are cunts.

Travelling on the good old 08.21 omnibus from Quetta to Peshawar, it seems a Parking Stanley passenger grew irate because the driver was picking up too many passengers for his liking (or perhaps felt insecure about his sexuality what with travelling on a pink bus) and got into a ruck with the wheelman. Unfortunately for all onboard, our irate passenger decided to grab drives by the neck as he was negotiating a hairpin bend alongside a steep drop and the bus took a nosedive into the ravine killing 40 onboard. Now, we all know that the inhabitants of Pakistan are not known for their burgeoning intellect (Nobel prizes won – zero), but Christ on a pedalo, who is dumb enough to start fighting the driver of their transport on the edge of a cliff?? Too much mumbling from the Quran and not enough common sense taught in the local madrassa. So, get your hooter out of your well thumbed copy of ‘Choir Boy Monthly’ and learn some common dog. But my dear fellow cunters, as most of us know, every cloud has a silver lining, in this case, a little accidental birth control, which goes a long way in my opinion.

abc news

Nominated by Benito Cuntolini, link by Snigger Snigger.

The Home Office has announced plans for those who are granted “refugee status” to repay some of the immense cost of keeping the cunts.

People granted asylum in the UK will be required to pay back around £10,000 towards the cost of their accommodation and support once they start earning, the government has announced.

Adults who have sufficient funds will be asked to pay off the sum over time under new rules included in the upcoming Immigration and Asylum Bill, which will be put before Parliament on Tuesday.

Just wait for the millions to start rolling into the Exchequer…

“The plans will mean migrants working and earning a specific amount will be required to pay back a flat-rate sum, which is expected to be set at £10,000.

The Home Office has not determined how much they would need to earn before making monthly instalments.”

Oh dear.

“The University of Oxford’s Migration Observatory questioned how much money the government would actually be able to recoup through the system, pointing to the low rates of employment and earning among refugees.

Dr Madeleine Sumption said: “In 2023, for example, an estimated 13% of people granted refugee status five years earlier were earning at least £20,000, with the rest either not working or on lower earnings.”

So here we have it,by introducing this ridiculous “get tough” scheme the govt has unwittingly revealed just how workshy and fucking useless all the foreign trash really are.

No doubt the new P.M will make sure it only allies to anyone who earns over his salary.

Fuck off. Oven.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkel Terry.

Another blow for the Indian Tourist Board.

As is quite necessary when dealing with such subcontinental affairs the reader may wish to only read the following after taking medical advice and then praying with eyes closed..

“The first time Lowri Denman knew something was wrong was when she made the horrifying discovery of a metre-long tapeworm after going to the toilet.

“It looked absolutely disgusting, like Sellotape with like little ridges in it,” said the 42-year-old from Carmarthen.

It was the first symptom of neurocysticercosis, external, which left Lowri with 38 parasites in her brain causing extreme headaches, seizures and psychosis”

The madness of Ed Miliband now laid bare..

“After years of health struggles, the parasites have now calcified in Lowri’s brain.

“I’ve not had any surgery to actually take them out of my brain,” she said. “Apparently they just sort of die down and they calcify basically. So at this point they are now calcified.”

Dr Healy said Lowri had received treatment to “kill all the eggs and happily now seems to be out the other end”..

Indeed.

Never mind the appalling filth,flies,stupidity,corruption,mooning diseased faces of hordes of subhuman you can escape Heathrow and take a lovely trip to India instead.

“humans are infected by consuming food such as raw or undercooked pork, water contaminated with tapeworm eggs, or through poor hygiene practices.”..said Judith Chalmers yesterday.

Fuck off.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Look what’s coming. And it’s probably too fucking late.

‘The most popular names for babies born in 2025 in England and Wales have been revealed – with Lily moving up the charts into second place for girls.
Olivia held the top spot for the fourth year in a row for girls’ names and Muhammad topped the list for boys’ names for the third year running.’

Yes, Muhammed for the 3rd year running.
Labour, the woke and the half witted will destroy our country and western values within a generation.
The cunts.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A pilot jumped out of the door of a moving plane to his death, leaving the student he was teaching to fly to land the aircraft by herself.

Flight instructor Leandro Andrés Bertazzo, 42, was found dead following the incident, which took place in Toledo, central Argentina, on Saturday, according to a statement from the country’s public prosecutor.

Eduardo Álvarez, director of the Flying Parrot Córdoba flying school where Bertazzo worked, told TN that there were no signs that the pilot was planning to throw himself from the plane.

Quite remarkable.

It strikes me as most unfortunate that this wasn’t Keir Starmers first flying lesson,or indeed The Coćk of the North’s.

I’m safe to assume this rather strange caper will no doubt find its way into the Oxford English dictionary as the very epitome of a Cunts Trick.

CNN.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry