As if I need to point it out, Gary Lineker is a fucking cunt.

I debated whether it was going to be too dangerous for my health putting this nom up, the degree to which this smug, arrogant, arch jet of champagne socialist wank boils my piss.

But I simply could not let pass his sanctimonious declaration that he wishes to pay more tax, and, therefore, so should everyone else in his – or a better – financial position.

Firstly, if this odious cunt wants to voluntarily pay more tax no one is stopping him. Gary, here’s HMRC’s number, 0300 200 3300; they’ll be delighted to help you write out that cheque.

Secondly, this hypocritical turd was openly engaging in tax evasion during his tenure at the BBC, a fact that caused HMRC to take him to court for what they calculated was £4.9m in tax arrears. The judiciary being a communist fifth column, he got off on a technicality, and he certainly didn’t volunteer to hand over the £4.9m nonetheless.

Thirdly, if he can afford to pay more tax then that’s great, but the country can’t afford all of the wealth creators who invest, innovate, and generate prosperity, to be taxed to fuck. Left to their own devices, many of these people will create business, employment AND tax revenues, if incentivised to remain located in a supportive business environment. Tax them to fuck, and, unlike the rest of us, they can fuck off to a tropical island somewhere (as many of them are) and the treasury gets the square root of fuck all and the jobs that might have been aren’t.

Speak for yourself Gary, not the country. Oh and fuck off while you’re at it you tiresome jug-eared ignoramus cunt.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Balsamic Dave

There’s been a lot of press reports about criminals being released after serving 40% of their sentences, particularly the utter cunts who were complicit in dragging PC Andrew Harper to death.

Yet, Nicholas Bidar has become so desperate, he has renounced the British part of his dual British/Egyptian nationality in the hope of being deported to Egypt.

He was banged up in 2008, for robberies and using a gun to resist arrest age 21. He was banged up under the ( now abolished in 2012 ) sentence, Imprisonment for Public Protection ( IPP ).

He was a naughty boy whilst in prison, and got extra time added, but he was given an 8 year minimum at 21, and is now 38, so has been banged up for 17 years in a cat A prison, along with an estimated 2400 others.

So, if you’re complicit in murder, or rape, or any other vile crime, and you get 8 years, well you can expect to be free after less than 3, but if you were a nutter at 21, before 2008 and got an IPP sentence, grow old in there.

But we’re releasing them because prisons are crowded? Someone make it make sense.

The Independent.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

*** STOP PRESS…BONUS CUNTING…2 MORE TO FOLLOW LATER TODAY ***

I find nature fascinating, but a total solar eclipse is commonplace and in my opinion, quite boring.

They occur regularly, twice a year is normal and they have happened up to 5 times in a year.

If you are determined to see them and don’t mind travelling to remote areas then you will see a total eclipse more often than a Christmas dinner.

The phenomenon that I have found interesting in the past is that the birds stop singing for the minute or so of the eclipse and the dogs stop barking.

Interesting, but not so much as to make me go out of my way to experience it.

Our closest big city is Valencia which is right in the path of totality.
However, the eclipse will happen just before sunset and people have been advised to travel to nearby Castellón where there is a clearer, unobstructed view, with no tall buildings.

For the past week we have been given dire warnings.
Don’t look directly into the sun.

I don’t think that it’s possible for anyone to look directly into the sun.
Your reflex reaction would be to look away, to shut your eyes or at least shade them.
Nobody can possibly sit looking into the sun directly.

You don’t need to warn anyone not to hold their hand in a fire.
Even the most stupid of people have a reflex, self preservation mechanism.

So the warning is daft and unnecessary.

But some fucking cunt has decided that all the overhead motorway signs are changed today.
Instead of warning about broken down vehicles, nearby roadworks, danger of wildfires or traffic speed cameras ahead, all the signs are telling us not to drive while wearing eclipse glasses.

For fuck’s sake!

Total solar eclipses are a load of astral wank.

Time and Date.com

Nominated by : The Artful Cunter

is a cunt.

Morrisons need a cunting.

They have barely got the Back to School merchandise on the shelves ( poor kids hadn’t even broken up for the Summer ), but at least they anticipated it two weeks before the Summer break started

But I’ve been to my local Morrisons today with Younger for our weekly shop, and was gobsmacked to see Christmas selection ‘boxes’ by the self-service checkouts.

I was even more astonished, when I took the basket back, to see a fucking chocolate Advent calendar for sale.

They haven’t even got the Halloween shite on display yet, but Santa has already made an appearance!

I think I’m going to have to boycott Morrisons. Cadburys chocolate is shite anyway, but to have it right by the tills in July, well, it’s a “No, No, No” from me, mate.

aol

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

“During the heatwave, I’ve got a high level of anxiety all the time and I’m pretty much useless,” she told the BBC. “I’ve had to leave bedtime when my husband reads [my kids] stories to have a little cry and to calm down, because it’s just too hot in their room and I’m afraid for them.”

Tavia has “Climate anxiety”… A 2022 study from the University of Bath estimates that about 4.6% of people in the UK have climate anxiety, which is recognised as a form of mental distress by professional bodies and the NHS. Young people and women are among the groups most at risk, according to a study published in 2025.

Tavia goes on,and on,to say”you can try to do something. I sign petitions during a heatwave; I organise climate community events; I run a free children’s clothes swap shop. During the last heatwave, I finally became vegetarian, because then I can tell my kids at least I tried.”

A Triumph of common sense indeed.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry