I recently clocked this story about a swiss businessman who is suing British Airways for 5 million after slipping on liquor and ending up with brain damage.

Fair enough you might say, but the more you delve into it, you end up with more holes than the aforementioned country’s cheese.

Andreas Wuchner was catching a flight when he decided to go for, in his words a proper coffee, so why the hell he went to Starbucks is beyond me. (Precisely. Carry on – NA)

So now he is the last to board and is holding 2 bags and 4 coffees..
Slips on some liquid and hits the floor..

First up he has already been awarded £130,000 by a London Court.

Next his brain damage, consists on headaches and concentration issues, don’t we all.

Then he said he was walking, but insists he flew 2 metres in the air backwards.
Now that’s impressive at walking speed..

He owns a office supply company but has had to fold the business, which makes no sense unless he runs it on his own..

In closing it looks to me he is taking no responsibility and looking for a big payday.

Personally I hope he ends up with nothing, just for buying Latte macchiato’s from Starbucks.

NDTV News Link.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

A well deserved cunting for a man who puts even Kweer Charmer to shame for exploiting vulnerable people – especially “the poor”

BBC News Link.

This do-gooder, has, it seems, been posting a photo of a deceased old lady on multiple occasions (no doubt using different names) to promote his philanthropy.

One old dear was going to hang herself because she had no hot water – he dashed round there in his car to find the old dear had the noose up already – this is very much entering the “dad was a toolmaker” territory. Kweer would be proud of him.

It seems the man is a self-advertising, narcissistic liar – I suggest finding him a safe seat, Up North, because when he or his clients tire of him unclogging their lavatories, he will need another scam to go into.

On the other hand, I wonder if Wes Streeting has ever considered taking a course in plumbing?

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

And OpinionatedCunt had this to add:

James Anderson/Depher supporters are cunts. Yes, seriously, this (alleged) fraudster actually has supporters. Loads of them, as it turns out – all in their little Facebook c̶u̶l̶t̶ group. According to them, he’s ‘a good man who’s made mistakes.’ Personally I wouldn’t class using people’s personal photos without permission, buying a house and car with public donations, and making up/reusing stories (all alleged of course) as innocent mistakes but hey, I guess some people are more forgiving than I am.

Oh, and they’re blaming online trolls for all the stuff he’s (allegedly) done as well – apparently there’s a group of people working with the BBC to create and disseminate false information about James Anderson/Depher and upload it to their respective social media accounts after hacking into them. Or, something like that anyway. I know, it doesn’t make sense to me either.

(as an aside the group has unfortunately been privated since I was last on there. I’m still going to link it but I’m also going to link a couple of posts from the man himself too, which contain the same sort of comments)

FecesBook Link 1

FecesBook Link 2

Liverpool Echo Link. (How appropriate – NA)

In summary: businesses on the island raise drink prices to stop low class chavs and boorish ‘lads’ from getting wasted and causing trouble. Said chavs and ‘lads’ kick off and claim their right to a cheap holiday is being infringed. Some of them are even ‘Magaluf regulars’ – as if going to a place like that once wasn’t already sad enough.

At the risk of sounding like one of those insufferable travel bores, fuck off, stop moaning and go on a REAL holiday you fucking cunts – perhaps one that explores what Spain is ACTUALLY like beyond the cookie cutter resorts and party islands? If your sole criteria for a holiday is the ability to get drunk on the cheap, then you probably shouldn’t be allowed to go on holiday in the first place.

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt

Honestly, where do you find these cunts Jeezum? C.A.

This transgender influencer ( what else?) has been working with Pepsico to promote Doritos.

just-food

However, some rather vile posts and tweets made by this blonde stunner some years ago have resurfaced and have been circulating on social media.

Not surprisingly, Pepsico have “severed their relationship”
with Samantha, and are back peddling furiously in some reports that any relationship existed.

I’ll attached another link, just for any of you who are curious to know what all the fuss is about.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I know it`s been cunted before, dear cunters, but it`s a cunt that just keeps on giving.

Apparently this week (13-19th May) was Mental Health Awareness Week.

Well I never? I thought that was last week. Or the week before that. Or any other random week, for that matter.

It seems like every fucking minute of every fucking day you hear someone, somewhere banging on and on (usually the MSM) about mental health (issues).

Can any of you cunters remember when `mental health issues` weren’t actually `issues`? Me neither. It used to be that someone may have a been a bit `off` or occasionally, someone had a `nervous breakdown`. Or more rarely, some nutjob somewhere (usually the US) had a brain-gasm and indiscriminately shot multiple people with a semi-automatic then finally himself. In all cases, with the right drug treatments & ECT for the mentals or in the latter case, self-treatment, all was once again hunky dory.

They were all just a bit `mad`. Yes, we`ve always been mental. Hitler, for instance – he was a bit mental wasn`t he? And that Putin, he`s a bit mad isn`t he? And one day I`m sure he`ll get it out of his system.

Rather nostalgically, It used to go something like this (lines from Nöel Coward`s Brief Encounter) …

Fred Jesson: “You’ve been a long way away.”
Laura Jesson: “Yes.”
Fred Jesson: “Thank you for coming back to me.” *

But for now we can all blame it on `mental health (issues)`.

If you want to read the fucking obvious drivel about this, here’s a link (but I wouldn’t bother if I were you – I didn’t – plus you`ll never get the time back.) …

https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/mental-disorders

* Optional follow-up line line: “Now get me fucking tea on, woman – I`m fucking famished Bitch.”

Nominated by : Sam Beau