Deportation Dodgers

You know, if there’s one thing that really makes my blood boil…

No actually stop and rewind. Lots of things make my blood boil, but let me refer to the one that is currently causing a rapid overheating of my circulatory system, namely the dodges that unscrupulous foreigners with no right to remain in the UK will exploit to get to stay here. For your edification, let’s just take a few examples currently doing the rounds.

First up is the case of a pa*do*hile jailed for child sex offences who escaped deportation to (you guessed it) Pakistan after a judge ruled that it would be ‘unduly harsh’ on his own kids. This in spite of the fact that said creep hadn’t been allowed to live with said kids after soliciting three ‘barely pubescent’ girls for sex;

You really couldn’t make it up.

How about one Lynthia Calliste, who came from Grenada on a six month visa in 2018? Surprise surprise, she’s still here, having married a Latvian in the meantime. Apparently he wouldn’t be able to tolerate the heat or the cuisine if they get sent back to Grenada, although you have to say that she seems to have tolerated the adjustments required between there and here well enough…

Oh, and let’s not forget the obligatory case of an Albanian criminal. An immigration tribuneral ruled that it would be ‘unduly harsh’ (those words again) for the cunt’s ten year old son to be deported with his father due to his ‘sensory issues with different types of food’. Apparently the kid has ‘a distaste for the the type of chicken nuggets found abroad’;

Clucking hell.

Well I wonder just how many times, week in, week out, cunts who shouldn’t be here are using (and abusing) our hospitality, aided and abetted by a soft as shite system that allows them, almost encourages them, to use any spurious grounds to remain? I don’t claim to know the answer to that, but I’d bet folding money on it being a lot.

Ever get the feeling that we’re being truly and repeatedly had? Make that truly and repeatedly fucked over more like.

the sun

express

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Makes me proud to be Welsh

”Planners recommended against nuclear plant in 2019 citing fears for Welsh language”

”Planning inspectors recommended against a Hitachi-built nuclear power plant in Anglesey on the basis that it could dilute the island’s Welsh language and culture, it has emerged.”

Never mind the investment, jobs and infrastructure, let’s make sure Jones the Planning doesnt have English speaking cunts on his doorstep.

I hope those cunts at RAF Valley are all Welsh speaking

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

rydym yn idiotiaid , C.A.

”Sadiq Khan’s (46) ‘swimmable rivers’ plan

will deliver ‘racial justice’, says deputy mayor.

Now, I am all for rivers being cleaned up but this has puzzled me. ‘Racial justice’ ??

I haven’t been to that London for some years. There weren’t ethnics queuing up to jump off Tower Bridge then. Has something changed? Is it white supremacists shitting in the rivers to oppress the poor coloured folk?

Apparently:-
”95 per cent of black adults and 80 per cent of black children do not swim – regardless of whether they know how to or not.”

Que? How can you fucking swim if you dont know how to?

Why is it that these fucking morons crow bar racism into everyfuckingthing? Do public baths bar ethnics in that London? Do school swimming lessons bar the fuckers or does the weight of their knives sink them.

This shite is from somefucker called Mete Coban. People voted for him.

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Angela Eagle MP [5]


I can’t be the only one to remember, during the affair of Boris’ birthday cake debacle hearing the spidery little voice of bulldyke cow Angela Eagle cropping up all the time on the BBC demanding he resign. You would have thought by the outrage in her little voice that he had but his hands on her quim. Hell hath no fury like a mini-lesbian scorned.

Now lets go forward a couple of years, after Andrew Gwynne was caught making crass remarks, it was soon discovered a twenty something poofter M.P, Oliver Ryan had done the same thing (in his case a poof poking fun at another poof). Much worse than stopping for five minutes to savour a Mr. Kipling.

Angie’s response?: “Anyone can make a mistake”

But, apparently only if you are a Labour M.P., What a hypocritical old boot she is. She should be made to sniff AnalEase Dodd’ crustiest, dirtiest pair of undercrackers in public for a whole episode of “Question Time”. The strength of the lighting will bring out the full aroma, then she should be made to vomit over Wes Streeting’s glossy made-up face.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

The Black Mould ‘Crisis’


BBC News.

The never ending reporting of black mould and how it is every ‘rogue’ landlord that is causing it.

Forgive me, but why is black mould only prevalent in rented homes? If it isn’t and it’s prevalent in all homes, why is it not reported appearing in homeowner accommodation? Either, because it doesn’t or if it does then it’s dealt with effectively by a responsible homeowner.

My take on the reason it appear in rented only homes, it because feckless tenants don’t give a fuck as it’s not their home, so they sit in all day doing fuck all, with the heating on, tumble dryer on, no windows open or any ventilation. When I see these reports it always seems to be in ‘cramped’ conditions and non working tenants who don’t understand no ventilation is the general cause. A lot of these tenants are also from hotter climes, so haven’t got a clue about our cooler climate.

…but apparently it’s all caused by rogue landlords….eh??

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger