Vera Liddell


A stereotypical cunting for a stereotypical crime, Ladies, Cunts and all in between, May I present to you…

Ms Vera Liddell, A stock relocation specialist over in the states
Old and perhaps wise enough to know that a sustained campaign of misappropriating 11000 cases of CHICKEN WINGS from a school was likely to end in chicken gravy tears.

Does anybody even eat chicken wings? I thought they were a waste product that pet food was made from.

Oh well Ms Vera, unlikely you’ll starve in prison going by the looks of you.

Newsweek. (Link provided by Komodo)

Nominated by : Cunt of Peeblesshire

The Bee Gees


The Hee Bee Gee Bees

Last night I was amusing myself by watching some old stuff from ‘Top of the Pops’, when on they came. The Gibb boys, aka The Bee Gees.

It was an unwanted reminder of latterly how much I came to dislike and be irritated by these guys. I say ‘latterly’ because early in their career, they did some decent stuff like ‘New York Mining Disaster’ and ‘Massachusetts’.

But then they must have met with some form of weird collective accident, and they started singing as though they’d each got their privates trapped in a mangle. That horrible falsetto sound was, for me, like nails down a blackboard. It was so affected. As if that wasn’t bad enough, they added that tremulous, breathy ‘ha ha ha ha’ effect, which just made them insufferable;

YouTube Link One

Okay, I know that they were hugely popular, and shifted records by the cartload. Yer pays yer money… It’s just to me, they sounded like a collection of neutered tom cats. Need any more proof? Take it away lads;

YouTube Link Two

Pile of old pony.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

People Who Ask For a Thump


We’ve all come across them, people who will never win medals for tact or diplomacy, who are so determined to be disagreeable it’s as though they’re intentionally inviting physical violence. I was never a bovver boy, I avoided confrontations, there was only one individual who made me lash out, and that was with the flat of my hand, not with my fist.

I was about fifteen and the boys in my area used to meet at the local football pitch which had goal posts. We’d have a game then hang around and talk before going home. Some boys would show up but didn’t take part, they’d just stand on the sideline and watch. One of these was a real miserable twat, he never laughed, never smiled, I didn’t know his name or where he lived but it was obvious he had an enormous chip on his shoulder. The only time he opened his mouth was to call somebody, it wasn’t banter, he was deadly serious. He wasn’t big or tough and he looked no different to anyone else, but he had an attitude problem second to none.

One day we’d had a game, we were all stood talking afterwards and he decided to start on me. He had the usual scornful expression on his face, I don’t remember what he was saying but it wasn’t flattering. I’d already decided what I’d do if this happened. I took two steps toward him and slapped him as hard as I could on his chest. He tottered backwards and fell over on his arse. His face was a picture, he looked totally amazed. No-one said anything, they probably thought ‘asked for and got’.

He didn’t show up for two or three weeks after, then one day there he was again. We were all stood talking as usual , he was looking at me with that expression and I could see he was just itching to say something. I looked back at him and he decided to keep quiet. If he’d opened his mouth to me again I’d have thumped him in the guts, but he thought better of it.

That was the last time I ever saw him, but I’ve wondered a few times what happened to him. I’d be quite surprised if he were still alive. No-one goes through life unscathed with an attitude like his. I’ve wondered what happened when he started going into places where men drank beer. He wouldn’t have been able to restrain himself, the urge to verbally offend someone was ingrained in him, it was too powerful for him to resist. It would only have been a matter of time before he ended up on the tap room floor.

https://explorable.com/e/recognizing-low-self-esteem

Nominated by : Allan

Raw Dogging Narcissists


RAW-DOGGING

?

Me neither.

And no, it`s not an alternative version of what you`re thinking, either.
Basically, it`s anything being done without protection or support.

Example …

BBC News.

Having cleared that up, I`m not cunting `raw-dogging`; no, I`m cunting the complete narcissistic hypocritical cunts who [say they] do it. And tell us about it on their beloved soshull meedia, of course.

As per the link, I do so love the way the younger generations are engaging in their plaintive duty to alleviate Climate Change by going on multiple long-haul flights all over the globe. Wonderful role models for gen-Z: just like the pneumatic court-shy chav Katie Price (but that`s another story which I`m sure will be further embellished on this hallowed site. Yet again).

You just can`t make this shit up.

Nominated by : Sam Beau

Adam Britton

This revolting piece of sub-human excrement was recently jailed for 10 years and 5 months for the rape and torture of 56 dogs, 39 of which he killed in a shipping container on his property, inside which he filmed many of his hideous crimes.

As well as torturing his own dogs, he also sourced animals from unsuspecting pet owners, and described watching kids crying as he walked away with their pets.

To engage with other like-minded degenerates he posted videos online under a series of false names.

Described as a prominent British zoologist (me neither) and an expert on crocodiles (bet he never tried fucking one of them unless it was heavily sedated or dead) he is resident in Darwin, Australia.

Naturally he’s worked for the BBC, once hosting Sir David Attenbore who filmed one of his documentaries on Britton’s property.

He is obviously a keen disciple of Eric Gill, whose statue eulogising child sexual abuse continues to disgrace the front of BBC Television Centre, serving as the Corporation’s mascot.

Britton was also charged with four counts of accessing and transmitting child abuse material to which he pleaded guilty. No doubt the mere tip of an extremely depraved iceberg.

Sky news

Nominated by Shit-cake Baker.