is a cunt.

Required:
The patience of a saint.
Elbow length gardening gloves ( the kind you wear when removing brambles/nettles.
A drawstring bag, preferably heavy duty.

Method:
Lull cat into a sense of false security and attempt to feed tablets.
Apply antiseptic to clawed arms. Put on gardening gloves.
Corner cat, stuff in bag, tighten drawstring.
Loosen drawstring until cat pokes head out,
Retighten drawstring.
Attempt to force tablets into cats mouth.
Try again, and again, and again.

Answer door. Explain to police officer you are not torturing a baby, or a cat, or anything at all.

Give up. Release cat

Take cat to vets daily for next 10 days for injections.

£679, and counting.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Imagine deciding that something that may have happened three centuries ago requires an apology now and reparations to the tune of £100 million.

That’s the state of the Church of England it seems.

A more amoral,pompous and nihilistic set of cunts is not likely to be found this side of Our BBC.

Queen Anne’s Bounty caused great harm and Africans require the £100 million to “put things right”..

Aye,righto and I’d like £5 million from the Germans as they tried to kill my grandfather in Libya in 1942.

Time travel cash payout cunts the lot.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

GB News.

I cannot, for the life of me, understand why the hell these people are still in the UK.

Why are we not transporting them from prison straight onto a flight back to their country of origin?

Why are we bothering with prison even, except to detan until repatriation is arranged.

Their country doesn’t want them? No problem, drop them out of a transport, sans parachute, over the North Sea.

It’s about time we stopped fucking about and started getting brutal.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

are cunts.

At first delighted that an Egyptian had been freed from prison and welcomed with open arms to the dumping ground of the Third World..

Then upset when it turns out the camel jockey is another Islamic nutter who thinks we are “dogs”…and more:

In one resurfaced tweet, from 2012, Mr Abd El Fattah appears to say: “I am a racist, I don’t like white people”. In another, he appears to say he considers “killing any colonialists and specially Zionists heroic, we need to kill more of them”..

Not to worry though,the cunts sister has more to say in its defence..

Mr Abd El Fattah ‘s sister Mona Seif described the situation as a “never ending nightmare”.

“There is something incredibly heartbreaking and infuriating to be witnessing this vile campaign against him – and our family – with people portraying him as something completely opposite to who he really is, and while he paid a steep price for his convictions,” she wrote on X.

That’s all right then,give the evil cunt a house and an MBE for services to the Labour Party.

A parting shot from one of our ISAC champions..Labour’s Dame Emily Thornberry, who chairs the Foreign Affairs committee, accused Philp of “throwing ideas around that were just not based in law”.

“The bottom and top of it is that he [Mr Abd El Fattah] is a British citizen,” she said.

Just fuck off you spineless trash.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

are cunts.

Well, this lot weren’t really astronauts wehre they? All 11 minute expensive fairground ride really doesn’t constitute going to space does it?

I thought that slapper Katy Perry would be the most publicity seeking, but I have been proven wrong. This stupid cunt Amanda Nguyen – a 34-year-old scientist and civil rights activist (yeah, whatever love) has out done Ms Perry.

This bint campaigns for civil rights and no doubt sex equality, but when ‘those in charge’ give it to her, she falls back to “an avalanche of misogyny” and ‘depression’

Look love, if you can’t handle it, then don’t do it….it’s not difficult. You’re not up to it, so stick to online moaning about inequality instead.

A cunt if ever there was one…and I wouldn’t fuck her in the shitter and let her piss on me afterwards. I am not that desperate.

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger.