“The Norwegian national was today handed a life sentence with a minimum term of 22 years at the Old Bailey having admitted multiple counts of conspiring to and causing grievous bodily harm (GBH) to five men. The offences included removing a man’s penis, clamping others’ testicles, and freezing a victim’s leg to the point of amputation.”(Sky news)

No not a Viking chapter of the Kray Brothers but an aficionado of an international group of sickos into what is known as “extreme body modification” or “genital nullification practitioners” so all very kosher (Jewish circumcision geddit). Web sites, chat rooms, contact forums and all. Not just the odd post card in a public phone box swimming in rancid piss. Serious and well connected connections if you get me drift. They use the terms “nullers” (those cut or wishing to be cut eg Thomas the Cunt Engine) and “cutters” (those offering the service eg Admin).
(That’ll be Day Admin then – NA)


By no means averse myself to having me calloused old arse paddled by a very naughty leather clad filly flashing a bit of whiffy minge – but enough of me grand daughter – she’ll be the death of me yet. Just wishing to establish that YT is by no means an old prude – old school public school education including introduction into buggery (for the under 5s), Catholic junior school advanced level flagellation (top marks) and Sexual Perversions for the Tory Candidate (pass mark only due to strength of competition).

I had a late mate who liked to keep a piece of wire wool tucked into his japs eye and piss through that. Apparently it reminded him of the sensation of his first clap so he could feel young again. It takes all sorts and I cast aside none except when the wanker forgot he had it in when going through an airport gate and set off the alarm. I let him handle that one all by himself. He was allowed onto the next plane after a full internal.

I tip Cunters the wink that despite the shock horror revelations, there is nothing new about such shenanigans. Part and parcel of life in Certain Circles and with the spread of the internet, available to all (for a monitization). Enough from me, I do not judge but judge for yourselves:

Sly News Link.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

BBC News Link.

Retired vicar Rev Sue Parfitt (82) and retired biology teacher Judith Bruce (85) are a pair of demented, coffin dodging old cunts.

This Hinge & Bracket tribute act took it upon themselves to save planet Earth by attacking and gluing themselves to Magna Carta’s protective glass case in the British Library. Why target Magna Carta? Is it because it fails to mention the Climate Catastrophe? Or is someone else is pulling these two muppets’ strings, as witnessed by their brainwashed, vacant stares to camera?

Here’s what gets my goat though. Having enjoyed a lifetime of warmth and comfort from plentiful, cheap energy and the many bi-products of the oil industry, these two loons would now deny the same benefits to future generations. The kindly old dears who just want to save mankind from its own stupidity act doesn’t fool me. They’re a couple of nasty, selfish, nihilistic old bitches who, if they got their way, would condemn their grandchildren to a grim Stone Age existence of poverty, cold and hunger.

Fuck off and suck a Werther’s Original you Fascist cunts.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Further proof, not that it’s needed, that our once admired national broadcaster is turning itself into a laughable parody of a news outlet:

BBC News Link.

The Countess Montecito has decided she’s Nigerian and so deigned to bestow upon that great country her charm, grace and majesty (for 3 whole days) with her poodle ‘Ginge’. Hence the BBC report that Ginge played a ball game with some other doggies while his mistress looked on approvingly. Apparently this is what constitutes ‘News’ in Savile House.

One would have thought a few photo ops with some black faces could be arranged just as easily by spending half an hour in Brixton. Instead of the little girl giving flowers we could have Diane Abbott presenting the Countess with a bucket of chiggun.

Innit.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

I may be wrong but I guess the unnamed company that managed the armed forces payroll system may be Capita. The government’s favourite outsourcer. Well stop employing Chinks and Poles with Russian sympathies you useless cunts.

I doubt if it really was a ‘state’ hack but it seems there are so many untrustworthy people in IT willing to risk their jobs by selling data on the dark web. Payroll systems for the MoD should not be outsourced and the people involved should be vetted and have no “social” media accounts and in their contract it should say that they must not mention their job on LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter etc. It makes them targets.

Think about the people in WW2 who kept secrets for 50+ years and the cypher people during the cold war. These were professionals who knew how to keep quiet.

Chatham House Link. (Link secretly provided by Barry zuckercunt)

Nominated by : Anton Pillar

Greta Thunberg, climate activist and total cunt.

She been in court yet again for “protesting”. Against what, you may ask?

BBC News Link.

This time, it was for disobeying police orders. She was fined a derisiory amount. That’ll learn her, it’s not like she’s a millionaire, or owt!
Someone grow a pair and bang the cunt up! Please!

In the meantime, this piece of well thought out commentary, from the article, which I’m going to add below, Dog willing, as my IT skills are on the same level as those I possess as a deep sea fisherman.

Speaking to the BBC shortly after, Ms Thunberg said “Once again, I think it’s painfully clear how absurd it is that it is peaceful climate protestors, like us youth, who are facing repression and are being faced with legal punishments in court for acting against this extremely deadly system, and for trying to change things.”

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest