The Taboo of Physical Activity

is a cunt.

Another in my occasional series,The BBC Ethnic Sob Story , today’s tragedy is all about paki wimmin not being allowed to exercise,initially by Racism and some undefined fear of going outside but in reality because their husbands don’t want them to..

Luckily the council has thrown some money their way so now the be-sheeted downtrodden “female masses can go swimming with the blinds closed and security on the door..

Just in case a blind lunatic has escaped from the nearest mental asylum and wants to offend their modesty..

The mind boggles..

Anyway have a look if you dare..

A sorry tale of deprivation and institutional racisms indeed.

Dear me.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Anthony Blair (30)

is a cunt.

Yet again the Princess Tony has fallen in the sewer and come up smelling like Julian Clary. Trump, in one of his more demented moments, has decided that warmonger Blair, who led the UK to war on a false prospectus in 2003, thanks to his pissed as a fart lacky, Alistair Campbell, is the ideal man (“man”?) to bring peace to the Middle East. As Jules Styne put it:

Curtain up
Light the lights
You got nothin’ to hit but the heights
You’ll be swell, you’ll be great
I can tell, just you wait
That lucky star I talk about is due
Honey, everything’s comin’ up roses
For me and for you

This idea seems as deluded as one of Joe Biden’s at the height of his senility.

As for Blair, the daft old cunt who looks like a quare retired ladies dress designer, he will be licking his lips to think how much more money he will manage to blag, and the “contacts” he will make. But for what? – he looks like a decomposing corpse. Some of the papers this morning sees the old motherfucker grinning at his own inanity, but the BBC like the stateswoman look. The embalming fluid can’t disguise how poofy and raddled the old areslicker looks. His cadaver is rotting quicker than Pat McFadden’s.

What both Trump and Netanayhu forget is that though they might approve of old nancy boy, he will go down like a ton of shit in Gaza, Blair, money, power and (self) “importance”. What could possibly go wrong?. He will probably find a job for Mandy, when in truth both should retire to the Old Poofs Home in Mincing Lane.

Blair, the un flushable turd.

Swan Killers

are cunts, aren’t they?

What kind of peasant breaks the law to kill swans? Well, whenever one reads these accounts, the same old izlam names appear.

Some pretend this isn’t happening. Is that like the muslamic grooming gangs that didn’t happen? What a coincidence; it’s the same stinky rodents.

We have immigrants in this country who blatantly flount the laws. They know it’s illegal, but they enjoy destroying our beautiful animals. Nasty, feral, shitting-in-the-street, bird-grilling cunts. These parasitic animals should be in cages, and I’m not talking about the swans.

What next to go missing in your neighbourhood? Ducks? Horses? Cats? Dogs?

Enjoy your kebab. Extra sauce.

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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Being Wrong

is a cunt

In 1898 colonel John Patterson was commissioned with the undertaking of kenyan-ugandan railway.

Colonel Patterson was every inch a Englishman.
Straight of back,
Can do attitude
Pith helmet
A true product of the British empire 🇬🇧

They laid 100 mile of track in the African bush and came to a river where they had to build a bridge.

This place was called Tsavo.
First night 2 natives go missing.

No problem, plenty more.
Next night same again.
And so one for 9months.

Two lions were eating the the foreign labour.

They ate 135
Till colonel Patterson shot the blighters.

I learnt this from a tv show hosted by American Josh Gates.

I like Josh, great bloke!
Funny, interesting,
Nice bloke.

But he got a train in Mombasa.
The station was fuckin spotless!!
No litter, crisp packets or McDonald’s wrappers.

The train was brand new!
Immaculate.
Better than the shite we have.
And big seats wth legroom and staff in nice uniforms.

I thought Africa was on its arse?
They are better off than us.
Wakandas fuckin real lads.

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

Anurag Mohindru

Anorak Mo Hindu would appear to be a lying cunt, and who knew the law society gazette could be full of such hilarity.

The well fed looking, high flying barrister seems not to have been content with being a lawyer and went for the whole song.
#
And there’s doctors and lawyers
And business executives
And they’re all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

Well now he is neither. Not doctor, not lawyer but possibly still king of the cricket club castle.

I sentence you to an imminent cabinet or advisor position given your excellent credentials and predisposition to lie. The squeaky voiced former lawyer and older brown gentleman enthusiast masquerading as a prime minister will bend over backwards to accommodate him I’m sure.

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles