Strangely my underpants move when I think of her, C.A.
Miss Church is another of those (slightly) musical scrubbers that got famous ten years ago or more by showing off their tits and with their skirts up to their knickers on TV. Sadly for the Stacey Solomon’s and Mylene Klass’s and the aforesaid Miss Church, as the tits begin to droop and TV “entertainment” has move on to the next “big thing” , these minimally talented wimminz are having to try ever more desperate ways to get press attention: Solomon married an idiot and advertises cheap Primark tat, Ms Klass is the perpetual victim of every nasty man, but Miss Church has sunk to a new low. She has let it be known that she “stinks” because she has stopped using deoderent. Literal.ly a dirty little tart. It also explains, she says, why she keeps her tits out – perhaps she hangs her price list on her nipples?.
How much more desperate will these old bags get before they realise their fifteen minutes of fame are up. I think they should go on the game (assuming they are not already on it):
Nominated by W C Boggs.




