Mobile phone users [2]

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Cunts on mobiles full stop.

I have a theory about people who get run over whilst on the side of the road: If they were conscious of their surroundings rather than engrossed with their phones and possibly would still be alive.

Example: Saw an incident where a car skidded for at least 10 meters near a bus stop everyone jumped out of the way except 2 cunts on phones who didn’t even notice until the car knocked the phone out of the girls hand……so cunts on phones all the time need a cunting as well as selfie takers

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Rocky Horror Picture Show

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I’d like to nominate the modern remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show (with all of the appropriate racial, gender, feminist updates one comes to expect these days) for a cunting.

Flicking through the channels I saw it and thought bloody hell not seen that in years…when I was presented with this new version.

I’m cunting it not because of all of the “modern libero” updates but because it was complete and utter shite! In fact that’s being disrespectful to shite! Avoid at all costs.

Whoever made this abomination is a cunt!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Sarah Olney MP

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Well deserving of a cunting is Sarah Olney.

I am pissing myself laughing as Sarah Olney the new MP for Richmond Park fell apart like a cheap suit while being interviewed by Julia Hartley Brewer on Talk Radio. Her first day as the new MP showed her strength of character or should I say lack of. She couldn’t answer questions properly. Got cunted completely and had to be saved by some lackey cunt who abruptly ended the interview before the coffin she made for herself had the lid slammed firmly on it.

She fits in well with the other Lib Dems, the likes of Clegg, Farron and Hughes. Between them a scruple would be hard to find. Constantly trying to justify their futile existence. They represent all that stinks in politics. Their party is just a rotting carcass and they are the vultures picking over the remains before it disappears forever, leaving them jobless and worthless like the cunts they are.

Speaking of remains, in a way it’s no surprise that the Richmond Park voters voted for Olney. So rabid are they, like the zombies from 28 days later, at the idea of the UK leaving their beloved EU they would have voted for a corpse (and she looks like one) if they thought it would stop Brexit.

In the leafy super affluent London Borough of Richmond is the parliamentary seat of Richmond Park, the wealthiest constituency in the UK with average household income of 58,000 pounds versus the UK average of 36,000 pounds. Also with property prices among the countries highest, its inhabitants are staunch EU supporters. After all these residents don’t want to lose access to the single market of…….dirt cheap labour. Eastern European nannies, cleaners, builders, plumbers, electricians and gardeners. Of course this army of “staff” can’t afford to live there, unless it is in a cardboard box. Neither can many benefit claiming immigrant types. It’s a win win for Richmond residents.

So they live in a nice bubble which only a few undesirables (most of the population in their view) can penetrate. They only have to deal with “nice” middle class neighbours, no riff raff and no ordinary plebs..er..people.

Another reason for them not to leave the EU is the horror of needing to pay a little extra for their Sleazy Jet flights and the hassle of needing a tourist visa to visit the villa in Tuscany or Marbella, or the extra inconvenience of paying a bit more for the schlep to the Alps for the Apres-Ski. Plus of course lots of them work in finance or for the banks which benefit from easy access to the single market.

So all in all the cunts don’t give a shit about anyone else and therefore voted for that Non-Liberal Un-dem-cunt in another attempt (of the many so far) by the remoaners to sabotage Brexit.

Is there no end to these twaty relentless attempted coups? When will these cunts ever stop?

Nominated by: Mike Oxard

Smokers

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Smokers – yes, the fucking lot of you! – can eat shit and come back for seconds.
Feel sorry for them? Fuck right off, they are selfish, posion spewing cunts who care about little else other than their pathetic addiction. They should be fined for spreading their muck in the air and leaving their butts on the ground. If I had my way, they’d be lined up against the nearest wall and given one way tickets to oblivion…

CUNTS!

Nominated by: King and Cuntry

Rain

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I’d like to cunt rain. It’s fucking pissing down and my cat’s waiting for me to get the chicken from Tesco. Might have to get the car out. Why doesn’t it do it during the night when people are asleep?

Nominated by: Allan