Bristol pixie Carla Denyer

 

is a cunt.

Please, everyone spare a prayer for the Bristol pixie Carla Denyer.

She has had to take a leave of absence, on doctor’s orders.. for, wait for it burnout!!
She is a big cheerleader for fake illegal immigrants, so maybe one of those so called doctors wrote her a note..

Filling out expenses forms can be tiring, that’s probably why she has nine!! Yes nine assistants..

Maybe if the job is still that tough with all that help, you should step down..
Not when the taxpayers will pick up the bill for your extended summer holiday..

Maybe she can spend her time off toppling statues into the harbour and protesting about Palestinian, with all the other Bristol loons..

Just do your job, or fucking resign…

Carla Denyer to take leave of absence for burnout

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MP’s expenses.

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt

Black actors shoehorned incorrectly into white roles

 

is a cunt.

Specifically: Lupita Nyong’o, Paapa Essiedu and Jodie Turner-Smith.
Fuck these three pieces of shit.
To wit:
Lupita Nyong’o as ‘Helen of Troy’ in the upcoming Christopher Nolan pretentious wankfest: I’m pretty sure that when Homer envisaged ‘the face that launched a thousand ships’, he didn’t have Bluepeter Umbongo in mind, otherwise he might’ve unwittingly written the first draft of ‘Planet of the Apes’.
Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape in the upcoming Harry Potter series: when people think of Snape, the image of Alan Rickman is in their mind’s eye, no-one else. Rowling specifically described him as white in the books. It’s going to look pretty funny when James Potter lynches this fuzzy-wuzzy, as happened in the book.
Jodie Turner-Smith as Anne Boleyn, for fuck’s sake!
Nothing more needs to be said about this travesty.
All of these sootıes have had abusive backlash, all of it 100% earned. They must’ve known what the general white consensus would’ve been at the deliberate destruction of our culture and history.
I hope ‘The Odyssey’ fails miserably.

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Nominated by Thomas the Cunt engine, link by Unkle Terry.

The Kambo Detox


Apparently it’s quite fashionable to ingest frog poison as part of a “cleansing ceremony”..

Sometimes this is lethal.

“WELLNESS coach is feared to have died after trying a drug made from the poisonous skin of an Amazonian tree frog.

Kristian Trend, 40, is reported to have taken the drug known as Kambo in a “cleansing” ceremony before collapsing in his flat last month.”

Oh dear.

It seems going for a walk in the cuntryside and drinking some water isn’t quite enough for some people.

The Stun.

No doubt it’ll be available on Our NHS soon.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Yet Another Flotilla For Gaza


Here’s one that didn’t make much of a splash in the press ( see what I did there?) until the idiots were intercepted and taken to Israel where, what a surprise, they were detained.

Apparently a senior Israeli official made some derogatory remarks about these “activists ” who were attempting to breach the Israeli blockade to deliver “a token amount of ” aid to Gaza yet again.

What did he say, I wonder? Was it no ham sandwich for you, perhaps?

How come its only in the news when an Israeli allegedly does something nasty, and not when a bunch of fucking idiots attempt something illegal and downright stupid?

Oh, I know! No Greta Doomgoblin aboard, therefore no news.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Double Inverted Commas


Speech/quotation marks are an enduring cunt representing the bottomless pit of declining journalism.

BBC News?

Above link as an example, even the last bastion (chuckle) of the English language, the BBC is at it, low grade non journalists churning out probable AI powered stories absolutely full of speech marks.

Turning the blandest of non story into something supposedly newsworthy with the overuse of speech marks along the way, is it a mere reflection of the loss of English amongst English speakers or is it cunts thinking they are clever? I suspect both but leaning towards the former.

I also suspect saying “the former” would confuse em.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles