The scûm at the BBC (147) and the Islamist massacre at Bondi Beach

Dear Aunty Beeb has outdone herself once more with yet another arse backwards “take” or opinion piece on the Islamic state attack.

This time it’s a lengthy discussion about the knotty problem of gun control and whether less guns is a good idea or not.

It’s my opinion that there is a raghead problem that needs strict control then removal,leave the guns where they are.

bbcnews

Fuck em.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Constant inquiries

Now they boil my piss, when someone who does not do your job sticks their nose in with a “should have done better attitude”.
It pretty much applies to everything in life it would seem apart from the people who really need looking into, who incidentally seem to be the people orchestrating these enquiry’s.
this little Jem caught my eye.

Sounds terrible doesn’t it, the cousins will remember Vietnam and hidden arms catches where the villages would wave you past and go get their stuff.
Same applies here, saves you getting shot in the back or them telling their mates that the boys are in town.
I wasn’t in that conflict, I was in one where logistics were a major issue, prisoner handling was not properly considered, they were expected to run away, but they didn’t.
So the problem came about with loose arms on the ground and the people who had been using them milling about.
What now? deplete the fighting force by leaving baby sitters behind? move on and hope they don’t change their mind and rearm? or the alternative.
That my friends is war, that is how it is conducted like it or not, and if you want to keep winning them that’s how you do it.
Afghanistan was by all a counts a fuck up where everyone looked at the other sides human rights in the mistaken belief that they would play nicely if we did.

Sky news

Nominated by Lord Benny.

Jake Paul

is a cunt.

Was he brave taking on Joshua or just a fucking idiot risking his life, I think the latter.

I watched the ‘fight’ on Netflix, Joshua spent most of the time chasing Paul around the ring, on the occasions he got close Paul grabbed on (usually around Joshua’s knees)
Finally Joshua landed a couple of good shots and that was it, in the sixth!

Paul must have thought he was a contender after his match with a 58 year old Tyson, but he must have known a 25 year old Tyson would have had him on the deck seconds after the first bell.

Lucky to have got away with a broken jaw, the daft cunt.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Sick of it.

Russia and the war in the Ukraine

is a cunt.

Russia and the war in Ukraine

These comments are consistently removed by BBC Have Your Say. What do Russia want from Ukraine? It’s costing them billions for no reason. We can speculate that they want their minerals and grain but they let Ukraine secede because it was costing them too much to run. Now they want it back. Russia is a vast and wealthy country, why do they want Ukraine back? Putin is the twilight of his years. The twat.

To comprehensively win this war Ukraine should make every effort to kill Putin and his friends. In war, why is it offensive to say kill generals and propagandists. Better that than these cowards killing civilians. Start with Margarita Simonyan, Vladimir Solovyov and Vladislav Surkov. Leave Putin the last man standing. This cunt has used chemical weapons on British soil in Salisbury. He can’t be trusted. The best chance they had for peace was when Yevgeny Prigozhin marched on Moscow but we all know what happened to him. I read that private jets were flying out of Russia in the days when that was happening.

They should sink oligarch’s yachts moored overseas. Putin would last a week and he’d be “replaced” but we probably want pro-western leadership in Russia.

Nominated by Anton Pillar.

Lenny Henry (13)

is a cunt.

Well gwapple me gwapenuts, it’s everyone’s favourite race grifter. Sir Lenward is returning to Stand Up in 1 hour 50 minutes of side-splitting hilarity.. A ‘comedian’ who built his career on the basis of one funny joke he told on a kids TV programme in 1978, and now Professor of Racial Grievance Studies at Dudley College of Bricklaying.

Self-hating, bourgeois, lefty simpletons suffering post-colonial guilt will be queuing up to be white shamed. Featuring Lenward’s brilliant impersonations of David Bellamy, Frank Spencer and Trevor McDonald, and not forgetting his hilarious joke about us owing 18 trillion in reparations. Omg, the people in the audience will be suffering paroxysms of mirth. Yes, both of them.

On the other hand, perhaps everyone could just save up to £49.50 and give the chippy racist cunt a miss.

Warwick art

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.