is a cunt. Stop adding isn’t she ok or I will bin it. I have said before, but for clarification this is a nomination page not a fucking rhetorical quiz. C.A.
What the dickens is this thing? Imagine the least feminine woman you can. It looks like somebody stuck a maltezer on top of a withered marmoset monkey and used twiglets as arms. Not being quite ugly enough, she wears a lezza ring through both snot-nostrils. Street, inni’.
She was in some Wizard of Oz spinoff and is now playing Jeezus in Jesus Christ Superstar. Erivo said that her performances in are inherently political simply because she is a black, queer woman…. zzzzzz.
Apparently, she was born in London. Her full name is Cynthia Chinasaokwu Onyedinmanasu Amarachukwu Owezuke Echimino Erivo. That must be Anglo-Saxon. Despite being… erm, British, she’s taken roles that are African American. Isn’t that a bit cultural appropriating? When can I throw my name into the ring to play MLK? When can I audition for junkie Whitney Houston? Can I safely prepare for Lammy: The musical?
Just what we need in an overcrowded ugly/black/lezza world: another ugly/ black/ muffin-munching lipstick butch bulldog.
Nominated Captain Magnanimous, link by C.A.




