Many great things have come out of the US over the years. Rock & Roll music, the beer drinking hat and Donald Trump to name three but festering cat faeces Batman, what the fuckty fuck is spray cheese all about?

The cheese comes in a spray can but is not an aerosol. It squirts out like an oily greasy orange coloured dog turd, with a thick viscous quality sticking to everything like shit to a blanket as the brave or the foolish apply it to their food. It seems a very American thing too, instant readily available and convenient, like going to the fridge to slice some proper cheese is a chore as they squirt away with something cooked up from the devils anus.

Soldiers fighting foreign wars or students studying abroad often get sent food parcels from home with their favourite comfort food in them. Imagine getting sent this abomination? I’d be lobbing it back at the towelheads in Shitholistan along with the RPG’s.

I haven’t actually tried it myself so some input from the General or any other US based cunters would be handy to confirm or refute my slurs on an American food icon.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

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What, in the name all FUCK, does ANY of this SHIT mean … ?

Some time ago, I was born into this world of lovely innocent fluffiness.

Then, several decades later, it appears to have gone all `cunty-booby`*.

It`s truly a Kafkaesque metamorphosis – I went to sleep one night, then woke up the next day and discovered I was in this alternate reality.

Am I still living on the same planet as these sub-`humans`? or is the Darwinian hypothetical of Evolution truly regressing back into the `Cradle of Civilisation` ?

And this, on top of our completely sane and rational `elected` representatives across the planet trying hard determinedly kill us all.

I could go on for fucking EVER.

Perhaps one day we will regress back to amoebas and just spontaneously explode due to natural osmosis.

I am now truly fucked up.

Seriously, cunters, what the FUCK is going on?

*Bowie`s original album title of `hunky-dory`, before the drugs kicked in.

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Nominated by Sam Beau.

No not the comedy of jailbirds Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsdale.

The government has decided that porridge is a junk food and can’t be advertised till after the watershed.

Porridge, rolled oats, is my breakfast of choice.
It’s full of fibre, zero fat and sticks to your ribs on a cold morning setting you up for a days work.

Remember the Readybrek kid?
His healthy red glow like he’d had two week in Chernobyl?

Why has Labour decided it’s a junk food?
Because it’s NORMAL.
They’d prefer you to eat avocado or quinoa.
They hate normal.

I like my porridge lumpy.
Thick and lumpy and salted.

When Scotland finds out about this they’ll declare war.
And I’ll fight alongside them.
Its a religion in Scotland.

Fuck off Labour.
You granny killers.

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Ps
Some people put fruit in porridge.
And I suppose you technically could do that.
If you’re some sort of arsebandit.

Nominated by miserable northern cunt.

A second bowl of breakfast slops below from Cunt of Peeblesshire.

An unadulterated rolled oats seconding for porridge (porage for the purists) being designated a junk food under the advertising of junk foods ban, Cheers Jamie Oliver you fat lipped cunt.

Obviously gateway porridges such as ready brek and oat so sugary do come under the excessively sugared breakfast offerings category of not porridge but to ban porage in its pure form is somewhat questionable.

By this basis the bastardisation of bread should follow suit, a blanket ban on advertising what we accept to be bread now, but for added measure and this logic, we should also ban any advert for wheat!

I was about to cunt this ban on advertising porridge myself until I seen I could second it and have some other ideas about cunting the state of food in general which I will save for a seperate nom, But this ban is truly ridiculous.
Besides the fact adverts for Iceland and other places selling questionable if not cancer causing food exist and are allowed to advertise their self proclaimed food, To ban adverts for pure oats is ridiculous. Sure, any self respecting Scot will add a pinch of salt, lesser Scots and others will add fruit or honey (note the lack of ban of adverts for those) but still end up with a relatively healthy breakfast.

Included is possibly the only BBC link I will ever use that is to the point and without BBC agenda…

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One last time for the decrepit “leader” of the free world – that festering flyblown heap of accumulated filth, Joe Biden. He might be so demented that he shits himself in front of the Pope, but he is not so far gone he can’t remember to pardon his criminal son, Hunter.

The mad old cunt – America’s answer to Young Mr Grace is not quite as mad as he would like to have us believe.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

A short while ago I posted a nomination about the profound crisis emerging in the UK as a result of the sheer numbers of people piling in.

We can see how it’s shaping into a ticking time-bomb nightmare, bringing profound cultural and social changes which we are ill equipped to deal with; at the same time our health, housing, education and other vital services crumble under the ever-increasing strain.

Well here’s the latest good news. In the twelve month period ending June 2024, a total of 1.2 million people came to live here, 86% of them from countries outside the EU. That’s right; the equivalent of a city larger than Birmingham, in ONE year.

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Where are these people to live, I hear you say? Where are they to be looked after when they fall sick, where are the extra hospital beds, and consultants, GPs and dentists? Where are their children to be educated? Answers from the powers-that-be come there none. And remember, that’s ONE year’s influx.

And speaking of the powers-that-be, I see no real evidence of any desire or will to address this problem and act in the wider interests or wishes of the majority of the British population, who have long made it known that they have no wish to see the country overrun by hordes from everywhere under the sun. In fact, it seems to me that in some cases, there’s a failure to acknowledge that there even IS a problem, which is the biggest problem of all.

I would say that if this continues for much longer, we’ll be fucked, but in truth, I think that we’ve already passed the point of no return. Our so-called betters have stood by and presided over what in my view will prove to be a demographic catastrophe. There might be a bit of mithering talk from the ruling political class about ‘addressing the issue’, but it’s been this way for years, and next year will be the same, and the year after…

This isn’t going to end. Perhaps our rulers, and all the ‘migrants welcome’ loonies and wokies, will really only be happy when the country’s actually become another overrun third world shithole. Perhaps then they’ll be able to stop referring to people like me as ‘far-right, racist bigots’ for protesting about it. Me? I just want my country back. Ain’t going to happen though is it folks? Let me paraphrase our beloved Sadiq Khan, and say ‘Britain’s for everyone’. That’s everyone who can get here.

Rearrange the following into a well-known phrase or saying;

WE. FUCKED. ARE.

Nominated by Ron Knee.