Unpunished Perjury


Barely-punished crime, letalone perjury is of course a bigger issue … but the former, it seems, is now par for the course. Scumbag’s rights trump everyone elses. So much credit allowed by (gullible?) judges given when some cunt declares upon their 50th time being caught GBH-ing or mugging or thieving or burglaring ; that it’s their ‘wake up call’ .. and that – if spared prison – they’ll give UP being a scumbag there & then. Until they’re caught a 51st time, and spew the same crap again. “But this time he REALLY means it, your honour”

So, we’re used to that. Bullshit ‘mitigating circumstances’ then go hand in hand. Don’t get me fucking STARTED there. But again, .. these shameless insincere (often pathetic) attempts always seem to pay off. Only once or twice I’ve heard of a judge berating such nonsense. A 24 y.o. habitual handbag-grabbing granny-basher ‘had a cancer scare at 18 that led him astray’ is a true-world disgraceful example. Think about that one. An alleged cancer SCARE a half a decade prior. I imagine his (also scumbag) solicitor mining(at taxpayers expense) for that kind of cuntitude to present. As I said elsewhere months back, I (if a judge) would be ADDING months to sentences, if such tripe was presented to me as supposed mitigation for premeditated wrongdoing. It belies ZERO contrition for the current court visit.

And then there’s perjury. The 2 examples above are still at some cunt judges discretion to ignore. (It’s just a pity they don’t!) .. But perjury is itself an actual crime. Murderers, child molestors and more swear on a bible to tell the truth in court. That in itself is farcical but anyways .. yeah … a cunt ultimately found guilty is by definition lying if he/she ever said otherwise. But for this cunting’s sake let’s go pure black & white. Rapist persistently declaress it wasnt him, despite being picked in a lineup. Surprise last-minute CCTV (or dna or somesuch incontrovertable evidence) proves 100% that it was. You NEVER hear/read ‘7 years for the assaults and six months for perjury during the trial’. I can recall a lot of what I read going back decades, .. but witnesses that perjured on the guilty party’s behalves getting THEIR comeuppance at trials outcome? I’m drawing a blank on that one. Tens of thousands of people perjure every year. Bar plea deals, it’s probably more or less total, from(the)little things to the huge by guilty defendants and their alibi-providers.

And by christ there are varying degrees. Ubercunt Maxine Carr should still be in prison for HER 2003 perjuries .. helping a child-murdering kiddie-fiddler with layered, detailed premeditated lies attempting to save her double-murdering beau from jail.

Anyways, in summation. ALWAYS time reduced for hypotheticals, NEVER time added for barefaced clear-as-day jailtime-addable porkies, .. not even for societies ‘honour’, as concurrent sentences (yet another utter disgrace) would practically always absorb any extra sentencing anyways.

Here’s an example:

Sly News.

Nominated by : CuntemAll

Potatoes


This one will probably upset a fair few..

Potatoes.. what is this nations obsession with the things..

Fucking stodge,filler to a meal.
Not enough meat or fish, throw a spud in it.
4000 varieties all fucking bland..

Like pasta and rice tasteless unless something is added..

Chips. Salt,vinegar or sauce.
Mash. Gravy.
Jacket. Butter, cheese, beans or chilli.
Roast. Got to be cooked in goose fat.
Boiled.. just throw em to the birds.not that they will thank you..

Endless chefs with another recipe on the perfect roast potato.

Bloody Spaniards bringing that muck over here..I’m glad drake sunk your armada..

As blackadder once said people are smoking them, they’ll be eating them next..

Well not for me..
Good luck changing my mind..

Recipe Link.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

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For your amusement or otherwise C.A.

Miriam Gargoyles

is a cunt.

This paltry-talented, half-Australian Grotbags has been spewing poison again. This time gibbering about Gaza. Does that make this rotund grizabella an antisemitic Jew?

She was famous for a role in Blackadder, then dressing up as a witch in some Harry Potter film. Now she’s more famous for supporting terrorism and whining about men. This contemptible bulldyke has criticised John Cleese, Terry Scott, even Charles Dickens. Is no man safe from this grotesque cock-dodging butchbag? She’s like Jess Phillips, but with six Stone more of yeast.

With a face like a boxer licking piss off a nettle and smelling like dirty, piss-stained granny pants, she”s up there in the challenging wank hallows with hideous Jo Brand and nutjob Diane Flabbotasaurus. Surely not even another salmon-munching bean-flicker could find this gruesome lezhog attractive.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

Kimberly Cheatle


‘Well blow me down, that’s a surprise and no mistake; absolutely no one saw that coming’. Said absolutely nobody. Ever.

I refer of course the resignation of Jill Biden buddy and DEI pick Kimberly Cheatle, erstwhile Director of the US Secret Service, in the wake of the near catastrophic failure to protect Donald Trump from an assassin’s bullet at a rally in Pennsylvania.

After being virtually dragged before the House Oversight Committee on 20th July, Cheatle was slowly barbecued by speaker after speaker as she gave a shabby, shady demonstration of dissembling and evasiveness as straight answers to questions were demanded;

YouTube.

As patience with Cheatle’s stonewalling quickly ran out, there were repeated demands for her immediate resignation, and failing that, for the White House to act. In spite of this, she refused to step down, but having (as they say) ‘considered her options’ overnight, finally fell on her sword (or was pushed) as her calamitous performance made her position utterly untenable.

In my opinion, this woman’s performance in front of the Committee constituted nothing less than the perfect blend of arrogance, incompetence and self-delusion. She looked and sounded like an absolute cunt, but I’m sure she would have clung on to the post if it had been remotely feasible to do so. But an innocent bystander is dead and two others seriously injured, while a former president came within a whisker of getting his head caved in. She simply had to go.

This was nothing less than abject. Cheatle has finally fucked off in disgrace, and good riddance to bad rubbish.

The Sun.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Gen-Z and Autotune


GEN-Z & AUTOTUNE (or rather the lack of it)

(The Star-Mangled Banner)

As if their own contemporary music was not dire enough, when invited to perform traditional melodies and actual “anthems” this generation of fucking jelloid brains seem to be unable to do so unless they`re continually assisted by autotune.
Yep, not only are their “songs” composed by AI, they are also “sung” by AI.
So, no human intervention required then – apart from actually inducing the cretins to download or stream said effluent thereby consuming its juicy diarrhetic angst.

So, cunters, ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls (and all the other sad mental degenerates and narcissists with whatever gender you want to be this week) I give you Ingrid Andress …

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The more mature generations of you will appreciate that being drunk on stage during a performance was an essential pre-requisite of being able to deliver a properly magnificent song extremely well and with sincere expression – and for the most part actually singing in tune.

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Nominated by : Sam Beau