The Woking Stiones.

Once the most feared, controversial and notorious band in the world.
They have now turned into total pussies.

Brown Sugar has already been axed, due to Me Too psychos. whining that’s it’s ‘racist’ and ‘sexist’. And now Sympathy For The Devil has been self censored. That old fool Jagger has decided the ‘who killed the Kennedys’ line is not to be used, because of the recent Trump shooting.

Errrr. Wasn’t Jagger’s mate, John Lennon shot and killed? And there have been a good few shootings since then. So, why is Mick so concerned about it now, when he wasn’t before?

Simple, the Rolling Stones have bought into the woke bollocks and they too are now frightened of offending people who are there, waiting to be offended.

Never thought I’d see the day. One of their greatest songs, now butchered in case it upsets some soft cunt.

GB News.

Nominated by : Norman

I have a fear that the Southport murderer will end up being treated in a secure hospital.

Axel Muganwa Rudakubana is every defence lawyer’s dream.

He planned his attack, but in a shambolic way.

He armed himself with a large knife and then travelled to the day centre in Southport.
Then it all gets a bit chaotic.

The attack on the children made no sense.
He travelled there in a taxi with no plan to escape the scene.
He didn’t try to run away. He was caught at the scene, probably with no resistance as the Merseyside Fatties managed to arrest him.

He has almost definitely been mis-identified by the general public.
It is very unlikely that he is Muslim unless he converted.
Rwanda, where his parents are from is more Christian than the UK.

Of course it can be argued that anyone who commits an atrocity like he did is mental, but either this cunt is extremely clever or he has accidentally set up a brilliant defence.

My fear is that he will be sent to a secure mental hospital where he could be released in a few years, rather than a high security prison for the rest of his life.

wiki

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

They are asking people not to do it for the money …

BBC News.

Why not ? It`s a fucking no-brainer !

A six-pack of eggs in ASDA is about £1.50, so that’s a profit of £984.50 for fuck`s sake.

It would be utter madness not to.

I`m off down to the supermarket now to clean them out of poultry periods and I suggest you all do the same.

And, unlike the waste of DNA in the link (who `identifies as a non-binary lesbian`), I identify as a mixed-race merkin: one black one, one white one and one with a bit of shite on.

Nominated by : Sam Beau

First nom.

Despite millions of pounds from the national lottery being pumped into the system to supposedly create opportunities for all to achieve and live their sporting dreams one thing never seems to change and that is if the event requires more than a pair of trainers, boxing gloves or a swimming costume the names of the participants reveals that fuck all has changed over the last 25 years of spunking cash into the system.

A quick glance at our medallists reveals that Yasmin and Scarlett did quite well at diving, Rosalind, Laura, Charlotte, and Becky stood on the podium for riding horses and Lola, Georgina, Lauren, Hannah,Emily and Imogen are decent rowers. i could go on but you get the picture, link here

olympics.com

The men are slightly harder to spot but there’s Ethan, Jake, Toby, Hamish and Oliver to be relied upon when the chips are going South.

Now, when most people think of the Olympics they think of athletics in a stadium packed with people running, jumping and throwing, and for good reason because that’s what people want to see, requires physical exertion and everyone did it at school so we have a point of reference. Everyone has a chance and if you’re talented you will get noticed and be picked for the school team, then county and national events for the very best out there.
That’s why working class scrappers like Steve Ovett, Steve Cram, Linford Christie, Sharron Davies, Duncan Goodhew, Audley Harrison,Fatima Whitbread and Kris Akabusi to name but a few could make it to the top from humble backgrounds because it cost fuck all to get started, Our only gold medal in track and field in Paris came from a lass called Keely from Wigan.

Anything involving animals or equipment means most oiks are fucked immediately. Imagine the blank faces of staff at the local council run pool when Leanne or Conner rock up say they quite fancy a shot at synchronised swimming or springboard diving. The inflatables are out at 3pm though so that’ll do.
Fair play to all those that won medals but being the best of the moneyed elite in dressage doesn’t compare to the track where a peasant from Ethiopia can become a legend. Never mind, keep playing the fucking lottery, What a cunt.

Nominated by Davemacc.

Welcome aboard Sir a fine cunting. C.A.

A “dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones” cunting (now here de word of de Lord) for her Ladyship, who has got herself yet another front page splash by pleading victimhood.

When young Steve bought it 31 years ago, Mr & Mrs (as she then was and should still be) decided to have him entombed in Africa. Well thirty years after he has been mouldering in the grave her Ladfyship decided he should be returned to the U.K. He has been exhumed but Dame Doreen isn’t happy – because the story has leaked out on social media. She is also unhappy because the company given the honour of digging him up didn’;t guard the site of the tomb.

As she made an extraordinary decision three decades on, she might have expected that comment would be made. Is she after a freebie, a state funeral or perhaps she just wanted to make the tear-stained announcement herself. It’s all about me, honey child!.

There is no pleasing this old darkie, but why the fuck was she given a titel in the first place?. She is as thick as Angela Rayner, and not that many years ago both of them would have been lucky to have got a job in the Commons as a lavatory attendant.

You and me, we sweat and strain……….

BBC News.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Seconded by : OpinionatedCunt

Here’s a Daily Fail link from 2012 where his grave is clearly shown in multiple images – no wailing from her then as far as I know. Indeed, it was filmed as part of the Panorama documentary at the time.

Daily Fail.

And a judicial review from Imitation Yank with this:

Seconded (again).

I’d forgotten about this old hag, but looked up her deets on Wiki. Well, well, well…lookie here.

Occupation cited as Campaigner. Is that actually a thing?. In 2003, she was appointed OBE for services to community relations. Well done. She founded the Stephen Lawrence Charitable Trust to promote a positive community legacy in her son’s name. OK, fair enough. She’s also been selected to sit on panels within the Home Office and the police, and she is a member of both the board and the council of Liberty, the human rights organisation, as well as being a patron of hate crime charity Stop Hate UK. All very virtuous I’m sure. A fine upstanding member of the communidee.

But wait…..there’s more….to directly quote from the Wiki page:

In October 2019, Lawrence attracted criticism for her on-camera remarks concerning the Grenfell Tower fire tragedy made during an interview with Channel 4 News. She was quoted as saying: “Had that been a block full of white people in there, they would have done everything to get them out as fast as possible and make sure that they do what they needed to do.” A public petition was raised demanding an apology. She later apologised for her remarks.

Racist much? But I guess it’s OK when they do it, right? And note, her apology wasn’t made until AFTER the public petition was raised. Does that constitute a genuine and heartfelt apology then? Why wasn’t that grounds to strip the bitch of her OBE?

Wikipedia.

Discuss.