Olive oil, the stuff posh cunts fry their chips in.

According to the article, there’s been a rise in snide olive oil, and extra virgin olive oil sales. Who’d a thunk it?
Just goes to show that there’s nothing sacred at all.

The cost of olive oil has, again according to the article, increased by 25% over the last five years! Gasps, and falls back, clutching pearls!
Please, show me anything that hasn’t increased in price by less than 25%!

Anyway, the point of this cunting, is that the writers of the article have shoehorned climate change, climate crisis and global warming into the narrative at least six times.

Grauniad

Why the fuck can’t they use beef dripping to fry chips, like what us civilised people do?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Billionaire Bruce.

A working class hero is something to be…
Sang John Lennon from the back seat of his Rolls Royce.

Bruce Springsteen has made a career out of pretending to be a blue collar bloke,
The disingenuous little twat.

Always on to posture on a lefty topic Bruce railed against ‘ the Man ‘ ” the System” the Establishment ‘.

And his gullible fans of his tuneless, saxophone cacophony music believe that tripe.

” Oh he gives a lot to charities…”

Oh he supports the workers…”

He’s a billionaire.

Daily Mail Link

So expect the boring old cunt will donate a large portion of his vast wealth to his beloved charities?
Proving he’s not a champagne socialist?

Yeah right.
He’d kick a tramp to death for 50p
The grabbing old spunker.

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Diversity, as Suckdick never tires of telling us, is our strength. It is certainly true that certain cultural enrichers try to make journeys to and from work more “interesting” and sometimes more hazardous. Take this charmer: He was on a tube station platform, he wasn’t too happy having just told three women to “fuck off.” Then he spied a postman, who “disrespected” him, and had given him “a dirty look” so he did what any sane man would do, and pushed him onto the tracks. Luckily for the victim he didn’t came into contact with a live rail and a man pulled him to safety just seconds before a train came into the platform.

No doubt the poor lad has trouble with his mental health (and a bit of a temper) and will be free soon to prowl a tube station platform again, on the lookout for anyone who “disrespects” him.

What a cunt:

standard

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

No not because they beat us in the Euro final, because at their celebration they started singing and ranting about Gibraltar being Spanish.

I accepted their win with good grace because I’m English and not a sun baked waiter the cunts.

Fuck them, politicising sport, take a knee, in your fucking faces.

Go count the ships in your Armada and fuck off Pedro

bbcnews

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

Right now (11th August 2024) I’m back home visiting family. Part of my journey involved having to take a CrossCountry train from Sheffield to Bristol Temple Meads. And, like every other occasion where I have been forced to use them, said journey was hell on earth.

Why do they only put 4 fucking carriages on one of their busiest routes?
Why do said carriages have absolutely nothing in the way of air conditioning?
Why do their toilets resemble outdoor bogs that you’d find in the most deprived, rundown areas of Kabul?
Why do they only have enough legroom for people the size of Warwick Davis?
Why am I being charged EIGHTY FUCKING POUNDS to travel cattle class?

Even Indian trains are better than this ffs. To call them the Ryanair of train travel would be offensive to Ryanair. The sooner I learn to drive, and the sooner I can FINALLY stop having to rely on these thieving charlatans, the better.

BBC News.

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt