This old charmer has been incarcerted in one of HM Prisons (one of the few), and it seems poor litle Dahir had a pianful knee, so the [rison authorities were very kind to him and gave him some painkillers. Wasn’t that good of\them?. Well, no -ut wasn’t because they had the cheek to give this convicted sex offender (who looked at porn sites to improve his English) his medication during the fasting period in Ramadam, so the injured cowson decided to sue the authorties. Now had I been the judge, I would have told him to fuck off – you too, I imagine. Not this court. They upheld his complaint:

Just how\much more nonsence is this gormless government going to take from immigrants, full stop, still less sex criminals.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

As I write this, the Budget is a mere 24 hours away, so time for the, now traditional, drip, drip of information to whet the appetites of this government’s adoring public.
Aside from the obvious tactic of avoiding political suicide by freezing fuel duty, our esteemed chancer, sorry, chancellor, has come up with a sure fire solution to the cost of living crisis.
A reduction of taxes on foodstuff ‘staples’
Sounds fantastic.
Or is it?
According to the BBC, the list of products the government is removing tariffs on includes:

Baked beans
Garlic
Gherkins
Chocolate-coated wafers and waffles
Boiled sweets
Toffees, caramels and similar sweets
Citrus jams, marmalades and pastes
Throat pastilles and cough drops
Plant-based drinks including soya, nut, cereal or seed
Kerosene
Fertilisers

A tax reduction on fertilisers may offer some relief to beleaguered farmers, and the same on cereal products sounds sensible, but can you see anything else on that list that will help anyone outside of Islington?
Apparently, families could save up to a massive £21 a year.
That should help kick start the economy, shouldn’t it?
Is this cunt for real?
Sadly, it would appear he is.
Dear me.

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Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.

Are absolute cunts.
The latest round of of stupidity by this bunch of useful idiots involved climbing all over the Battle of Britain memorial and stamping over the poppies laid there.

What the morons hope to achieve by this sort of behaviour, other than to alienate themselves still further, is mind boggling.
I’ll state the obvious and say, if it wasn’t for the few who fought off a German invasion by themselves, we’d be living in a regime where this sort of behaviour would be brought to a stop with live ammunition.

And part of me wishes that were the case.

The sooner these fuckwits enable Muslim rule in Britain, the sooner the brainwashed anti British women and gays will be executed anyway.

Who will they turn to for salvation?

MSN

Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

I’ve honestly never partaken of the herb except for one occasion, trying a ‘space cake’ in an Amsterdam Cafe. Wrong thing to do when your flight is four hours later and you have to get your bags from the top floor of a hostel and make your way to Schipol Airport.

Anyway, the amount of cunts that do it openly in the street. It’s not ‘big’ or ‘clever you cuntwits. It fucking STINKS and it just marks you out as unemployed and/or public sector worker parasites on society.

Also, I am a saddo and like to listen to ‘cryptid’ compilation stories on Shittube. As soon as one mentions ‘we were going somewhere to SMOKE i.e. use Mary Jane, I just skip or switch off.

‘Weed’ is filth for feeble-minded morons. I’m not condemning anyone for what they do in private, but it’s the louche attitude of those who think it’s a cool thing to do publicly and or brag about, specifically Lefties.

Kings College London News. (Link provided by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm

Sarah had a little lamb

And so did Rose and Rosa.

These three “activists “, who go under the banner of Animal Rising ( Rose is the director, what a surprise ) stole three lambs from Appleton Farm on the Kings Sandringham estate.

Having transported them to a sanctuary, they travelled to Windsor Castle to inform the authorities of their crime.

They have been found guilty of theft, following a jury trial, and sentenced to the usual community service.

They have expressed disappointment at the verdict, saying that the King would have consented to the rescue and the lambs deserve the chance of a long life .

Let me ask these halfwits, how do you know they wouldn’t have had one where they were?

Also, are you aware that, as convicted criminals, your job prospects have just shrunk? Or are Mommeh and Daddeh going to fund you until you marry a rich man?

Words fail me, so have at it.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.