You hear this a lot after a fuckup/scandal. Sunak said it about the infected blood scandal. Satan Vennells said it multiple times during her evidence to the Post Office inquiry. Whenever a child dies in the home and the Waffen SS don’t intervene, we hear it then as well.

It’s as if people and organisations think that saying ‘sorry’ magically makes everything better. But it doesn’t. People still died. That pain and suffering still happened. Peoples’ lives were still ruined. For once, just for once, it would be nice to hear somebody admit all of that when a calamity happens instead of issuing a token fucking apology.

bbcnews

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt.

Cheat and cunt.

This woman has MS, which is awful. However, she had been getting enhanced disability benefits for 10 years, claiming that she could barely stand or get out of bed.

However, Ms. Bond was put under surveillance ( presumably because of “information received”, and lo, and behold, she was going out on a regular basis to run a sub 30 minute 5km route.

Hardly unable to stand, maybe she meant to say hardly able to stand still.

I have no doubt she has MS , but to claim a further £7k a year, that she didn’t actually need is reprehensible, and she deserved everything she got.

Stv

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

“Apologies that this is pretty much just a moan, but I cannot believe they are this unfathomably bad at the minute. Going to work in the morning, it’s a pure lottery whether any come at all, let alone on time, and coming home from work, I had been stood at a bus stop on Ecclesall Road for 50 minutes at peak time between 5-6, and two buses came past in total. I counted and three scheduled buses I was waiting for simply did not come. Especially given the fact they’ve just redone the timetables, I simply do not understand why a city of half a million cannot have a bus service that functions even remotely properly. Anyway, rant over.”

This is not my moan, but I went to the City centre today, by bus, and this pretty much sums it up.

The bus was actually on time, but it was filthy, the driver was a surly twat who didn’t even manage a grunt in response to my ” good morning “.

Manners are free, and wash your fucking buses, you cunts!

I strongly suspect that OC may have
written the original complaint. I wouldn’t blame him.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I know I will be called a cunt myself for cunting this windbag, but enough is enough.

A cunting is long overdue for this self-important, smug, self righteous broadcaster and “politician”, who seems to think he is the vicars knickers in the world of politics.

In his early days he did do a lot to encourage Brexit, let’s admit it, but these days he is so busy being a broadcaster and game show contestant, he is just another here today, gone tomorrow political minnow, afraid to get into the shark infested waters of British politics – even though the competition is far from first rate – Sunak and Starmer. He is the male equivalent of Anna Soubry, and just as repulsive.

Despite so much anticipation, the shit-stained old loudmouth decided yesterday not to stand for “Reform” (perhaps a tacit admission that third parties stand fuck all chance in the first past the post system), and is instead going to help The Donald. Clearly he doesn’t understand that Americans. especially, do not like foreigners interfering in their political affairs (who does?).

I am sure turfing out senile old Joe is a job Donald Trump could do with one hand tied behind his back. Farage should but out, go and put his Max Factor on and carry on carrying on on the telly. Either that or just fuck off.

politico

Nominated by W C Boggs.

I saw an article about this today on a news website. We should all ensure we have at least three days worth of tins of food that can be consumed cold, and don’t forget you will need a tin opener as well (sigh). Stock up on necessary items such as wet wipes ( I thought these were bad for the environment though? ) and torches, because candles and matches could be dangerous.

It went on to say that some sort of pandemic drill is going to take place next summer involving many thousands of people. The mobile phone alarm to warn you of imminent disaster is going to be reintroduced. We need to be ready for an emergency at all times, it said.

This is of course absolutely nothing to do with mind control and keeping people in a constant state of fear, so we can be all grateful when they tell us it is safe to come out again and “have our freedom back”. I’m just waiting for the queues of dullards at the supermarkets again , buying 5 years worth of tinned beans and bogrolls.

There seem to be plenty of real present dangers about that they could turn their attention to, if they were so minded..

What a complete bag of unmitigated cunting shite.

Sly News.

Nominated by : Mary Hinge