G’day.
Dezi is a aussie ‘sovereign citizen and whackjob.
Hes currently on the run Rambo style after shooting dead 2 police officers.
And stealing their guns.

Dezi doesnt believe in the law of the land,
He lives on a compound with fellow sovereign citizens.

When in court over his never ending legal issues Dezi demanded a police officer arrest a judge.
The police officer declined.
Dezi then tried to arrest the police officer 😂

After killing the coppers who were at his property with a warrant he took their guns an ran into the bush.
There’s now a huge manhunt for him.

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

We have all heard of romance scams, people catfished online by scammers pretending to be dashing airline pilots or millionaire playboys. Shit Chat gossip magazine fodder grandmother of seven Brenda from Sunderland being sweettalked by Mustafa, proposing marriage before he has even finished rubbing the aftersun into her sagging wrinkled tits.

Now there are the Sawaka Boys, a group of online romance scammers from Ghana responsible for conning British women out of thousands of pounds. But this is ‘payback for colonialism’.

There is even an academic study to justify…I mean ….prove it.

“The enduring legacy of colonialism” was a “key factor” behind their crimes. “They rationalise their actions as reparative justice for colonial exploitation, and framing their fraud as a means of reclaiming wealth unjustly taken during colonial rule” said the academics.

To be clear I have no sympathy with these sad desperate old bints. They are dumb gullible cunts. But lets not pretend this was some kind of noble mission for the redistribution of stolen wealth. It isn’t an African version of Robin Hood or should that be Robbin’ in da hood, less ‘rob from the rich and give to the poor’ more ‘scam from the stupid and give the fucking bone idle’.

I highly doubt Kojo and his mates are spreading their ill-gotten gains around the local community. More likely nasty cheap gold teeth and even nastier cheap women. Even more likely is a ride on a dinghy from France to Blighty where an even bigger prize awaits, the British benefits system.

Cunts all.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Are not only cuntish, but infuriating.

We have 8 public/religious Bank Holidays in the UK. Five are fixed, but three aren’t.

Christmas Day
Boxing Day
New Year’s Day.

Now, traditionally if one (or even two) of these dates fall on a weekend, the following Monday ( and Tuesday) become Bank Holidays, and have done for my entire life.

For some reason, this rag seems to think that Boxing Day in 2026 deserves a special mention.

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Do they think we’re cretins? How the hell is this news, and even if I was oblivious, why do I need to be notified 16 months in advance?

Slow news day indeed!

Your favorite idiotic headline, please.
I cannot be the only person who finds this infuriating.

Nominated by Jeezum Preist.

With fuck all worth watching on the telly at Casa Cunter, I had a flick through some of the 4.000 or so channels available but never explored on my IPTV app.

I came across a programme called Marooned, hosted by a guy called Ed Stafford.

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Apparently there have been several series of this drivel, with Ed being put in inhospitable environments where he is expected to survive and even thrive for 10 days.

In this particular episode he was abandoned in the Gobi desert.
With nothing but the shorts that he was wearing and a camera so that he could film his adventure.

After 3 days of searching he came across a puddle of water which he eagerly stuck his head in and started to drink.

Call me sceptical if you want, but to find surface water in a searing desert is a little unlikely, and if you are going to drink it then the resulting bouts of the shits will dehydrate you and kill you even quicker than if you didn’t find water in the first place.

Amazingly he also found a tin can in the sand.
It had been opened with some precision and had no sharp edges.
It was completely undamaged, not even a dent, just a little dirty.
That, he explained, would be his cooking pot.

He found a few plants bearing fruit. Without knowing exactly what they were, he ate them anyway.
He dug up roots, mixed them with his berries, put them in his tin can with some of the water that he found and brewed himself some tea.

This gave him the energy to go and look under rocks for tiny lizards which he also ate.
He also smoked some rodents out of their burrows and ate them too.

I know who watches this rubbish.
People like me who are bored with nothing else to do.
But who would be stupid enough to believe that any production company would put a presenter in any danger at all?

At the end of Ed’s ordeal he was picked up by a car, so he wasn’t that far away from a road or, I suspect, the local Pizza Hut.

As I was pointing out these things to the lovely Mrs Cunter she accused me of being a ‘miserable bastard’ who spoils everything for everyone.

Yes, I suppose that’s true.

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

are cunts.

Never in the field of human politics have so many been led by the so ignorant.

In days gone by, whatever one’s political views, you could have some respect for MPs and particularly for those in government. You had to display a degree of intelligence to be in Parliament, now it seems the opposite is required. My political views are generally well too the right but you should be able to respect contrasting opinions. Recently I listened, on YouTube, to Peter Shore, former Labour MP and cabinet member, who I used to think was mealy mouthed and wet, and Wedgewood-Benn, regarded as a complete nutter in his day. Both sounded and looked intelligent and could hold a reasoned argument. On the Conservative side there were people like Cecil Parkinson (shagger supreme nothing wrong with that) , Norman Tebbit , and John Major (who I disagreed with on Europe) all bright interesting, intelligent people. Compare and contrast with our present MPs , the national embarrassment that is David Lammy. Our Home Secretary Mrs. Balls, whose accent varies depending upon who she is speaking too (but strangely enough probably the most competent in Cabinet but that is not saying much) . The Deputy Prime Minister, a thick, lazy excuse for a woman whose sole purpose in life appears to be to stifle any ambition in people and to line her own pockets. On the Conservative side a complete collection of non-entities.

What has caused this? I suspect Social Media where every utterance is recorded for posterity. We all talk shit sometimes, particularly me but it was never recorded to be thrown back in our faces 20 years later. Wretched Telephone cameras to record our every action and them made available for public scrutiny. Hardly surprising that no-one of any sense wants to put their head above the parapet and stand for public office, but fuck me rigid what a bunch of cunts we have ended up with.

Nominated by Wanksock.