Anually, the perseid meteor shower is one of the better ones. So having seen the night of the peak was to be largely cloud free and also with a strong summer chance (very rare) of northern lights I took myself and my tent and several refreshments up into the hills to observe.

Yes, the night was largely cloud free which is fairly rare for many meteor shower peaks.

But what I found myself observing was unlike I have ever seen before. Not long after dusk, literally hundreds of satellites passing, distracting my well trained drunken eye.

10 years ago, seeing a satellite was a fairly rare but possible occurence when looking up. Now its a given, lots of em! Nothing against why they exist (ie starlink, bringing ISAC to rural africa) but by fuck do the bright fuckers pollute the sky)

Slippery slope to innocent satellites holding missiles blah blah blah.

But ffs! Lets not corrupt our view of our only way off this forsaken planet

Nominated by Cunt of Peeblesshire.

Humza Yousaf yet again proves that he is a cunt.

Some of cunters were hoping that we had heard the last of this dreadful man but he remains the ultimate unflushable turd.

In the Daily Express (please help me out with the link) Humza says that the recent ‘far right’ protests may force him and his family to leave the UK. Amazingly , he claims to be 100% Scottish, born there, educated there etc. I would point out that he took the oath of allegiance in Urdu ffs ! Additionally, he made that awful speech complaining that a 96% white country had a majority of white people in positions of power.

All I can say is that I hope that Humza and his extended family do decide to find their place of safety far,far away from this once great nation.

Sly News. (Link provided by Sam Beau)

Nominated by : Guzziguy

really are cunts, especially when it comes to on-line shopping for groceries.

I’ve cunted this before about lazy twats who can’t be bothered to mingle with the plebs, and order their Christmas food on-line, then bitch and moan about “rancid turkeys ruining their Christmas” not to mention ad hoc substitutes that convince me there’s a sweepstake being run by the staff for the most outrageous substitution.

This one, however, takes the pale.

bbcnews

This poor woman, who relies on home delivery due to mobility issues, was so overcharged by Asda, she was put into overdraft with her bank.
Not only that, but they took days to refund her, causing her tremendous distress about having no funds to pay direct debits.

Fortunately, her bank has been very understanding, and has promised to cancel any fees.

Not so Asda, who whine that it takes time to arrange a refund. Why didn’t someone grab £500 out of a till and go pay it into her bank immediately, then worry about the balancing of the books later?

Of course they wouldn’t. Lateral thinking is beyond the robots.

Utter cunts.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

This one’s been annoying me for some time. Hold your nose and go to the BBC website. As you click through sanctimonious critiques of the “far” (or any) “right” and celebrations of London’s diversity, sooner or later, this image –

Some Daft Tart.

will pop up.

It is attached to an instruction to “sign in or register,” for what, I have no intention of finding out, with the small print option “maybe later”.

1. A black woman obviously high on nose candy. wearing fluorescent pink and shouting something in what is certainly barbaric patois, (though whether this was acquired in Tower Hamlets or via a modern English degree at Oxford is anyone’s guess) – this bint is NOT representative of me, my country, or my culture. Her image is ONLY designed to appeal to illiterate Nigerians. She is wholly irrelevant to and unwanted by what is still 80% of the population. She is as much a slap in the face as a stab in the back for the 5 remaining ancestral Brits who may still believe that the BBC is in any way impartial. She is a cunt, among the uncounted multitude of BBC cunts.

2. Turning to “maybe later”; this implies that I might wish at some future date to subscribe to whatever naked propaganda the BBC wants to fire in my direction, and that I would like to be thought too polite to tell them to fuck off and die. I don’t, and I’m not. Cunts.

Nominated by : Komodo

Yes, yes, Turkey, Syria, Iraq, and Iran all stole a piece of your country. So fucking what?.Is that a good enough reason to illegally come here to work the system?

You’ve all seen these bearded Persian smellies in town – a shitty crossbreed of Borat and Peter Sutcliffe. They own the “barber” shops, the ones that are always empty, but have their workers’ Mercedes lined up outside. They don’t even disguise the lack of tax they pay. On the contrary, they have a peremptory fuck you attitude about it..

Here’s the latest Kurd turd:

Sky news

Apparently these Kurd cunts run the boats and people-trafficking industry across the Channel. If you “smash the gangs” as fuckwit Starmer thinks he can, there are tens of thousands more waiting to replace them.

We sure are lucky to have these new goat-eating British people here, gibbering and shouting into their mobiles like they’re clearing last night’s phlegm from their mutton-stinking throats.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.