Well, today Younger and her hubby took me out to a Toby for an AYCE breakfast, and it was nothing to do with the fact that I had a discount code, or that I was paying.

Anyway, I wondered if AYCE contributes to obesity. This study seems to think it does.

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Now, Younger is somewhat of a heifer, for the life of me I don’t know why, she hardly takes after me, but her hubby is like a whippet and put away three times the amount I did.
He’s not exactly a spring chicken either, 50 next month and Younger got her moneys worth too.

I have to say, that compared to the other customers, we three were positively emaciated.

So does AYCE contribute to obesity?
Yes, without a doubt.

P. S. The sausages were absolutely delicious and I really don’t know how those 3 found their way into my coat pocket, but the dog and I enjoyed our supper.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Here’s an example.

Rail Forums.

What’s interesting about this is that the person in question was not some spotty, smelly teenager in a hoodie, but a 50 something man who really should have known better.

I rarely travel on public transport, but occasionally go into the cesspit that is our city centre. The number of people who conduct conversations on their mobiles, often on loudspeaker /hands free astounds me.
Do they think that there’s some kind of fucking soundproofing forcefield surrounding them, or do they simply don’t give a shit?

Is this a lack of self-awareness, or simply the first signs of a total breakdown in civilisation?

Better break out the woad and wolfskins folks.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

The Beeb’s radio soap ‘The Archers’ seems to have been around for as long as I have, although I’ve never listened to a single episode of the ‘everyday story of country folk’.

I can’t say the same for a very old friend (I’ll call her Ann) who’s been a devoted follower of things down Ambridge way for donkey’s; that is until recently. When we met for coffee yesterday, she was raging at the show, declaring that she’s finished with it. So what’s pissed her off?

Well it turns out that a storyline has a long-standing character in the show, a b and b owner named Lynda Snell, fasting for Ramadan in support of her Muslim neighbours the Maliks. ‘I wouldn’t mind’ raged Ann, ‘but Lynda Snell is a domineering cow who’s all about herself, and imposing her outlook on others. She’d never be interested in a demonstration like this. It’s completely unrealistic as a story, daft in fact, and it’s really all about the BBC using yet another opportunity to ram its woke values down the listeners’ throats regardless’.

Now I can only go by what my friend says, but on the basis of this, it’s not hard to agree; it’s not as though Al-beebra’s not got form in this regard. Still, perhaps it’s not all bad. Perhaps this storyline’s paving the way for some gritty realism in the show in future, and we can await with excitement the honour killing in the Malik household, the revelation of a clandestine grooming gang operating out of The Bull, and a suicide attack on the milking shed.

Or…perhaps not. These plots just wouldn’t fit in with Al-beeb’s cringing, aching wokeness, would they?

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Think your nice?
Little goody two shoes?

Liar😁

Ever been cheered by the news of someone’s demise?
Not very nice eh?

Camilla Batmanghelidjh
Looked like a cross between Christopher Biggins and Ali Bongo?
I smirked when she snuffed it.

Despised the rag wearing big dollop of shite.

Smug faced Friends actor Matthew Perry,
My first thought was ‘ thank god for that.’

See? Wicked.

Magician Paul Daniels?
No more boring fuckin card tricks!

I whistled for a week at that one.

And I’ve realised I’m not the nicest of men,
Probably not going to heaven?

I feed wildlife
I’m kind to animals
Nice to kids
Nice to the elderly
Don’t cheat on my missus
All to my credit
But on the whole I’m a bit of a orrible cunt.
Oh well,
Which celebs deaths have cheered up other ISAC cunters?

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

In the US state of New Jersey the proud parents of new born babies are given the following form to complete –

“Which of the following best describes your baby? Lesbian or gay; straight or heterosexual; bisexual; self-describes (please specify); questioning/unsure.”

It’s hard to decide which is maddest about this questionnaire. Is it –

A. That a new born baby has sexual desires, let alone preferences.
B. That a parent would believe this.
C. That if the parent did believe this they could ascertain the baby’s sexual preferences without asking it.
D. That if the baby did have sexual preferences it would be able to communicate them.

Answers on a postcard please. The winner will receive a signed copy of Dr Spock’s Baby and Childcare.

Clearly woke isn’t dead yet.

New Jersey hospitals are behaving in a most degenerate fashion.

At best they’re in the full throes of psychosis, at worst they’re a sinister nest of pee-do-philes, demanding parents of newborn babies to identify their baby’s sexuality…

WTF!?

The “Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity Questionnaire” requires new parents to “identify” their babies as either “Male, Female, Transgender, Gender Q*eer, or Additional gender category.”

It further requires parents to select the word that best describes their infant: “Lesbian or gay, Straight or Heterosexual, Self-described, Questioning/Unsure.

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A double penetration of such cuntishness was required here and provided by Shit-cake Baker and MMCM.

Who went for the brown and who for the pink? one can only guess. C.A.