The Isle of Man TT

This event started in 1907, only stopped for the two World Wars. 2025 will run from May 26 to June 7, featuring 11 days of racing action, but the cunting here, is the number of people, that over the last 117 years, have been killed. Riders, sidecar pilots, marshals & spectators. There were two, that lived near me, one was killed on a Triumph 500 in the early 50’s, the other on a Yamaha in the 80’s. Some bad years were 1970 & 2005, where the average death rate of 2.5/year was exceeded. So why do they do it? Barry Sheene crashed here riding a 125 in 1971, & became a critic, citing its extreme danger, & never rode the T.T. again. In those days it was on the Grand Prix calendar, so it was compulsory to compete. Sure some things have improved, like G.P.S. trackers are now fitted to the bikes, so that paramedics can get there quicker, in the event of an accident, but that won’t help if someone has hit a tree, a pub, or someone’s front wall at speeds of around 200 M.P.H. It will be a mixture of concentration, courage, skill, knowledge of the track, an element of luck & a bit of pure madness. The bikes are getting quicker, & the average speed record now stands at 136.35 M.PH. set back in 2023, meaning that the 37.73 mile course was completed in just over 16 & a 1/2 minutes. There have been bird strikes, & I guess many other forms of fauna, have contributed to accidents over the years. There has been talk of having a similar set up on the Isle of Whyte, but nothing further to add on that one for now.

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Nominated by Lord Scunthorpe, Link provided by Cuntemall.

BBC Pidgin (2)

Notwithstanding reporting on all manner of depraved African pantomimes and feral chaos at every turn,it reads like a pîss take by Ali G( before he became a woke snowflake)..

“We dey watch in brief for di family of di deceased. We no dey here for di defendant and dis na serious mata of national importance and we dey here to see say dem do justice.”

What a treat,like reading a transcript of David Lammy’s latest Cabinet meeting.

Fortunately it’s all paid for by taxation fuck your winter Fuel payments,pay for a lunatic with a bone through its nose to give you the “news”..

Hopefully Sam Beau is available to clarify the mess..

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Chris Bryant (5) & Angela Eagle (6)

Last week the courts made the only sane judgment – that a woman is only a woman if she was born a female and has a vagina. In other words men dressing up like drag queens like MR. Eddie Izzard are not women despite false tits and make up and calling yourself by a female name,

Sir Kweer is yet to comment as he is enjoying himself on holiday (and I wonder who paid for that?), and I doubt if Blair or Mandy have told him what to do about it yet, but that hasn’t stopped two prominent quare ministers in this shit show of a government seeking ways to overturn that judgement.

Chris Bryant ex vicar and Y Front model, and Kenneth Williams lookee-likee, and butch beefy Angela Eagle (you can almost see the plastic bollocks in her tight extra outsize trousers) are seeking to overturn that ruling. They are so upset they are planning a Very Important Meeting this very week after they return from their half term break.

Has any government ever held the courts in such disrespect, if they find their rulings “upsetting” or inconvenient for them?

As for this pair of privets are they trying to make everyone as bent and sick as they are themselves?. We face bankruptcy, inflation, recession, in addition to wars and all they can worry about is turning the country into a drag show.

How much longer can these cunts stay in office?, they are a total irrelevance:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

NHS Invitation To Lung Cancer Screening

Not content with sending us poo sticks for bowel cancer screening, which I’ve been receiving for several years, although next year, at 72, will be my last invite, I’ve now received a letter inviting me to MY lung cancer screening.

Now, hang on a minute. Once I reach 72, you don’t gaf if I die of bowel cancer, but now your worried that, at 71, I might have early stage lung cancer where ” treatment is simpler and more successful”.

Make your fucking minds up!
I take it this is another Streetings based initiative to show how much we’re loved, as elderly people, by our current Government.

I wonder how many pensioners, who don’t pay IT like me, got invited?
I’m willing to bet zero, but happy to be corrected.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

“Youth Demands”

I am surprised that nobody has yet has cunted this ridiculous organisation, no doubt run by little Tristrams and Gemimas who wear undercrackers with a picture of spoilt Commie brat Ed Miliband on them. They intend(ed) during April to bring London to a halt, – the usual right on reasons – they are against oil and gas, and against Israel (perhaps Tristram and his friend Quentin are upset mummy and daddy had them circumcised at birth in the BUPA hospital. If they did, they must have thrown the wrong end away).

At the time of writing, their cheap home-made website suggests we can all mince along today for a “training session”.

These up-theiir-own-arses schoolkids don’t pay taxes or work, so they can’t demand fuck all. The older ones no doubt are at “uni” and will probably be too pissed to attend on Easter Sunday, and besides, Jemima is staying at mummy’s big house in Surrey and is riding her horse this afternoon.

Perhaps the reason nobody has commented on this self-indulgent organisation is because they HAVEN’T bought London to a halt, – as far as I know even the BBC haven’t run with their puerile crap, and realise they are as effective as Stella Creasy’s birth control apparatus:

I’d like to second this excellent and highly appropriate cunting of “Youth Demand”.
They are a bunch of indoctrinated childish Trots and crypto-Marxists, more often than not, wound up and set in motion by Hard-Left “teachers” in the leftist infested, evreeeee-chuyyyuld-is-preshhhusss, I-know-my-rights, knowledge-lite, propaganda-heavy, shitholes masquerading as “schools” and topped off by the Marxist infested Univershitty Halls of Knackerdemia and the toxic “academics” peddling crap “degrees” in non-subjects and turning out angry, indebted, self-important, coloured-haired, snot-hanger-nose-ringed entitled unemployables.
They’ll march for every provably erroneous nostrum and fashionable but wrong, “cause” but the one that always floats to the surface like a stinking turd after a night on the (vegan) vindaloo, the Cult of so-called “Palestine” drilled into them by their “educational” handlers.
Waving that fucking flag that’s the equivalent of the swastika, and sporting their de-riguer “keffiyeh” Arafat genocide scarf, supporting the worst terrorist the world has thrown up, Hamas and Hezbollah, calling for Hitler’s job to be finished.
Ignorant clockwork mice, wound up and let go to block the streets and piss off the public, “for the planet”, to “fight CO2”, but always, as with every fascist-left mob, for “palestine from the river to the sea”, which means, no Israel and no Jews (it’s written in the Hamas charter, in black and white.
So I have to conclude, that “Youth Demand” is inappropriately named and that like those permanently brainwashed to kill Jews, “palestinian ” children; these toxic and permanently brainwashed puffed up cunts should be called HITLER YOUTH DEMAND.

Swap the Fakestinians Flag for a Swastika and Starmer would be calling them “far-right” with the biased Plods wading in with the batons. Fly the flag of Fakestine, and the hatred is fine by our 2-tier Plods and 2-tier Stalinist Prime minister. Fuck them and fuck Hitler Youth Demand, who are in no position to demand anything. That our 2-tier “authorities” put up with them, while jailing someone for a re-tweet, speaks volumes. Cunts, the lot of them. Oh yes, and Fuck so-called “palestine”, a fictitious entity brought to life on a lie.

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Nominated by W C Boggs and seconded by Sheikh Anvakh.