
He was the least talented member of Queen who, it must be said, was a decent backing band for Freddie. Brian May was a snivelling, whinging walking vagina even before he aged, lost his sperm count, and resembled Zelda from the Terrahawks.
He’s gone on one of his rants, spray-farting his dinosaur grey grundies attacking the government (yeahh, tell it like it is), Covid (yeah dude, stick it to de maaan), and inevitablly Brexit (you is da Shizz, rebel). What a fucking loser.
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May, who lives in Kensington in a multi-million-pound staccato mansion, championed Labour, presumably not realising they will wolf his fortune like a Fat Bottom Girl near cake.
His whiney, virtue-signalling rant read like a spoilt, spotty teenager’s bingo card : “dis cowupt government,
one of the world’s worst responses to Covid 19, poverty for many, filthy water, bwoken pwomises, de people who bwought us the disaster of Bwexit, and (zzzz) global warming.”
This decrrpit greedy, old hippy then bizarrly screeched about badgers.
Badgers. Is this what erectile disfunction does to you?
Brian “Theresa” May must have another hits album to flog. Keep buying the rants so you’ll keep buying the music so that this dreary multi-millionaire Remoaner crustmudgeon cunt can fit a new kitchen in his central London gaff whilst shitting arse biscuits into his granny pants.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.
Mary Hinge stuck the knife in with this:
Brian May filming himself voting
The silly sanctimonious old cunt was quite unable to just trot along and fill in his bit of paper without demanding attention, so decided to film himself whilst in the polling station, having treated his followers to what he clearly regarded as an inspirational speech about the dawn of a new era , freedom and some other load of old shit, like a pound shop, pube headed, poor mans Churchill.
This activity did not go unnoticed and he now faces a £5000 fine or prison ( I think we all know which it will be and I hardly think he will lose any sleep over losing £5000).
I don’t think it’s very likely a man of his age would not know the rules, and no doubt there were signs up about it outside the place, but Brian is above all that clearly, as he was voting for the good of Mankind.
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