MONSTROUS REGIMENT informatic: Term originates from letters written by Protestant Reformer John Knox circa 1588 railing against the domination in Scotland by Scottish Queens (alas not the LGBTQ+- variety). Now taken to describe the ever deeper penetration of matters feminist into society. AKA the Gender Equality Movement as spearheaded by the 50-50 Project at the BBC and rapidly spreading across the broadcast media in the UK and world wide. Cloned by Sky News with the magnificently named Political Correspondent Amanda Ake-arse. It’s the thing to do innit.
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Results of the link below? Instead of the once customary tall male Oxbridge cunts in skinny suits fronting live outside broadcasts while the Rooskie shite is raining down in Ukraine or Storm Darragh is tearing away the seafront in Bognor we now get legions of posh tottie at it. Very well paid posh tottie no doubt. Common theme bottle blond hair (but with the dark roots left undyed to demonstrate that the intrepid fem is not of a certain age with greyed out hair) and those stuck on eyebrow caterpillars that seem de-rigour my dahlings.
All very well, gotta go with the flow, no profit in standing as an old Canute Cunt against the tide of history etcetera etcetera but bugger me there are vast numbers of these fillies at it. Usual overkill. How many daughters can a BBC Exec have? Cynics Theory dictates that there are so many of these fillies on the payroll to cover for the old monthly indisposition. On that theme the Regiment seem perfectly happy when they can flatly deliver their prepared scripts (we all know they have memories like elephants) but rather less good at putting dodgy cunts of any spectrum to the question. My observation anyway. Am I alone in wishing that during the endless repetition of the same unanswered question Emily or Kirsty get their tits out instead? Perhaps I am. Pass me my Tianeptine dahling.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.