Anorak Mo Hindu would appear to be a lying cunt, and who knew the law society gazette could be full of such hilarity.

The well fed looking, high flying barrister seems not to have been content with being a lawyer and went for the whole song.
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And there’s doctors and lawyers
And business executives
And they’re all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

Well now he is neither. Not doctor, not lawyer but possibly still king of the cricket club castle.

I sentence you to an imminent cabinet or advisor position given your excellent credentials and predisposition to lie. The squeaky voiced former lawyer and older brown gentleman enthusiast masquerading as a prime minister will bend over backwards to accommodate him I’m sure.

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles

*Reader’s voice off left* ‘Blimey Ron, not you again. Who’s got your neck up now?’

Yeah yeah I know; I can only plead once more in my own defence that it’s a case of so many cunts, so little time. I just can’t help myself cunters. So I offer to you one Jeremy Newmark, a political titan who has risen to be Labour leader of the Borough Council in Hertsmere, a burg somewhere near London.

So what’s Cllr Nomark been up to then? Well cunters will of course recall ‘Operation Raise the Colours’, which has been encouraging people to display the Union flag and the St George flag in public to promote patriotism and national pride.

Now Labour always seemed inclined to take a dim view of this. Gay Pride flags? No problem. Ukraine flags and of course Plasticine flags, right on comrades. But British flags? Oh dear me no; far right! far right! So in response to a question from a Conservative member, up stands Nomark in a council meeting and describes such flag flying as (and I quote) ‘an organised and orchestrated attempt by a bunch of criminals, extremists and nonces to hijack our national flag’.

Well imagine if I yelled over the fence at my neighbour that he was ‘a criminal, an extremist and a nonce’. I’m no lawyer, but I’d hazard a guess that it could be actionable, and at the very least, I think there would be a very loud knock on my door by the plod. Of course this hasn’t happened in Nomark’s case, and so far he’s resisting calls to resign. Needless to say, I am proud of our flags, and I am NOT a criminal, an extremist, and certainly not a nonce; I’m just English, and I deeply resent being labelled as such by a man paid out of taxpayers’ money.

Anyhow, I’m going to take the moral high ground on this one, and loftily refrain from hurling any base insults whatsoever back at the cunt.

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Nominated by Ron knee

Cock of the North Andy Burn em, is a cunt.

That toolmakers son is being pushed out of 10 Downsyndrome street by
Labour rebels
Who want to replace him with cleft palate mayor
Andy.

Kiers troops arent happy with his poor ratings,
Shite performance,
Freebies, and constant scandals.
So theyve turned to scouse miserablist Burnem.

This speccy lacklustre twat is lapping it up.
His nose smells the trough
(whys he got the nose of a 70yr old
Alcoholic?)
And hes ready for making a move.

When asked for comment said

“awww hey la, im buzzin.
Datted be top dat wood.
Prime minister!!!
Is it cash in hand?”

I look forward to the upcoming infighting, coups and treachery.

The king is dead
Long live the king in the North!

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Nominate by Miserable Northern Cunt.

A cunting for ‘Beyond’ two tier justice.

We have all seen examples of two tier justice, the left get away with it, the right get banged up but now we have something even more chilling.

Remember the bloke who set fire to the Koran outside the Turkish Embassy and the cunt who attacked him with a knife, well the knife wielding cunt has got off with a suspended sentence. What is even worse the knife cunt came out of his property to challenge the Koran guy and said he was going to kill him and then went back in his property to get a knife.
Burning a fucking book is not a crime, a Koran is a book but this judgement has given a free pass to Muslims defending their religion, yes a justified punishment for blasphemy.

This is utter nonsense and just shows how far this county has fallen, the bloke with the knife should have been given the maximum sentence to send the right message to followers of Islam.

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Nominated by : Sick of it

Seconded by : Ron Knee

Two Tier Justice in TwoTier Starmer’s Britain.

Your name is Lucy Connolly. You are a white British woman in her 40s. You are married to a Tory councillor, and you have a teenage daughter.

