The MoD Afghan Enquiry


“An inquiry into allegations British Special Forces murdered unarmed Afghan civilians has cost UK taxpayers £58m, figures from the Ministry of Defence (MoD) show.

When the inquiry was launched in 2023, its chair Lord Justice Haddon-Cave said it would aim to report, “at least on an interim basis”, within 12-18 months.

However, the inquiry has now been running for more than three and a half years, and has yet to publish any findings.

In a statement, the inquiry said its work was “greater and more complex than it originally envisaged”…

Cunts.

“The SAS Regimental Association (SASRA), which represents more than 5,000 SAS veterans and serving personnel, said it remained committed to supporting the inquiry and helping achieve a “timely solution”.

But in a statement, it added: “The prolonged nature of the process is itself causing significant and widening harm.”

It said the inquiry posed a “significant challenge, not only to the regiment’s reputation and the wellbeing and morale of its members, but in the association’s view, to the operational effectiveness of a key element of the nation’s defence”.

It said the cumulative effect of decades of legal scrutiny arising from operations in Northern Ireland, Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria was placing a significant burden on individuals, families and the association itself.”

How about leaving our elite troops to do their job,at which they are the very best in the world,which is to kill our enemies as quickly and effectively as possible.

Destroying our armed forces morale one enquiry at a time,the Quisling dung.

But never mind,the enquiry is getting very well paid and that’s the most important thing.

BBC News?

Absolute filth,the new normal for a country obsessed with red tape and kneeling to our foes.

Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

The Other Side of Jury Service


A bit short but we’ll allow it as some of you might have some gripping stories to tell – NA

Ok, off the fucking wall nomination here but I’m going to nominate Jury Service. Not as a juror but as the long fucking suffering other arf of a juror listening to them worrying about the legal aspects of said case and banging on and fucking on about it in depth.

As I reach the point of wanting our former hangman Albert to top em even if it’s something minor.

Oh I’ll add the missus did a murder trial for a few weeks. Bloke was a cunt as well.

CookdandBombd. (Link passed down by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : Paul Goddard

Policing Minister Sarah Jones


Following the arrival of yet another boatload of savages in Portsmouth this lefty windbag cunt says the demonstration against the ongoing invasion was “intimidating and thuggish” and warned “those who cross into illegality” would “face the full force of the law”.

Some 625 migrants on eight boats were brought to shore at Dover and Portsmouth on Sunday, according to Home Office figures.

The natural conclusion of being completely,totally ignored by politicians regarding this emergency is that the public will take matters into their own hands.

The responsibility for every aspect of this disgrace lies wholly with the cesspit that is our parliament.

BBC News?

In 2024 Sarah claimed £293,068 office expenses on top of her salary.

Perfect.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Ironic Reporting on the BBC News Homepage


Get past the half dozen or so ‘top headline’ stories on the BBC News homepage and you find yourself in a shit soup of stories designed to appeal to the IQ of the average OK and Hello magazine reader- how to eat healthy with helpful menus, mental health stories, celebrity reporting bollocks etc. You know the stuff.

However, this ‘lower shelf’ story on said site today had me questioning their reasoning:

Two reports, one after the other. The first about the crimewave ‘fad’ of young scrotes wearing balaclavas riding around causing untold terror and vanadalism in packs of bicycles.

BBC News? – Yobs on bikes.

..and then on the same page we have this:

BBC News? – More Yobs on Bikes.

Now, I’m a bit long in the tooth to play video games, but promoting a game such as Grand Theft Auto, where the concept is (and I quote)

‘The concept of GTA games revolves around players taking on the role of criminals in an open-world environment, where they complete various missions and engage in activities related to organised crime. Players have the freedom to explore the game world and choose how to approach their objectives, often involving violent and illegal actions’

Can they not see the irony in this? Glamourising and promoting a game whereby the core basis of it is to commit crime and violence……yet report on a plague of yobs doing precisely that, and stating what can be done to prevent them.

Jeez

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

The Wimminz of Piddington


Piddington, Oxfordshire. Sleepy middle class village in the Bicester & Woodstock constituency of a Limp Dim Nobody.

89% of them voted for pro-immigration Uniparty candidates in 2024, such is their desire to give refugees fleeing war-torn France a fresh start in life. Just so long as they’re put up in some smelly northern skankhole like Glasgow, Bradford or Middlesbrough.

But what’s this? Dispersal? How totally unfair.
The bien pensant bourgeoisie doesn’t vote to have the culturally diverse leaflet recipients dumped next door to them. So the ladies of Piddington have penned a letter to every female MP pleading for help and made this video (first 50 seconds):

YouTube.

350 residents, 1250 enrichers, or maybe even 3500.
Women outnumbered at least 10 to 1.
Well ladies, best of luck if you think Mucky Ange, Shabby Madmood or Halitosis Jess will give a shit about your predicament. ‘Shut your mouths for the sake of diversity’, as no doubt Naz Shat has already told you.

All together girls –
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
‘FUGEES WELCOME, JUST NOT HERE

BBC News? (Additional link provided by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Dutifully seconded by the one and only Sheikh_Anvakh:

If I may, I’d like to second this excellent and well deserved cunting.

It now seems that the residents of Piddngton have voted to declare “independence” from the United Kingdom. Notwithstanding the fact that it won’t remove the impending “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” holiday camp from their doorsteps it also exposed the rank hypocrisy of the LimpDum voting residents and their “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” virtue-signalling to make themselves feel good, but also for the public “optics” of what “good people” they are.

I’d have some sympathy had nearly 90% of them not only voted in the LibDem and others, plus their “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” virtue-signalling at the time,until they got what they were so passionately virtue-signalling about, loads of Refooooojeeeez, but seemingly not the “right sort” of Refooooojeeeez.

I’d like to try and have some sympathy, but in the circumstances I can’t. It serves these white, middle-class Leftists right. They got exactly what they demonstrated for right down to the Refooooojeeeez Welcome banners.

Now that they’re “independent”, presumably the government will put a fence around Piddington with border controls. Perhaps these soft left white middle-class leftists will apply to join the EU they undoubtedly wanted to remain in originally.

These white middle-class leftist idiots deserve to be mocked mercilessly and I’ll bet serious money that there are a fair number of Arafat gen’o’cide tea towel wearing “Freeeeee Palissssstyne” types amongst them. It’s just so easy pimping4palestine and whoring4hamas in fashionable middle-class areas far from the turmoil and climate of fear and intimidation. This is precisely what happens when unthinking useful-idiots jump on a bandwagon they neither understand or are too naïve to wonder if they’re being played.
Well folks, this is the result of not considering the consequences of ones actions and as a result, we’re stuck in the same sinking boat.
I call it Islington Syndrome as it fits with the mindset of the area, white, middle-class, often anti-semitic, virtue-signalling leftist cunts.

This is what happens when you vote using emotions rather than thinking it through, thinking that they’re impressing us with how “caring” they are, when it’s actually all for show, for the “optics”, when to most of us all it shows is that they are stupid, complacent, contemptuous cunts of the first order.

Serves them right, or is that. left….?

However, I see an opportunity here, for a film.. let’s see…

How about calling it “Passport to Piddington”. Now where have I seen something like that before?

You need a heart of stone not to laugh…

Here’s a GIFTED link, so no paywall. A New Year prezzie from me to all of you fellow obnoxious bastards: Oy Vey…

Daily Telegraph.