responsibility”. And #2 when I went to check my bona fides on the cannibal thing, it’s been retro-written to say he was found “Not Criminally Responsible” .. and it even offered a helpful bracketed (NCR) by some bunch of soft touches in *that* scenario.. for the knifing, the decapitation, the spot of human-lunch. Not insane, then? .. 🤔

Looking for something as a link, I found *this* fucking crowd of ambulance-chasers claiming if someone claims ‘NCR’ … that should be enough to spare them standing trial at all.

Dystopian Days. Unless you’re partial to a spot of actual murdering I suppose.

crossanhanratty

Nominated by Cuntemall.