Weird spindly England Coach, Tommy Tucker is a cunt.

The lazy Nazi who cannot even afford a razor was always going to be a controversial choice. but he has shown stunning ruthlessness in playing his part as a fifth columnist.

Leaving our clueless but brave lads to muddle through a brainless performance against mighty Andorra, he swiftly masterminded a spectacular capitulation against West African opposition. Anyone looking forward to seeing how he helps us to a record defeat against the Germans in the World Cup finals, if we make it that far? Thought not.

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The solution is obvious, bring back the fat bloke, he had a 100% record as England manager before he fell victim to trumped up charges involving bungs from Middle Eastern potentates.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Seconded by: Captain Magnanimous

Thomas Tuchel is a cunt, isn’t he.

Once again, a foreign manager has been employed because.English managers aren’t good enough, apparently. So far, this dull vinkel-schniffer TuckinMy Thomas has beaten Andorra (not even a real country) 1-0, lost against Afreekan chancers Senegal, and put two against the part-time drug-dealers (Albania). Same dreary shite as the Wokegate years.

At least we can be entertained by the crowd who chanted: ‘Keir Starmer is a w****r, Starmer is a w****r.’

That was, until Tuchel criticised fans, although he claims not to have heard it. “‘Eef it happened, it eez not acceptable. Lebensraum, Järvohl, schnell, schnell’

Oh. Didn’t you hear the song from the tune to KC & The Sunshine Band’s song Give It Up:

‘Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now, Starmer is a ****, is a ****, Starmer is a ****.”

Mein Gott. Ze futboll iz vorse zan ze chanting.

Sack the über-schizen Deutschbag.

There are cunts and there are lying fucking cunts, and Darren Jones, Rachel From Accounts bag carrier, is one of the latter. On Question Time on June 12th he suggested that the majority of rubber boat invaders are women and children. We have all seen the young men unkempt with beards alighting from their RNLI taxis. Does Jones need new glasses (see Lord Alli for that), or he is a fucking fantasist, just like Two-Tier himself. How many women are growing beards these days?. He just made himself sound as big a fool as he looks.

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Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Nick Frost is a cunt, isn’t he.

After years of sucking off Simon Pegg for bit-parts in shit British films as the token, gurning, fat bloke to make Pegg look funny, this barely-talented turd has his own “comedy” sitcom airing. It’s about a supermarket that hires a tråns-woman. Every other ‘token’ box has been ticked, naturally.

He’s also scheduled to play Haggrid, the fat, feral caveman in the forthcoming Harry Potter TV series. After being berated and slaughtered by the compassionate tråns mafia, he had a pop at J.K.Rowling and mumbled something about “chance to educate ourselves”, before cashing the large cheque.

Zombie film – fat, unfunny bloke
Alien film – fat, unfunny bloke
Police film – fat, unfunny bloke
Harry Potter – fat, unfunny bloke

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

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Vielleicht ein Link, Kapitän …

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Daniel Clarke is an absolute fucking cunt.

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The sleazy, scruffy, tracksuited cunt, masquerading as a teaching assistant in a local authority SEN school, abused special needs children, dating back as far as 2016. Some of those children were non-verbal so they had no chance of notifying anyone to what this insect had done to them.

If there is a hell, I wish Daniel Clarke’s genitalia to roast for all eternity over a white hot flame, whilst a 3″ thick splintered steel pole is simultaneously rammed back and forth in his bloodied arsehole.

I suspect he’ll be well protected in prison. It is too much to hope he receives his “just deserts” at the hands of a 7′ tall, psychopathic arse rapist.

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

Allow me to introduce you to this pouting, smouldering 22 year old charmer. who looks quite wanton, by her own admission smokes vapes of a specialist nature and as a result harmed over 20 children, 7 of which she admits to.

Ms. Laska, who looks as if she should be posing for an adult magazine, like the trollop she clearly is – (those sort of selfies is another good reason people should be forced to use old Nokia 105s, which had no enhancements), gets uptight when she is not vaping. That is her defence for pinching and hitting little toddlers, that , and the fact that she and her boyfriend sit up half the night with the vapes. “She has been burning the candle at both ends” – that is a defence point for you, put up by her barrister. Well, as the judge will say, that is a matter for you to consider. I am too old – these days I couldn’t burn the candle at both ends, because I can’t find the bloody wick.

It beggars belief that young inexperienced (in child rearing that is) girls, with dubious habits should be given such jobs, but there again, we pay peanuts and get monkeys – though that of course, does not explain politicians.:-

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Nominated by: W. C. Boggs