is a cunt.

Exhibit A: Paula Vennells
Lied under oath in previous hearings and possibly during the current Post Office hearings. Should be done for contempt of court at the very least.

Exhibit B: Keith Moon
One of the lesser known stories occurred on Jan. 4, 1970, when Neil Boland, who was Keith Moon’s driver and bodyguard, was accidentally run over by Moon’s Bentley. The people present in the car were: Keith Moon, his girlfriend and ‘Legs’ Larry Smith from The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. Some accounts say that the girlfriend was driving the car at the time, but neither were sent to prison for failing to stop, lying under oath or driving under the influence. Cunts.

Exhibit C: Lance Percival
On 14 December 1970, he was involved in a fatal three-car crash in his Jaguar XJ on a notorious stretch of the A20, south of Farningham, Kent, known as Death Hill. Percival was in hospital for a month, he almost lost the sight of one eye and required 123 stitches. Following his recovery, he was charged with causing death by dangerous driving. In court he testified remembering the car drifting left and right, but his memory of the accident was vague. He was acquitted after evidence showed that a tyre on his car had probably deflated before the crash.

Most people would get 3 years for dangous driving. My dad said in the 80s, “You never see him on TV any more”. No wonder.

Exhibit D: Peter Murrell and Nicola Sturgeon
“An ongoing investigation” for 3 fecking years!! They allegedly embezzled £660k. What are they waiting for? Put the bracelets on them.

I rest my case.

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Nominated by Anton Pillar.

Daily Fail.

12-year-old child investigated by counter-extremism ‘Police’ after officials at his school reported him to the ‘Prevent’ programme. The school suggested that the child was at risk of being ‘radicalised by the Far Right’ as he said he was gay-not queer, and that he had an unhealthy interest in ‘weapons’.

The child had posted a video of himself with a ‘Toy wooden crossbow’. The Toy, sold by English Heritage is decribed as “completely harmless but lots of fun, this replica crossbow is a great way of getting kids outside in the fresh air, for ages 7 years and over”.

Counter terror officers – who visited the boys home – raised concerns that the Jewish boy harboured ‘extremist views’ as he said that ‘Hamas’ (the Gaza-based terror group) should be wiped out. Concerns were also raised over comments he made to school bullies, that he wanted to ‘exterminate’ them , despite claims that school bullies asked if he was going to the gas chamber and gave Nazi salutes.

The boys mother said the school and Prevent officers were guilty of double standards, claiming anti-Semitic incidents at the school were not dealt with in the same way.

Nominated by : Lord of the Rings

Gavin plumb. Who dat you ask..

He is the fat, wheezy, heart attack waiting to happen security guard, who was going to kidnap holly willobore..

A 35 stone fantasist, planned to kidnap, rape and murder her.
Seeing as he probably hasn’t seen his winky in a good long while, he is not off to a good start..

Apparently gav had assembled a abduction kit..
Composing of a 12 piece kfc bucket,10 greggs sausage rolls and a diet coke..

Mr plumb pudding aslo had 10,000 photos of Holly on his phone..
One would of sufficed as she only has one expression, surprise..

Though she would of been surprised if professor plump had climbed over her outer wall.

The walrus couldn’t drive and would get out of breathe looking at a pair of running shoes..

Forget locking him up, just strap him to a treadmill, he will be gone in 60 seconds..

ITV News.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

Just when you thought this four yearly wankfest and the BBC’s all expenses paid jolly for its staff couldn’t get any worse, they come up with this.

BBC News.

Yes indeed. That we’ll known sporting hero and Olympian, Fred Sirieix has been invited to enjoy BBC hospitality at our expense at this year’s event. How does a reality tv nonentity qualify to be a member of the commentary team at this global event, I hear you ask? We’ll, his daughter is part of the GB diving team, and erm….that’s about it. At least it gets the numbers up and gives the Paris hospitality sector a massive boost.

This from the beebs director of sport….
“ People can tune in to live coverage morning, noon and night, following all the biggest sporting moments as they happen.”

Whoopedey doo! I can’t fucking wait!

Nominated by : Field Marshal Cuntgomery

A deux added by Chuff Chugger:

i second this nom. on the basis the bbc have realised the olympics are based in france so have thought to themselves we need someone french…as you do (not) and this Fred non entity came up in some sort of pissed up discussion. in my opinion they should have used the policeman from allo allo…..far more convincing

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met heaps of Ukrainians in the UK who have come from the Donbass and have lost their homes thanks to bombs. Most are superb.

Tonight, tho – me and the wife get a BBQ going. Across the road, they get loud, lairy, decide to have a fight. I go outside and shout “shut the fuck up!” in Russian at 23:00 because, erm, work tomorrow …

… Now they decided I’m the problem for using a “triggering language.”

Nominated by : Cuntis_Cuntis