In the immediate aftermath of the horror child killings in Southport in 2024, and having lost a child of your own, you lose your rag and post a (by your own admission) an unsavourory message on soshul meeja. Simmering down a bit, you realise your error and quickly delete it, but not before some sanctimonious snitch has dobbed you in to the plod.

You are arrested in your own home and frog-marched off to languish in a cell at the nick. In due course, you are found guilty of inciting racial hatred, and banged up for thirty-one months. During your time in prison, you are denied home visits to see your daughter.

Your name is Moussa Kadri. You are a Turkish born 59 year old man now living in London. You are a Muslim.

Earlier this year, you attacked a protester outside the Turkish consulate who burned a Koran, shouting ‘I’m going to kill you!’ before slashing at him repeatedly with a knife* then punching him to the ground, spitting at him, and kicking him repeatedly. The attack was caught on film.

You are brought up before the judge at Southwark Crown Court, where you are found guilty. The judge called your actions ‘disgraceful’, and said that ‘the use of blades is a curse on our community’, before handing you a truly stiff twenty weeks behind bars, (wait for it) suspended for eighteen months.

‘Months behind bars for a tweet! Not a day behind bars for a vicious assault involving a knife! I protest at this blatant display of two-tier justice in TwoTier Stasi’s Britain!’.
‘Two tier justice? No such thing sir. No shut your mouth and move on before I arrest you for disturbing the peace’.

*the maximum sentence for possession of a bladed object in a public place in England is four years.

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Well the stupid little girl is at it again, with a new twist, apparently they are now under attack from drones!

The Gruaniad.

These “activists” probably do not realise how effective a drone strike on a piece of glass fibre stuffed with tofu would be,

someone cunt it up please, I have just become rather busy.

(FFS Benny – NA)

In a new attempt to (allegedly) get aid relief to Gaza and absolutely not an attempt to reinvent herself to get back in the news, Greta and her cohorts claim their flotilla came under attack from drones sent by Tunisia. Footage was released to the media of this outrageous attack and crew members were interviewed in which they claim drones swooped in and dropped bombs on the boats. They could have been killed, but no one was nor were there any injuries whatsoever. Odd that.

They were either very, very lucky and/or the Tunisian drone pilots were shockingly bad at their job. Or maybe it was something else.

Yeah, it was something else.

Some dick onboard set off a flare which charred a few items on deck. The horror! Oh the humanity! But quick as a flash (see what I did there?), these virtuous humanitarian do-gooders turned it into a drone attack which the MSM lapped up and widely reported. Oh dear. Now they all look like cunts.

MSN.

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Nominated by : Lord benny (sort of)
Written up by : Night Admin

Somewhat related we have this piss take from The Artful Cunter:

Date : February 1939.

News Headlines.

A convoy of humanitarian peace activists have been intercepted and detained by the allied forces whilst on route to Dresden, Germany.

The condemnation of the actions of Winston Churchill are world wide.

A spokesperson for the peace convoy said, “We have all seen the footage on Pathe News. People are wandering around their heavily bombed city. Obviously searching for an open branch of Starbucks, simply wanting to buy their morning coffee and muffin”.

“It’s a tragedy that these peaceful Germans have not been able to buy a mochachino or even a skinny latte for weeks. They have been denied their basic human rights”.

The relief convoy which comprised of several lorry loads of fair trade coffee and gluten free muffins was intercepted as it approached the western front.
Three coaches carrying high profile, multi millionaire peace activists were also stopped.

The protesters and lorry drivers are being detained by British forces and face deportation.

When asked for a statement Winston Churchill said to our female reporter, “Madam, you are ugly but I can stop the war anytime that I want”.
He then lit a large cigar and gestured at our reported with two fingers.

A spokesperson for the War Office said, “Yes, we stopped several dozen vehicles who were on route into a war zone.
What exactly would the alternative be?
Perhaps we should have paused our efforts to defeat Hitler and deployed troops to accompany the convoy and unload the coffee and muffins.

We then could have allowed the peace activists to drive into the city to distribute their aid and take photographs of themselves until they got bored and decided to go home”.

He then added, “Are you fucking stupid, or what?”.

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