Dennis Rodman

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At 6’ 8”, I nominate ex-American Netball player, Dennis Rodman, as the world’s tallest cunt.

This waste of a penis reckons he can save the world from World War III by inserting his thick head up the arse of another cunt, the Supreme Leader of North Korea; Kim Jong [C]Un[t].

How is Rodman going to save us? Well, on or about, January 8th, (the little fat cunt’s 31st birthday) he’s going to organise a netball match in Ping-y-Pong between some of his fellow has-beens and the Korean Netball team. Quite how this is going to save us has gone right over my head; but I have a constructive alternative.

Two of the biggest cunts in the world will be in the same place, at the same time, watching netball in Ping-y-Pong. So, President Obama (I’m getting greedy: a third cunt), why don’t you give your drone controllers a break from killing women and children, Google where Korea is and send one over to Ping-y-Pong.

Then, you can get rid of two turds with one drone – geddit?

Nominated by : Bolton Boy

British comedy

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The British Comedy Awards – a bigger bunch of unfunny cunts would be hard to find anywhere.

Steve Coogan…lol..fuck off ballbag.

The whole shit shower of them, blowing smoke up each others holes. fuck me, I can’t remember when any single one of them came out with a funny line.

Nominated by : DanB

If you’re looking for a totally unfunny shitbag cunt to front an even bigger load of shitbag cunts, then you really don’t need to look further than Johnathan Woss on the British Comedy Awards.

Nominated by: Jack Dee

Alan Carr “I want to shit fuck your shitting brains out”; Sachsgate : “Andrew I’m so sorry for being a cunt”; Wossy biting the hand that feeds him by calling Channel 4 “a bunch of cunts”

This is funny?

Nominated by: John Smith’s Bitter

The Welsh

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What a bunch of sheep shagging, fucked up accented, 2 time grand slam 6 nations robbing, Tom Jones bashing cunts! Why why why Delilah? Why fucking, cunting not!!!

You’re all a load of ignorant sheep banging in the valleys vile village idiotic CUNTS!

To sum up my conclusion, you’re all a bunch of cunting, cunted cuntworthy fucking CUNTS!

Nominated by: Billy

(…and you speak a dead language as well! Ed. )

Air wankers

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Been plagued for years in this fucking PC world by cunts next to other cunts doing the old sign language hand jive for cunts that cannot hear. Theatre performances, kinema shows, fucking BBC news – you name it and there is some self important tosser distracting and ruining one’s viewing pleasure. If you are Mutt and Jeff every sympathy old cock but do fuck orf and read about it later.

Only look on the bright side delicious news that the signing cunt during the snuff of Mandela celebrations was a total fake. Deaf cunts had not a clue what was going on. PC police now trying to find out who the fuck the tosser was. Hero in my book blagging it to earn a few quid. Him excepted, signers are air wanking cunts.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke