
Yahoo.
Pity the Everton supporter, invariably having to live in the shadow of his illustrious neighbour. And when it looks like things might be on the up with a brand new stadium ready for next season, alas the club announces that it’s going to be named after a firm of blood-sucking, ambulance chasing spivs. Needless to say, their fans are not best pleased.
Not that I can gloat, having suffered the indignity of St James’ Park being renamed the Sports Direct Arena by our fat cunt of a former owner. And it would be remiss of me not to mention lowly Witton Albion, not for its ground’s current name of Wincham Park, but for it’s previous life as the Bargain Booze Stadium. I shit you not.
So without further ado, I’d like to nominate the following as the three worst named English football grounds:
Third place goes to York City for the LNER Community Stadium. Kick-off is always delayed at York due to leaves on the pitch or the wrong type of snow.
Second place is Bolton Wanderers for the Toughsheet Community Stadium. If the fans aren’t happy with the team’s performance, the management’s attitude is well sorry, toughsheet.
But top of the pile has to be Cheltenham Town, who grace the turf at the EV Charger Points Stadium. Seriously. Let’s hope no match ever goes into Extra Time because the floodlights run out of charge after 90 minutes.
Anyway, back to Everton. I suppose the ‘Hill Dickinson Stadium’ is easier to say than the ‘Had an accident at work? You may be due compensation Arena’.
Do cunters know of anything as bad or worse than my choices?
Nominated by : Geordie Twatt