is a cunt.

Specifically: Lupita Nyong’o, Paapa Essiedu and Jodie Turner-Smith.
Fuck these three pieces of shit.
To wit:
Lupita Nyong’o as ‘Helen of Troy’ in the upcoming Christopher Nolan pretentious wankfest: I’m pretty sure that when Homer envisaged ‘the face that launched a thousand ships’, he didn’t have Bluepeter Umbongo in mind, otherwise he might’ve unwittingly written the first draft of ‘Planet of the Apes’.
Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape in the upcoming Harry Potter series: when people think of Snape, the image of Alan Rickman is in their mind’s eye, no-one else. Rowling specifically described him as white in the books. It’s going to look pretty funny when James Potter lynches this fuzzy-wuzzy, as happened in the book.
Jodie Turner-Smith as Anne Boleyn, for fuck’s sake!
Nothing more needs to be said about this travesty.
All of these sootıes have had abusive backlash, all of it 100% earned. They must’ve known what the general white consensus would’ve been at the deliberate destruction of our culture and history.
I hope ‘The Odyssey’ fails miserably.

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Nominated by Thomas the Cunt engine, link by Unkle Terry.

Apparently it’s quite fashionable to ingest frog poison as part of a “cleansing ceremony”..

Sometimes this is lethal.

“WELLNESS coach is feared to have died after trying a drug made from the poisonous skin of an Amazonian tree frog.

Kristian Trend, 40, is reported to have taken the drug known as Kambo in a “cleansing” ceremony before collapsing in his flat last month.”

Oh dear.

It seems going for a walk in the cuntryside and drinking some water isn’t quite enough for some people.

The Stun.

No doubt it’ll be available on Our NHS soon.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Here’s one that didn’t make much of a splash in the press ( see what I did there?) until the idiots were intercepted and taken to Israel where, what a surprise, they were detained.

Apparently a senior Israeli official made some derogatory remarks about these “activists ” who were attempting to breach the Israeli blockade to deliver “a token amount of ” aid to Gaza yet again.

What did he say, I wonder? Was it no ham sandwich for you, perhaps?

How come its only in the news when an Israeli allegedly does something nasty, and not when a bunch of fucking idiots attempt something illegal and downright stupid?

Oh, I know! No Greta Doomgoblin aboard, therefore no news.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Speech/quotation marks are an enduring cunt representing the bottomless pit of declining journalism.

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Above link as an example, even the last bastion (chuckle) of the English language, the BBC is at it, low grade non journalists churning out probable AI powered stories absolutely full of speech marks.

Turning the blandest of non story into something supposedly newsworthy with the overuse of speech marks along the way, is it a mere reflection of the loss of English amongst English speakers or is it cunts thinking they are clever? I suspect both but leaning towards the former.

I also suspect saying “the former” would confuse em.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

are total cunts.

“Married At First Sight” is one of the latest excretions of reality TV ordure to befoul our sensibilities, the premise of which is a man and a woman who have never met before encounter each other for the first time at the altar and immediately get married. Let’s not even get in to the sheer moronic idiocy of the concept, but let’s address the motives of the participants submitting themselves to this spectacle; in particular the women.

These smooching, botoxed, social media socialites are doing this for one reason; fame. They fantasise about having their faces plastered across millions of tv screens, the foundation for launching a multi-million pound social media career as “an influencer”.

But they don’t evaluate the risks of the method by which they plan to achieve this end. What is “MAFS” really about? It’s
not some gaslighting bullshit about love and romance is it. It’s about shagging. The men aren’t participating because they’ve got some fluffy notion they’re going to meet their soulmate and life partner. They fancy boning one of the inevitably trim pert pretty young fillies that the casting director will have chosen to glamourise this circus.

And so it is revealed that several of the female contestants are now claiming they were raped. When reading their accounts, we learn that on meeting a strange man for the first time they get hitched to him and immediately jump in the sack; a forced actualisation of the tradition of consummation. Now it turns out that sometimes hubby decides he’s giving her one whether she likes it or not, because, surprise surprise, that’s what he came here for. And yet the ladies are surprised to learn that the men who’ve volunteered for this sham are sexual predators.

I am the father of a daughter and do not endorse women being sexually assaulted nor excuse the actions of the men in this case. But I have to ask the question; how far were these silly tarts willing to go in order to be famous, and have they considered the alternative path of attaining status and distinction through the old fashioned method of hard work and achievement?

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Nominated by Balsamic Dave.